Every Friday for the last 52 weeks I have added a new dancer to the canvas. I now claim my crown as Queen of Pointless Projects & hope that you all have a splendid weekend, if you possibly can 👑
Alright folks, in an effort to in some tiny way counter the fact that everything is awful, I declare this The Thread Of Small Cheering Things! Send your cute animal and pretty flower pics! Bring on the silly memes! Share any bits of good news you manage to unearth! Spread the love! <3
Spam caller, ‘Chris’, trying to wheedle money out of me, presumably: “Customers are saying they’re having problems with their phone network. Are you having any?”
Me: “Yes, I am.”
‘Chris’: “What sort of problems?”
Me: “A screaming sound.”
‘Chris’: “Erm…?”
Me, getting into my stride: “Yes, whenever I try to make a call there’s a screaming sound. I think my phone might be haunted. By a ghost, maybe a spectre, possibly a wraith…”
‘Chris’: “ ¿”
Me, flying now: “I took my phone to a priest and he confirmed that it’s definitely haunted. I think it’s by the spirit of the little girl who was killed in a bombing raid in the 1940s…”
‘Chris’: hangs up
Nu har jag varit 50 i 10 dagar.
Hur det känns?
Det känns i varje förbannad led.
Det var som om en strömbrytare slogs om.
Nästa gång jag fyller 50 kommer jag vägra!