br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Elon Musk says the first human has received an implant from Neuralink, but other details are scant

#elonmusk #neuralink

https://thegrio.com/2024/01/31/elon-musk-says-the-first-human-has-received-an-implant-from-neuralink-but-other-details-are-scant/

peteramthor, to cyberpunk
@peteramthor@dice.camp avatar

Everything about is so very , but not the aspects that we want to see happening. Company ran by a scumbag capitalist who has never invented anything that killed a bunch of lab animals with testing and covered it all up. Now implanting it's tech into a human test subject.

In a this would be the company the PC's are hired to burn down because they making every other tech company look bad.

petelittle1970, to random
@petelittle1970@masto.alittleofnothing.co.uk avatar

I don't know about you. But my #Neuralink chip really itches every time I come on Mast....

USE X. BUY TESLA. BOOK YOUR SPACEX TRIP TO MARS NOW.

.. odon. really itchy.

argumento, to TeslaMotors Spanish
@argumento@hispagatos.space avatar
br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar
emarktaylor, to random
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social avatar

#Neuralink

Via Ben Phillips @benphillips76
·
13h
This is very good

cstross, to random
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

My thought on Neuralink implanting tech in human heads for the first time:

Brain implants are one of those technologies where the MTBF for the implant MUST exceed the MTBF of the implantee. And there must be lifetime after-sales support, Or else the execs who made the decision to pull support should go to prison for the rest of their lives.

_L1vY_,
@_L1vY_@mstdn.social avatar

@SkipHuffman @cstross #Neuralink chips are gonna be abandonware in the time it takes to say "The owner lost a $56 billion court case and lost interest."

georgetakei, to random

It does sound like an ominous sign for something far worse to come.

RTP,
@RTP@fosstodon.org avatar

@georgetakei

Just a few years until we may see the first remotely compromised brain / 📡 🧠

OkayKay, to random
@OkayKay@ottawa.place avatar

Finish this sentence...

If you are have a neuralink AND wearing a tin foil hat,
you'll ___________.

#Neuralink

maxleibman, to random
@maxleibman@mastodon.social avatar

Let me salve your conscience: ethics does not require that you hope this goes well.

#neuralink #ElonMusk #HumanTrials

https://www.npr.org/2024/01/30/1227850900/elon-musk-neuralink-implant-clinical-trial

HornedLivestock, to random
@HornedLivestock@mastodon.scot avatar

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs; you can't put a Cybertruck in someone's head without making half the animal kingdom dead.

#Neuralink

ricardoharvin, to random
@ricardoharvin@mstdn.social avatar

So what happens when folds and the is bricked?

I've posted articles on other implants whose companies have folded leaving the recipients with no support or access to maintenance or repair because they're closed, proprietary systems and intellectual property, and are sometimes left in worse condition than before receiving the devices.

I believe I'd rather suffer or die than trust anything involving Musk.

br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Elon Musk's Neuralink has a big rival in the battle to put a computer chip in your brain

#elonmusk #neuralink

https://qz.com/elon-musk-neuralink-china-brain-chip-1851209040

SNerd, to Meme
@SNerd@lor.sh avatar
kitoconnell, to disabled
@kitoconnell@kolektiva.social avatar

I've been thinking with empathy about the quality of life a person would have to have in order to allow Elon Musk to put an experimental chip in your head. When we are looking at these stories, let's remember the serious lack of support for #disabled people in our country, both on a societal level and in terms of the dwindling social safety net. It's not surprising that a person would feel tempted to reach for a dangerous tech tool, even one with such horrifying potential consequences. #ElonMusk #Neuralink

itnewsbot, to Futurology
@itnewsbot@schleuss.online avatar

Elon Musk’s Neuralink puts brain chip in first human amid federal scrutiny - Enlarge / An on-stage demo of the surgical robot. That could be you. (c... - https://arstechnica.com/?p=1999894 -computerinterface

br00t4c, to China
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar
phil_smith, (edited ) to random

“Oh boy! My first day with a Neuralink implant!”

(Walks into ditch, bursts into flames.)

#Neuralink

vingtroiseize, to Terminator
@vingtroiseize@mastodon.world avatar

[METRO CO UK] Elon Musk’s brain chips could be brilliant – or a Black Mirror nightmare

➕ Elon Musk (Wireless Brain Chip) ➕ robots of 🟰 💀

Make your choice: T800 or T1000 Operating System🥸

TechDesk, to Neuroscience
@TechDesk@flipboard.social avatar

Do you want to control computers with your mind? Elon Musk's Neuralink is hoping to make that happen after the billionaire announced the first human has received an implant from the company. Mashable explains:

https://flip.it/TNaHzn

#Neuroscience #Neuralink #TechNews

the_etrain, to random
@the_etrain@beige.party avatar

*hacks coworker's Neuralink

*mutes them for 8 hours

Webwasp,
@Webwasp@mas.to avatar

@the_etrain
*hacks CEO's Neuralink
*tries to make him move like Jagger

  • computer: Error, -You have lost the connection to the target. Hack not fully completed..

#Neuralink #ElonMusk

Elon Musk doing a weird dance..

maxheadroom, to random
@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social avatar

#Neuralink from Musk (a.k.a. Space Karen) is another of his scam businesses. He's inflating the value by thinking out loud what might be possible but they are lightyears away from delivering. The company is ignoring many rules and standards to make progress at all cost. Media is reporting about them as it would be a "normal" company.

It is not. They are taking much more risk than other companies. The CEO is really a lunatic with a god complex and journalists are doing free advertisement for them. Stop that until they delivered something practical and legal.

itnewsbot, to news
@itnewsbot@schleuss.online avatar

Neuralink: Elon Musk says first human has been implanted with brain chip - Would you let Elon Musk put a chip in your brain? Because someone has. The billion... - https://readwrite.com/neuralink-elon-musk-says-first-human-has-been-implanted-with-brain-chip/ #neuralink #elonmusk #news #tech #ai

michael_w_busch, to random
@michael_w_busch@mastodon.online avatar

I recall again how Elon Musk lies a lot.

And I would like to know how the FDA justifies enabling the potentially-lethal scam that is #Neuralink.

unusual_whales, to news
@unusual_whales@masto.ai avatar

BREAKING: Elon Musk said that the first human patient has received a brain implant from his startup Neuralink

#news #finance #economics #stocks #options

_L1vY_,
@_L1vY_@mstdn.social avatar

@unusual_whales Welp. This seems fine.

#Neuralink

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