dell, to SEC

BREAKING: Federal lawmakers demand an probe into whether Elon Musk committed securities fraud after WIRED stories shed doubt on his claims about the health and wellbeing of 's animal test subjects.

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-nerualink-congress-sec-letter/

glynmoody, to TeslaMotors
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Elon #Musk's #Neuralink has implanted a brain chip in a human for the first time - https://mashable.com/article/neuralink-brain-implant-human-trial-first-elon-musk nope nope nope

maxleibman, to random
@maxleibman@mastodon.social avatar

Why would I want a brain implant that makes me less smart?

#Neuralink #transhumanism #ElonMusk

chartier, to random
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#ElonMusk and #Neuralink:

Yeah sure, sign me the fuck up. Lol

I try not to speak in absolutes. But if you volunteer for this, you are absolutely not right in the head.

t3n, to TeslaMotors German
@t3n@t3n.social avatar

Elon Musks Neuralink sucht Probanden für Hirnimplantate

Das Neurotechnologie-Unternehmen Neuralink plant erste Menschenversuche für seine Hirnimplantate. Nun beginnt das Unternehmen von Elon Musk die Suche nach Proband:innen.
👉 👀
https://t3n.de/news/elon-musks-neuralink-probanden-hirnimplantate-menschenversuche-1577378/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=referral
#Musk #Neuralink #Hirnimplantate

dell, to Neuroscience

i’ll just leave this here

w/ my email: dell_cameron [at] wired.com

#neuroscience #ucdavis #neuralink #whistleblowers

br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Elon Musk's Neuralink Seeks Volunteers for Brain Chip Implant Study

#elonmusk #neuralink

https://gizmodo.com/musk-neuralink-human-volunteer-brain-chip-implant-study-1850856442

jbaert, to random
@jbaert@mastodon.social avatar

Kanttekening bij dat #neuralink-nieuws: we hadden dit vorig jaar al: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/may/24/paralysed-man-walks-using-device-that-reconnects-brain-with-muscles

Niemand heeft de proefpersoon gezien, er is niks bekend over integratie of functionaliteit. Voor hetzelfde geld hebben ze gewoon heel hard met een chip naar iemands hoofd gegooid.

michael_w_busch, to random
@michael_w_busch@mastodon.online avatar

I recall again how Elon Musk lies a lot.

And I would like to know how the FDA justifies enabling the potentially-lethal scam that is #Neuralink.

mikemathia, to random
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parismarx, to tech
@parismarx@mastodon.online avatar

“Secrecy is given top priority, not merely because of the proprietary research being conducted at the center, but also out of fear that the public will respond poorly—perhaps violently—to images of the macaques being experimented on.”

https://www.wired.com/story/neuralink-uc-davis-monkey-photos-videos-secret/

#tech #elonmusk #neuralink

PattyHanson, to TeslaMotors
@PattyHanson@mastodon.social avatar

After this was revealed, #Musk stopped allowing any oversight of the clinical trials.

...Animal 15 began to lose coordination and staff observed that she would shake uncontrollably when she saw lab workers. Her condition deteriorated for months until the staff finally euthanized her. A necropsy report indicates that she had bleeding in her brain and that the #Neuralink implants left parts of her cerebral cortex “focally tattered.”...

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/

parismarx, to tech
@parismarx@mastodon.online avatar

Transhumanism is all the rage with tech billionaires pushing mind uploading, AGI, and more. But where do those ideas come from?

On #TechWontSaveUs, I spoke with Meghan O’Gieblyn to discuss the religious roots of transhumanist visions of the future.

https://techwontsave.us/episode/218_the_religious_foundations_of_transhumanism_w_meghan_ogieblyn

#tech #ai #artificialintelligence #neuralink #tescreal

SNerd, to Meme
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maxleibman, to random
@maxleibman@mastodon.social avatar

Let me salve your conscience: ethics does not require that you hope this goes well.

#neuralink #ElonMusk #HumanTrials

https://www.npr.org/2024/01/30/1227850900/elon-musk-neuralink-implant-clinical-trial

OkayKay, to random

Finish this sentence...

If you are have a neuralink AND wearing a tin foil hat,
you'll ___________.

#Neuralink

parsingphase, to random
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Sign-ups for human trials of have dropped off amid rumors that there are vaccines in the microchip.

peteramthor, to cyberpunk
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Everything about #neuralink is so very #cyberpunk, but not the aspects that we want to see happening. Company ran by a scumbag capitalist who has never invented anything that killed a bunch of lab animals with testing and covered it all up. Now implanting it's tech into a human test subject.

In a #ttrpg this would be the company the PC's are hired to burn down because they making every other tech company look bad.

TechDesk, (edited ) to tech
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Elon Musk claims that Neuralink's first human test subject can apparently move a mouse cursor around a screen with their mind.

https://flip.it/ZorK_y

#ElonMusk #Neuralink #Tech

seeingwithsound, to random
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br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar
maxheadroom, to random
@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social avatar

#Neuralink from Musk (a.k.a. Space Karen) is another of his scam businesses. He's inflating the value by thinking out loud what might be possible but they are lightyears away from delivering. The company is ignoring many rules and standards to make progress at all cost. Media is reporting about them as it would be a "normal" company.

It is not. They are taking much more risk than other companies. The CEO is really a lunatic with a god complex and journalists are doing free advertisement for them. Stop that until they delivered something practical and legal.

jonippolito, to Futurology
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As impressive as Musk's solitary NeuraLink demo is, beneath the hype lies a misperception with a disturbing parallel to large language models. Both operate on statistical inference rather than scientific models of the brain, and garner attention for cherrypicked successes 1/3

#NeuraLink #AGI #AIliteracy #ChatGPT #LLM #MachineLearning

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