SirTapTap, to politics
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"Republicans are like a box of chocolate.

They'll kill your dog."

#KristiNoem #politics

DemocracyMattersALot, to random
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Whenever I get frustrated with anyone, my first thought is to take them to a gravel pit and shoot them in the face with a shotgun.

  • Kristi Noem, Republican Vice Presidential Candidate

ProPublica, to DadBin
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Kristi Noem Said She Is Proud to “Support Babies, Moms, and Families.”

Her Record Shows Otherwise, Critics Say.

As governor, Noem has rejected programs and millions of dollars in federal funds that would have benefited and and provided care during .

Critics say her rhetoric is “all hat and no cattle.”

https://www.propublica.org/article/kristi-noem-south-dakota-parents-children-pregnancy-abortion

smoothjazzandmore, to random

If there's anything I hate most in the world, it's someone who harms those who are most vulnerable.

In this case, #SouthDakota governor #KristiNoem has a depraved heart. Rather than give her dog 'Cricket' to an animal shelter because in her eyes, it was "untrainable" as a hunting dog, she goes shoots the poor pup.

If she does this to a defenseless dog, just think of how she treats her own children. She shouldn't be anywhere near any kind of animal.

You didn't deserve this life, Cricket. 😭😭😭

If there's anything I hate most in the world, it's someone who harms those who are most vulnerable. In this case, South Dakota governor Kristi Noem has a depraved heart. Rather than give her dog 'Cricket' to an animal shelter because her eyes, it was "untrainable" as a hunting dog, she goes out and shoots & kills the poor pup. If she does this to a defenseless dog, just think of how she treats her own children. She shouldn't be anywhere near any kind of animal. You didn't deserve this life, Cricket. 😭😭😭

kj_un, to random

I only agreed to meet her because I thought I might get another shopping trip out of it.

Instead she showed up, shot my dog, then left without saying a word. Americans.

https://www.thedakotascout.com/p/gov-kristi-noems-account-of-meeting

#KristiNoem #GovernorKristiNoem

GottaLaff, to France
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Even Lying Trump will have had enough of her lies.

Via Kyle Griffin:

's government is disputing a portion of 's book that describes a canceled meeting with French President Emmanuel Macron.

A representative from the Élysée Palace disputed Noem's account, saying there’s no record of a scheduled meeting, nor was there an invitation extended to her.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/french-official-disputes-kristi-noem-book-passage-emmanuel-macron-rcna151742

GottaLaff, to random
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1/... The quote:

MARGARET BRENNAN: Did you meet Kim Jong Un?

As soon as this was brought to my attention, I made some changes and looked at this passage

BRENNAN: So you did not meet with Kim Jong Un?

NOEM: I've met with many world leaders. I'm not going to talk about specifics.

spocko, to random
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While promoting her new children’s book about a puppy, Kimberly Guilfoyle is asked about her friend #KristiNoem She says maybe somebody slipped the puppy murder stuff in Noem’s book to sabotage her and she didn’t see it or know about it.
It is interesting to see how the RWers deal with this story. Watch as it evolves to, "People who DON'T kill their puppies are un-American!"

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rameshgupta, to transgender
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#SouthDakota has apologized and must pay $300K to #transgender advocates.

South Dakota has apologized and will pay $300,000 under a settlement with a transgender advocacy group that sued Gov. #KristiNoem and her health secretary last year after the state terminated a contract with it.

What a way for #Noem to waste taxpayer money by engaging in political #bigotry and #hatred in the first place

https://apnews.com/article/south-dakota-transgender-settlement-lawsuit-apology-0af19e287d289554c338ae2bcfd2419f

jackiegardina, to random
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This line - although written in jest - pretty much sums up the GOP playbook.

“We really saw this as an opportunity to grab the senseless-dog-execution demographic, and maybe even make some inroads with independent sociopaths and future serial killers. We just didn’t see the blowback coming.”

https://apple.news/AS8Kpz03gRqONLHsGeF1TvA

MaryAustinBooks, to random
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No, I'm not done with this and I don't see why we should be.

#KristiNoem #GOP

br00t4c, to random
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Local Paper Busts Puppy-Killing GOP Gov For False Claim She Met Infamous Dictator

#gop #kristinoem

https://www.mediaite.com/news/local-paper-busts-puppy-killing-gop-gov-for-false-claim-she-met-infamous-dictator/

slcw, to random
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#KristiNoem: "I went to #NorthKorea and stared down #KimJongUn!"

#MargaretBrennan: "Actually, you didn't. You never went to North Korea. You never met Kim Jong Un."

Noem: "But but but I went to #SouthKorea and the DMZ! Ipso facto, I went to North Korea and stared down Kim Jong Un!"

All of us: "That's not how any of this works, you dog-murdering monster."

#kristinoemisamonster #kristinoemliterallykillspuppies #kristinoemanimalkiller #kristinoemisapsychopath

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/us-news/kristi-noem-claims-she-visited-north-korea-cites-trip-to-dmz-as-proof/

wdlindsy, to Guns
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John Pavlovitz rightly compares the (selective) outrage many Republicans are now expressing at Kristi Noem's braggadocious story about shooting a dog and a goat with the meh, thoughts-and-prayers response of these same folks to yet another school shooting.


/1

https://johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/kristi-noem-killing-dogs-and-the

wdlindsy,
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"The cognitive dissonance required to rightly rail against the assassination of a puppy, while simultaneously ignoring or explaining away the nearly daily mass shootings of mothers, spouses, brothers, children, and best friends here is a sick marvel to behold."


/2

BPStuart, to random
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Stick a fork in ’er.
She’s done.
#KristiNoem #SkinnyPuppy

touaregtweet, to cricket
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🍿 🍿 🍿
You can't make this shit up. (I am so happy there's a transcript!)

‘You Have a Question for Me, Margaret?’ Kristi Noem Snipes at Brennan — After CBS Host Pins Her Down on Whopper Claim She Met Kim Jong Un

https://www.mediaite.com/news/you-have-a-question-for-me-margaret-kristi-noem-snipes-at-brennan-after-cbs-host-pins-her-down-on-whopper-claim-she-met-kim-jong-un/

TRANSCRIPT:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kristi-noem-south-dakota-governor-face-the-nation-transcript-05-05-2024/

#KristiNoem #GOP #NorthKorea #puppy #Cricket #CBS #MargaretBrennan

video/mp4

touaregtweet,
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br00t4c, to random
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paninid, to ChatGPT
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When we find out that South Dakota Governor #KristiNoem used #ChatGPT to write her book, things are going to make a lot more sense.

br00t4c, to random
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Kristi Noem Tried to Tell Dog Shooting Story in First Book But Was Talked Out of Including It: Report

#kristinoem

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/kristi-noem-tried-to-tell-dog-shooting-story-in-first-book-but-was-talked-out-of-including-it-report/

DemocracyMattersALot, to random
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DemocracyMattersALot,
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DemocracyMattersALot, to random
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The best part of the Kristi Noem book shitstorm is that the book isn't even out yet! LOL. She nailed the title--there truly is "no going back."

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