It's weird sitting out on the front porch when the amazon delivery person shows up. Like, do I get up and apologize for being a lazy dickhead, should I help him deliver the next few packages to the neighbors? I usually just end up saying something dumb, then kick myself later, dragging the delivery on in my mind for several hours. I should just run inside and hide from them next time. #amazon#hiding
I bought something on #Amazon (local stores didn't have it), and it took Amazon 11 days to ship, and then after a month of waiting now the order page has this sentence in bold:
>> Your package may be lost
I genuinely wonder how such a large package (~0.5kg and perhaps 40cmx15cmx15cm) in this day and age can be "lost"! don't they have some sort of ledger in postal services? After all, we are not talking about network connection back in 80s with such massive packet loss!!
Deals on Kindles may seem attractive, but don't forget Amazon is one of the most devoted peddlers of DRM. We prefer books we can loan to our friends, free of restriction and prying eyes. Read more about how to live DRM-free: https://u.fsf.org/1aj#EndDRM#DRM#BoycottAmazon#Amazon
Most folks can't tolerate someone who hums four cubicles over. They are in no way prepared for the amount of singing Tom Bombadil thinks is perfectly normal for a Tuesday afternoon. #lotr#amazon#ringsofpower#tolkien
#Amazon are running an advert on #Twitch for #Audible. A woman has increasing problems with her car and just chuckles somewhat insanely. Punch-line is that whilst it's all going wrong around her she's listening to something funny.
Amazon want you to think "hey it's lightening her mood".
What I'm actually thinking is that if she wasn't distracted by trivia she wouldn't shaft her car, drop her keys carelessly into an oily ditch, or stupidly leave her door open to the road to have it torn off.
The #Amazon#Kuiper project prototype #satellites have been actively deorbited after what the company describes as "a 100% success rate across our key mission objectives".
Pewnie wiecie o tym, ale nie zaszkodzi przypomnieć. Zwłaszcza że zdarzyło mi się wczoraj na lotnisku.
Jeśli synchronizujecie książki z #kindle po kablu i przyjdzie Wam pomysł do zrobienia synchronizacji przez Amazon (bo nie masz kabla, a chcesz otrzymać dopiero co zakupioną książkę), wiedz, że Kindle usunie wszystkie książki wgrane po kablu.
Dla mnie niewielka strata (bo mam kopie tych książek), ale złośliwie usunęło mi książkę, którą dopiero co czytałem.
Ja, natürlich kann man von einem #FotoBug sprechen, den #Apple schnellst möglich schließen wird, um seine Kunden vor dem #GAU zu bewahren. ...
Was für ein Käse.
Apple hat wieder einmal bewiesen, dass es sich weder an die eigenen Worte hält (30 Tage Speicherdauer), noch an Gesetze. Apple ist erwiesenermaßen eine #Datenkrake, die einmal erhobene Daten wie einen #Schatz hütet und den Kunden über die Existenz belügt. Das ist ein offener #Vertrauensbruch.
Anstatt "Bildschirmschoner" mit "tollen" Fotos gibt's jetzt #Amazon#Werbung auf'm #FireTV. Ihr könnt mir auch einfach sagen "Du, wir mögen dich fast gar nicht mehr" 🤷
Google play has not yanked Magic 2014 and 2015 from downloading (they are in my library), but 2014 is unplayable due to the market not working. I used to get the version from Amazon App Store, but this is now removed!?! IS this even legal!!! There is no way to access my purchase anymore!
Piracy? "If purchase isn't ownership, then piracy isn't theft"
I have receipts that show I am supposed to have it!