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DNA

@DNA@famichiki.jp

Cheap scifi author, cheaper thrill seeker, pizza lover, American immigrant to Japan.

For entertainment purposes only. 夜露死苦

#minecraft #7daystodie #scifi #samuraipunk #cyberpunk #farfuture #transhumanism #spaceopera #mecha #weirdfiction #megastructures #biopunk

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DNA, to random
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MIL and I "arguing" about wife's return last nite for a good 15 mins. Ifs, buts, stupid stuff. I thot wife was coming home that nite. MIL thot diff. Finally I asked her why she was so insistant (bc I had my reasons too). She answered, because it's on the schedule. Well, if you fucking knew that, why didn't you just point it out? I retorted. Because I thought you knew. Was I talking like I did? FFS, don't let me go on being wrong!

Japanese thought process is beyond me. Too much assumption.

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@Theblueone @alanb hoooooooleeeeeeee fuck. Lol.
Does ur daughter still lick the plate of olive oil? Mine does.

Theblueone, to random
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As a child of the 70s and early 80s I want to know what happened to all those people that regularly just spontaneously combusted? Did they all get abducted by UFOs? Sink in all the quicksand? Got lost in the Bermuda Triangle? Did Nostradamus predict their horrible apocalyptic death? Get lost finding Noah's Ark on the top of a mountain somewhere? Is the Spock guy out there searching for them?

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DNA,
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@marramgrass @Theblueone i think they call it falling asleep smoking these days.

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For the first time ever, an undercover agent for China’s secret police steps out of the shadows to tell all about where he’s been and who he’s been targeting. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-13/china-spy-secret-police-agent-tells-all-four-corners/103826708

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@w7voa
hell of a read

tofugolem, to random
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Let me tell you a little story.

Japan is mostly mountainous. There is very little flat land. The whole country is basically a mountain range sticking up out of the sea floor, and the parts of the mountain range that are above the water is called "Japan." Only 10% of the land is flat enough to put buildings on.

Japanese farmers had to be very good at what farmers call "farm management." That is just the reality given their circumstances.

1/6

DNA,
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@tofugolem Not hard to see at all.

DNA, to random
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(Soon going on) 13yo daughter's "sculpture".

"Dad, Dad, this is REALLY funny!"

She's not wrong.

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DNA, to random
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"The Difficulties with Exporting Japan’s TV Dramas"

They're boring AF. The. End.

DNA,
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@FlockOfCats
Agreed. Not overly familiar with K shows, but not overly fond of obviously fake crying women.

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Snack for TRPG session at 14:3! Hope these are good. They look iffy. LOL.
Gearing up for today's playthru of BIOHEIST, my brand new . GMing for the first time in DECADES and I am both nervous and excited. While the game itself comes with an adventure and COMPLETE rules, I'm running an original adventure of my own which might make it into subsequent versions of the game. Link: https://preview.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/475120/Bioheist-The-Hellflesh-Heist

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@FlockOfCats
They are crap. Did not like.

DNA, to random
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US bank acct set up. Just waiting to get the lasts bit of info and I'll be rolling.

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DNA, to cyberpunk
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Gear your team and jack your augs, the heist that could set you up for life (or send you to the blackflesh market as spare parts) is going to a nightmare! BIOHEIST, an original TRPG, has hit the mean streets of Neo Heian-Kyo!

https://preview.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/475120/Bioheist-The-Hellflesh-Heist

liztai, to random
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My mum was a typical Asian Tiger mum. When I was in primary school I was one of the last kids in the last class in school. (Students were ranked by performance in my school back then.) So mum started tutoring me. I wanted to avoid her fearsome tutoring sessions so badly that I became one of the top students in the whole dang school in a span of a year so that she will stop tutoring me.

I look back and think that this was her strategy all along.

#AsianParents

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@liztai
D'OH!
>_<

FlockOfCats, to random
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Can McDonald’s get done with their teritami crap already 😫

DNA,
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@FlockOfCats
Wow, just say No.

DNA, to random
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I need crazy "mutations" STAT! Give me something crazy like... grow random tentacles on body, or begin emitting aura that charms everyone, or glow in the dark eyes....

They need to be simultaneously cool, funny, and strange.

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FlockOfCats, to random
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❓ Question: What YouTube niches are you into?

I’m into Cooking, Minecraft, and Science content 🧬

@takosix is into Old Computer and Bike Repair 🚴

How about you?

DNA, (edited )
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@FlockOfCats @takosix 7 days to die, and Tom Segura

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I had the best time designing merchandise shirts for my boyfriend's TikTok fans, it's print on demand.
That made me think, should I design some shirts for you???
Philosophy and queerness themed?

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@skaly
Do it.

FlockOfCats, to random
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I want a Kei-Tora*

*small tiger 🥹

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DNA, to random
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Cuz everything working out is just not enough, FOUR SEPARATE people distributed omiyage at work today.

DNA,
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@FlockOfCats i no rite?

DNA, to random
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Slammed my finger in the fucking door.

FlockOfCats, (edited ) to random
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Remember when the Japan government sent everyone two (!) masks (Abe no mask), but it turned out many of them were defective?

They apparently still have extras laying around, and they use them at a Tokyo kid’s center as name tags. 😳

The kids’ names are stitched on and they wear the mask on their back :gosh:

#japan #masks

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@FlockOfCats
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