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pippa

@pippa@famichiki.jp

🌸 I am here for conversations 🌸
married; wrangler of one toddler, twin babies,
one dog and one rabbit
neurospicy, and neither cis nor het
🇬🇧🇪🇺 living in japan since 2012 🇯🇵
kanagawa prefecture, shonan area 🏖️

tendencies towards either the severe understatement or the hyperbolic 🧐

✨🌈 no flavour of bigotry is welcome here🌈 ✨

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FlockOfCats, to random
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I made a new TikTok account, and the stuff the algorithm is showing me is trash

  1. no, a famichiki on an egg salad sando is not a food hack
  2. i watched the video of Sandy in Japan doing a racism. That doesn’t mean I want more Sandy in Japan videos
  3. I don’t need Japan Tips™️ from influencers who are in Tokyo for 2 weeks (I know Donki sells random shit and you can do <random task> at the combini)
  4. Seriously, I can only handle so many “<name> in Japan” videos. Stop. Please.
pippa,
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@FlockOfCats i aggressively scroll past the In Japan shit before it can register me watching, absolutely no need for that nonsense

pippa, to random
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holy shit i just saw the new king charles portrait lmao wow uh appropriate?

pippa, to random
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@jackonskates it’s your birthday! happy birthday! 🥳

pippa,
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@mangotable @jackonskates ooh when’s yours again? we have a bunch of taureans in the chikifam!

pippa,
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@jackonskates @mangotable @FlockOfCats i need dates, people 😤 my calendar is waiting

msquebanh, to random
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I got these fugly looking #eggplants from a farmer friend. I get free fugly veggies from farm friends if they don't sell everything at market. These are damaged & definitely far from prime condition but still very good to eat/cook with! All free. Free, is my fave price 😊

pippa,
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@msquebanh ooh what’s your favourite eggplant recipe?

pippa, to random
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i love the names my daughter comes up with for her toys… today we have Bianca and Ryan, MintSalt, Stomach, Ichimii and Buduchan 🤷‍♀️

pippa,
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@sheepchase MintSalt, Ichimii and Stomach are the oldest, Bianca and Ryan are balloons so I fear they may not see next weekend 😂

pippa, to Blog
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I finally managed to write a post about the twins coming home!

http://doubledelight.jp/2024/05/10/at-last/

pippa,
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@FlockOfCats i feel like five minutes is a reasonable gap 😔 one, less so 😂

pippa, to random
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“if we had a fourth child it would be pretty easy” are words that actually came out of my mouth this evening, someone hit me over the head

pippa,
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@gullevek @FlockOfCats my friend who got two sets of twins via IVF honestly was in floods of tears and considered aborting when they told her she’d got twins a second time, and i can completely understand her perspective 😅

pippa,
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@purplepadma i KNOW you’re RIGHT i think i’ve got a bug in my programming 😂

pippa,
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@FlockOfCats @gullevek girrrrl LISTEN they didn’t even tell her they’d put two eggs in, she only agreed to one!! but both stuck. i’d sue the shit out of them all (but that requires having the energy and resources to do so…)

purplepadma, to random
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I feel terrible. I’ve held it together up until now but I’m very tearful missing Miss Cinnamon

pippa,
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@purplepadma oh no 😰 I really hope she comes home ASAP, this is not what any of you need 😰

FlockOfCats, (edited ) to random
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Ms. FoC sent me a video of acts of monkey aggression (as she does). Monkeys are kinda jerks.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/4imJEqtRb6nhUtwY/

(Sorry Facebook link)

pippa,
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pippa, to random
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daughter crying because Mummy has to go downstairs to feed crying baby

baby crying because hungry

other baby crying because crying baby is noisy

anybody else want to come here and cry? we’ll be here all evening, just let me know x

pippa, to random
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I saw this tshirt in the aquarium shop a year or so back and the bizarre text absolutely compelled me to buy it #WhaleFeels

admins, to random
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Thanks for the retoots and generosity! ❤️ We have the best community. :famichiki: https://famichiki.jp/@admins/112368979909970711

pippa,
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@admins you know it’s a @brian admins toot when

18+ pippa, to random
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my husband handed me a kiwi fruit so i bit into it and got rather a shock 😅

pippa,
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@kurisu oh god not this again 😂 yes skin and all! i enjoy nutrients and fibre with my food!

pippa,
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networker_365, to random
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Getting one or two stops back on a train to catch an empty train constitutes fare evasion. Many commuters think it would not be found, but not necessarily true. This is what friends of mine working as station staff told me:

  1. Ask all passengers to alight the train before it reverses

  2. Make sure that all passengers queue up before doors

  3. Do ticket inspection from the end of each queue

  4. Result in penalty fares of 200k to 800k yen in most cases.

pippa,
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@philknall @gullevek @networker_365 @TomatoGrilledCheese yeah, they could stand to run a public awareness campaign if they’re serious about stopping people doing it 👀 the number of times i’ve gone backwards to Tokyo station on the Chuo line just to be able to sit down on the way back home when I lived in Tokyo…

pippa,
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@philknall @networker_365 @TomatoGrilledCheese @gullevek GASP really? Clearly I am one of those not paying attention 😂

pippa, to random
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desperately trying to persuade my daughter to want to get her hair cut (time issues, plus it’s impossible to get it to stay tied up for longer than half an hour…) and she tells me tonight,

“I want to be like that princess with no shoes and the purple dress!”

i.e. Rapunzel, the princess with literally the longest hair a princess has ever had 🫠 #fml

pippa,
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@FlockOfCats i always knew you were a smart man, mister cats 😌

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