patterfloof

@patterfloof@meow.social

// manchester // europe // hired geek // aws // python // php // alopex lagopus // leftist furry // he/him

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theresnotime, to random

Just stick your blåhaj in a flatbed scanner.

You surely won’t regret sticking your blåhaj in a flatbed scanner

patterfloof,

@theresnotime can't help you there, but have you seen cats on scanners? http://cat-scan.com/cat-scan/ (such a 90s website)

patterfloof, to random

A working wireless router & ISP provided e-waste. Can you tell which is which?

patterfloof,

@skippster yeah, I changed ISP recently & they sent that little white brick. needs an app to configure, it can't hold a stable wifi connection & you can't force it to stay on 1 wifi channel

however: ebay, a big old linksys & openwrt firmware FTW

C64_Universe, to commodore64 Hungarian

Winampscii - Awesome Petscii graphics by Dr. TerrorZ from 2020: https://csdb.dk/release/index.php?id=195443

patterfloof,

@C64_Universe this UI needs to replace the "everything's flat & monotone" trend

aredridel, to random

I hate LLMs they should not be products as they exist now.

https://github.com/aredridel/node-bin-gen/pull/241#issuecomment-1963442116

patterfloof,

@aredridel work has occasional video calls on "AI assurance"

guys, if you're gonna lie to me, do it straight, don't just make up propaganda, or I'll stick it on mute & get on with something that's productive or useful to me

katie_cal, to random
@katie_cal@transfem.social avatar

Nothing like playing angry birds in business classes

patterfloof,

@katie_cal from the most successful businessperson there :)

patterfloof, to random

Xenia, Linux Princess

dav1d, to random

@ultrasquid ubisoft: you will never own your games get used to it
also ubisoft: long live piracy!

RE: https://wetdry.world/users/ultrasquid/statuses/111995807430224563

patterfloof,

@dav1d @ultrasquid and they made one of the best piracy games

tilton, to random
@tilton@raccoon.zone avatar

I should quit tech and open a used book store.

patterfloof,

@faoluin @tilton cat be like the Discworld Librarian, knows just which book you need (if you can get them to stop napping on it)

Sorvall, to random

Well, I think I've met the oldest airsofter yet.

Dude, was 75 and had arthritis. He was also using an AEG and not holding back too much.

Proves you're never too old to do fun shit.

patterfloof,

@Sorvall hot damn, to be 75 & capable in Airsoft

Ok, I've seen the "pensioner veteran clips noobs" FPS clips, bit doing it in the Real

patterfloof, to random

Looking for a furry artist who's au fait with confessions that'd be SF ship (I have the design) plus a shoulders up of my character

patterfloof, (edited ) to random

Is there a furry site for: I have this commission idea, there's refs & I can give a very rough (I am not an artist) layout sketch of idea, who's willing to draw it?

patterfloof,

@TallySin it's a lot of work for everyone.

I got my last by picking by picking someone off weasel "who's open" that I liked the style of

yassie_j, to random
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone avatar

THE HORRORS ARE NEVERENDING

BUT I REMAIN SILLY

patterfloof,

@yassie_j there's a Twitter meme you may not be aware of

NEVERENDING HORRORS IN BIO

patterfloof,

@yassie_j (the joke is bots auto replying with "my tits in bio" etc)

soatok, to random
@soatok@furry.engineer avatar

To err is to be human
To STDERR, divine

patterfloof,

@jimfl @soatok I always have to Google that thing

digiyote, to random
@digiyote@orctavern.pub avatar

Man I love when the moka pot starts brewing and that delicious looking bit of coffee foam comes up

patterfloof,

@digiyote I love how easy the pot is, compared with other methods, you can even hear when it's ready

LumiaP2L, to random

Oh so we not tooting here we meowing :blobcatgoogly2:

patterfloof,

@Chaft @LumiaP2L remember there's 5 words with meow

meow, meows, meowed, meowing, homeowner

and you'll never read that the same again

yassie_j, to random
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone avatar

Absolutely fucking wild that US folks who work in cabling (eg telecoms) use kilofeet to measure distances.

patterfloof,

@yassie_j keep this post at least 9.2 kft away from me

theresnotime, to random

Google+ to add support for ActivityPub

patterfloof,

@theresnotime it could have been a thing, but seemed to come too soon, before we were ready for a not-facebook (invite only didn't help)

bynkii, to random
@bynkii@mastodon.social avatar

I will say this until it is no longer true:

If a non-admin user clicking on a link or opening up an infected word file damages anything on your network your security is shit.

Periodt.

patterfloof,

@shortridge @tilde @bynkii @hazelweakly so much could be sorted by blocking general internet access & only allowing known good sites (plus whatever virus scanner works this month)

patterfloof,

@argv_minus_one @shortridge @tilde @bynkii @hazelweakly oh, it works

If the employer is an industry where the security is essential

lowqualityfacts, to random
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

George raises a good point.

patterfloof,

@lowqualityfacts "this wine is my blood"

Oh, don't mind if I do

yassie_j, to random
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone avatar

My prediction for this year's UK parliamentary elections.

patterfloof,

@yassie_j turquoise for "fucked"?

Shkshkshk, to sewing

A Better Question

@sewing

In an earlier post (https://dice.camp/@Shkshkshk/111633486456196055) I asked about waterproof fabrics I could use in my next ruana cloak. I got lots of wonderful feedback, but I just thought of a new problem: at some point, I might decide to use a cloak pin to fasten it. I don't know of any waterproof fabric that can heal from having a pin poked through the middle of it. Are there any at least water resistant fabrics that can handle being pinned?

@sewing

patterfloof,

@glowl @Shkshkshk something oldschool like waxed cloth? Where the waterproofing can be reapplied by hand (and work into the hole)

You might find other usable info through the Living Anacronism YouTube channel https://m.youtube.com/@LivingAnachronism

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