Greenseer, to random
@Greenseer@mstdn.social avatar

You, too, can have a high-tech lobotomy
#ElonMusk #Neuralink

maxleibman, to random
@maxleibman@mastodon.social avatar

Why would I want a brain implant that makes me less smart?

#Neuralink #transhumanism #ElonMusk

kentindell, to random
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  • adamjcook,

    @kentindell The #FDA must have the regulatory robustness of the #NHTSA, near as I can tell (at as far as experimental devices are concerned).

    This is unbelievable.

    To my knowledge, the #USDA OIG has not even concluded an investigation into allegations of horrid animal-welfare violations - which is, to me, a clear-cut signal as to how #Neuralink will treat any trial participants.

    It is just like #FSDBeta all over again.

    The US just cannot help but to indulge it.

    dominique, to tech French

    #Neuralink a donc obtenu le feu vert de la #FDA pour expérimenter son interface neuronale directe sur les humains.

    J'ai écrit plusieurs papiers sur le sujet dont un mémo de 10 pages pour Orange. Vous pouvez lire le premier draft ici, j'y avais énoncé les problèmes éthiques que ça posait :

    👉 https://futuromium.substack.com/p/8726732_-1-f-

    #technology #IND #technocritique #tech

    ncrav, to random
    @ncrav@mas.to avatar

    I think Elon Musk belongs to a cult or is a "They Live" style alien.

    Musk on Neuralink: let's put chips inside our head to control machines with our minds.

    Musk on Telsa collision detection: let's use cameras.

    Everyone in the automotive industry: why not use RADAR, LIDAR et al just like the rest of us?

    Musk: You fools! You're poking at the unknown with your magic rays, who knows what it will awaken!

    #musk #tesla #neuralink #lidar #radar

    Gustodon, to random
    @Gustodon@mas.to avatar

    If someone decides to put one of Elon's chips in their head, they deserve every weird, shambling, Robocop 2-style disaster they encounter.

    #Neuralink

    AilesGrises, to random

    is one of the most dangerous pieces of proprietary malware yet conceived. Proprietary blobs on your computer are already bad enough, now imagine a Management Engine for your brain.

    diker, to tech

    #Neuralink: Elon Musk's brain chip firm wins #US approval for #human study

    #technology #news #tech #science #labrats

    Source🔗
    https://www.bbc.com/news/health-65717487

    mdhughes, to random

    The long-term goal of Elmo's NeuraLink™ is to control the brains of guards & workers for his doomsday vault. "Full Self Autonomy" mode means you'll be in less self-control than his humanoid robots. Same thing, really.

    Smithers, release the Boston Dynamics cyber-hounds.
    #neuralink #elonmusk #apocalypse

    Spabetti, to random German

    Real talk: They already implanted #neuralink and there have been no errors whatsoever...

    chartier, to random
    @chartier@toot.cafe avatar

    #ElonMusk and #Neuralink:

    Yeah sure, sign me the fuck up. Lol

    I try not to speak in absolutes. But if you volunteer for this, you are absolutely not right in the head.

    ygalanter, to random
    @ygalanter@hachyderm.io avatar

    Just got my #neuralink implant

    jbzfn, (edited ) to random
    @jbzfn@mastodon.social avatar

    :breathe: The FDA will apparently let Elon Musk put a computer in a human’s brain
    @verge

    "Neuralink has been accused of abusing its monkey test subjects, a claim the company denies. The FDA rejected an early 2022 Neuralink application for human trials, as reported by Reuters, apparently outlining “dozens of issues” the company needed to address."

    #Neuralink #FDA #Musk
    https://www.theverge.com/2023/5/25/23738123/neuralink-elon-musk-human-trial-fda-approval/

    glynmoody, to random
    @glynmoody@mastodon.social avatar

    Elon Musk’s brain implant company #Neuralink approved for in-human study - https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/may/25/elon-musk-neuralink-brain-implant-fda-approval-human-study I still think he should be the first to try this...

    jsrailton, to random
    @jsrailton@mastodon.social avatar

    Countdown Florida trying to pass a law absolving of responsibility for sudden death.

    itnewsbot, to science
    @itnewsbot@schleuss.online avatar

    Neuralink says it has the FDA’s OK to start clinical trials - Enlarge (credit: NurPhoto)

    In December 2022, founder Elon Musk gave a... - https://arstechnica.com/?p=1942466

    cyberghost, to random

    // joke ahead don't get mad

    Looks like Mr. Robot's E Corp is what Elon's X Corp will be in the future.
    In the series, E Corp is labeled as "Evil Corp". What X Corp will be?

    • Xenanigans Corp?
    • X-ray Corp (they will know and see everything through you, specially with the Neuralink chip)

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