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pippa

@pippa@famichiki.jp

🌸 I am here for conversations 🌸
married; wrangler of one toddler, twin babies,
one dog and one rabbit
neurospicy, and neither cis nor het
🇬🇧🇪🇺 living in japan since 2012 🇯🇵
kanagawa prefecture, shonan area 🏖️

tendencies towards either the severe understatement or the hyperbolic 🧐

✨🌈 no flavour of bigotry is welcome here🌈 ✨

profile picture: blue hydrangea flowers of a variety called “mangekyo” (“kaleidoscope” in Japanese)
header image: a bunch of red roses

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Free_Press, to Ukraine
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Reports that Wagner are 80 km from Moscow!

Chechen leader Kadyrov releases a statement, saying that Prigozhin has stabbed Russia in the back and that Kadyrov has sent Chechen soldiers to fight against the Wagner Group.
#Ukraine️ #Russia #Putin #EU #NATO #Zelensky #war #news #Moscow #USA #UK #Germany #Poland #France #Turkey #Wagner #Prigozhin

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pippa,
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@Free_Press so much for getting some sleep eh :deadinside:

FlockOfCats, to random
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No, you’re walking around to all the 7-11s in search of carrot cake!

pippa,
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@FlockOfCats okay but i might actually end up doing that next week

eat a black thunder ice cream for me x

pippa, to random
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@SarahMackAttack Danna Staaf isn’t on mastodon yet is she? to your knowledge?

Hika, to random
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I went to the doctor 3x today you guys can bet ur bottom I'm not having a good time. they prescribed me vampire medicine no sunlight for 10 days and no dairy iron or magnesium 2 hours before AND after I take the meds AND TO TOP IT OFF it's best taken on an empty stomach guess I'll starve

pippa,
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@Hika holy macaroni what is going on!!!! this treatment better make you superhuman impervious to all further ailments

pippa, to random
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oh noooo over breakfast my daughter’s face was too close to her cereal bowl and when she sneezed her face jerked downwards and went smack into the milk and now there’s another mess to clear up 😅

FlockOfCats, to random
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Regretting some of my Geki Kara Mania life choices at the moment

pippa,
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@FlockOfCats ooh is it properly 激辛 and from whence did you purchase it? i need to inflict pain on my husband 😈

pippa,
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@FlockOfCats thank you!! have some milk for your struggles 🥛

alan, to Dragonlance
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A classic by Brian Brettschneider https://twitter.com/Climatologist49/status/1671245573444505601

pippa,
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@alan ahhh that’s interesting! though i’m sad OP didn’t think it was worth including the rest of the world in the map 🥲 /in east asia

pippa, to random
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just saw we’re in for another hotter than average summer this year…

suddenly remembering the “this is the coldest summer of the rest of your life” meme :deadinside: #ClimateChange

FlockOfCats, to random
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Shitpost coming in hot

pippa,
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@FlockOfCats @brian omg someone else using the gosh emoji!! :gosh: this brings me joy 🥰

pippa, to random
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first hair dye in over 13 years!! wonder how the kid is going to react

pippa,
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@Hika red!!

pippa,
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@Hika thank you!!

FlockOfCats, to random
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My toof hurtz!!!!:!347(7;74aaaaaaahhhhgggh!

I had a temp filling a while back, and no problem. But they did the permanent filling this evening and now around 1 in the morning it’s starting to hurt like a motherfucker. The Interweb tells me some temporary pain is normal, so hope this goes away soon :endme: :endme: :endme:

pippa,
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@FlockOfCats :(((((( i’m sorry your mouf is hurty :( any better this morning?

FlockOfCats, to random
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I just followed someone @mastodon.sdf.org

But should I be concerned that Mastodon has Self-Defense Forces??

pippa,
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@FlockOfCats could be Sausage Dog Fans

pippa, to random
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tfw your most popular mastodon post is indirectly about peeing :deadinside:

pippa,
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@FlockOfCats @YamaguchiSake I hate* you both

pippa,
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@FlockOfCats the one where Sky burst in to watch me wee the other morning https://famichiki.jp/@pippa/110556390603330860

fraying, to random
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Hi.

pippa,
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@fraying hello 👋🏼

pippa, to animals
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made the mistake of not closing the toilet door all the way and suddenly there’s a nose thrust in the gap, the door swings wide open to hit the wall with a crash, and I have company once again #DogsOfMastodon

pippa,
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@FlockOfCats you fucking stalker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

brian, to random
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Me and my brother 30 years ago cruising for cooze.

pippa,
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@FlockOfCats @brian weird al’s white & nerdy ver.

pippa, to random
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sitting on the sofa in my running clothes but not actually running yet, baby steps

timdesuyo, to random
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Why is YouTubes autoplay algorithm so fashy and racist?

pippa,
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@timdesuyo I genuinely wonder if it’s just because it’s identified you as an english-speaking man…? for years, mine did nothing of the sort until I started watching content based off a creator @TomatoGrilledCheese recommended (whose viewers skew male) and now my recommended videos are increasingly distinctly more incel-flavoured

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I gave up over 67 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Selena Gomez.

pippa,
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@lowqualityfacts i honestly only heard of selena gomez for the first time this? last? year and because of the timing i thought she was a new character in the addams family reboot thing

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