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CaptainFlab, to random
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CaptainFlab, to random
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Will always re-share this!

CaptainFlab, to random
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The AirBnB we’re renting has fleas in the carpets. The host is here spraying them and the area rugs. I am not loving this.

CaptainFlab, to random
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At my in-laws’ house getting started on the long process of clearing it out. Found this gem from 1998 being used as a monitor stand. It’s about 2.5” (65mm) thick and holds dozens of literal bookmarks.

Side view to give some sense of scale to just how thick the book is.
Dozens of bookmarks visible along the top edge.

skyfaller,
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@CaptainFlab Given the self-destruction of search engines, maybe it's time for a printed Internet Yellow Pages comeback. Perhaps with QR codes?

On a small scale, you could make 3-ring binders with local websites and put them in public spaces like coffee shops, so you can easily add or remove pages as websites come and go.

CaptainFlab, to random
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I can parallel park like a fucking boss, but when I’m comes to backing in like this, I’m useless. We still talk about this incident.

Nonya_Bidniss,
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@CaptainFlab 😂 I'm the exact opposite. I roll backward into my garage every day like a SF operator. Cannot parallel park to save my life.

NormanDunbar,
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@Nonya_Bidniss @CaptainFlab I can sometimes parallel park and sometimes reverse into spaces! 🥴

CaptainFlab, to animals
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How can I be expected to tear myself away from all this and go to work?

CaptainFlab, to random
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[Clears throat, takes a deep breath] IF THE JOB REQUIRES ANY AMOUNT OF TIME IN THE OFFICE, IT IS—BY DEFINITION—NOT REMOTE! DON’T ADVERTISE IT AS BEING REMOTE!!!

CaptainFlab, to NewJersey
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The Somerset Patriots is a minor league baseball team in north Jersey. For three games this summer they are changing their name to celebrate one the things for which is best known: The Jersey Diners. It’s a brilliant piece of marketing that I could not help but get behind. I ordered a cap and pin and they threw in a paper hat for free—just like the kind that is traditionally worn by diner staff. It’s also what their mascot wears (see my cap). Nice touch, folks!

Me wearing a baseball cap with a drawing of their mascot: a coffee cup with a smiling face and wearing a paper hat.
Paper hat with the Jersey Diners name.

CaptainFlab, to random
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Now has come the time in my recovery where I begin to liberate much of the “material” that had settled along the walls of my upper respiratory tract, one mighty coughing fit at a time.

dancinyogi,
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@CaptainFlab Ugh. That is never fun. Hang in there and rest up when you can.

CaptainFlab, to random
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The funniest meme I’ve seen in a long, long time.

CaptainFlab, to random
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I enjoy catching these little glitches in Google Street View.

skyfaller,
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@CaptainFlab Extra wheels make the car go faster! At least that's what I remember children's toys trying to communicate.

CaptainFlab, to plex
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Slowly making my way through the James Bond catalog—and no streamer can ever take them away. #Plex

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CaptainFlab, to random
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Can anyone advise me on what's wrong with my ? It's a Pyle that I picked up about ten years ago. I just replaced its cartridge, being sure to put the wires on the proper pins per the Pyle manual. Now when I turn it on, I hear a quiet, low-pitched buzz from the left channel. When I play a record, the right channel gets the music, but the left only gets that buzz. I re-connected every wire in the signal chain, but it didn't make a difference. Wondering where I went wrong. TIA

CaptainFlab, to animals
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I was about to do stuff at my computer, but apparently Lucy needs the chair more than I do right now. #CatsOfMastodon

CaptainFlab, to random
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Felt a symptom this morning, but didn’t quite appreciate what it was (or could mean). When I got to work I could feel joint pain in my hands, but was more concerned that it might be the onset of arthritis. Then my forehead felt a tad warm, so I finally put all three together and asked the school nurse to check my temp 98.8, which is 1.3 above my norm. NBD

By afternoon, fatigue had set in, as had body aches. Temp went down, tho. Went home early and got serious chills. Gonna be a fun night.

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