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pikesley

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Things are:

  • White or "political"
  • Straight or "political"
  • Male or "political"
  • Cis or "political"
  • Able-bodied or "political"
  • Christian or "political"

etc, etc

"I don't like to talk about politics" means "I voted Tory and I don't like to be made to feel uncomfortable"

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pikesley, to random
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There are two horses on the loose in the centre of town wtf

pikesley,
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@solrize @dgerard did Raghavan write this?

pikesley, to random
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This is incredibly niche, but: I'm preparing my talk for @emf and, as a transparently procrastinatory activity, I've taken the colours and fonts from the Brand Guide https://www.emfcamp.org/about/branding and pulled them together into some reusable CSS https://github.com/hat-festival/glowing-hat/blob/main/presentations/reveal.js/emf-2024/css/emf.css

There's a non-zero chance that somebody else might find this useful

#emf2024

pikesley, to random
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robinhouston, to random

Is anything known about optimal packings of quarter-circles into a square?

pikesley,
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@Floppy @robinhouston I believe it fits a Babybel Curve

pikesley,
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@7bicycles @lemmyreader banned within minutes by the UCI

pikesley,
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@zerakith they are self-important clowns, tbh

pauljrobinson, to random
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I love how the advertising industry uses the phrase “serving ads” to somehow imply that we have been delivered a service for which we should be grateful, and ignores the fact that they’re being shoved down our throats at every opportunity.

pikesley,
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@Floppy @pauljrobinson Bill Hicks had it mostly right tbh

https://youtu.be/tHEOGrkhDp0?si=29hvFoHjQlnjcXth

fkamiah17, to USpolitics
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What the bloody hell is wrong with Joe Biden???

"Joe Biden’s tale about cannibals bemuses Papua New Guinea residents"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/19/joe-biden-uncle-bosie-cannibals-eaten-papua-new-guinea

pikesley,
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@fkamiah17 “they never found the body because there used to be a lot of cannibals, for real, in that part of New Guinea” has amazing Trump energy

RickiTarr, to random
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What embarrasses you the most?

pikesley,
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@RickiTarr being from Normal Island

fkamiah17, to ukteachers
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So the president of Columbia University is being questioned by Congress today about pro-Palestine protests and "antisemitism on campus". This is the calibre of questions she's being asked 🙄

#Education #USPolitics #FreePalestine #FFS

pikesley,
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@fkamiah17 we're not gonna make it are we

pikesley, to random
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Why are people just walking about with stars stuck to their faces?

pikesley,
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They're selling them in Superdrug wtf

pikesley,
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It's these I am utterly adrift in 2024

https://starfaceworld.co.uk/collections/hydro-stars

pikesley,
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@rgarner @Floppy @gilesdring do they have OOP ones as well?

Sorry

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@rgarner @Floppy @gilesdring I am, it's true

pikesley, to random
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Crumpet and Meat, together they fight crime

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68833077

pikesley, to random
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Fuck Birbalsingh

pikesley, to random
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"Jack Denny, 26, had been selected as a parliamentary candidate, despite being on the Sex Offenders Register and despite only having walked out of jail on fraud charges three years ago" is a sentence I have just read

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/reform-uk-candidate-dropped-for-possessing-indecent-images-of-children-372525/

pikesley, to london
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Proposing an amendment to the #ULEZ that makes it illegal to enter #London at all if you read the Daily Mail

pikesley,
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@gilesdring the future Khan wants

pikesley,
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@jax @dgerard

"I literally shared that story with every close friend I have"

And they all said "what the fuck would you do that for?"

pikesley, to random
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Imagine if Britain was a real place

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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WHAT.

#UKPolitics #HorizonScandal #JailVennells

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/11/former-post-office-md-sorry-for-celebrating-pregnant-operators-conviction

pikesley,
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@fkamiah17 guillotines now

18+ Floppy, to random
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Been hanging around with @pikesley too long.

pikesley,
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@Floppy incredible scenes

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