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Pro tip: if you stop breathing, you’ll stop releasing CO2 into our atmosphere too.

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“Spilt milk under the bridge.”

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X was already a thing in Linux before Elon had a dream.

Fucking go ahead and take it though Elon. Wayland for the win.

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I just ate a slice of pizza, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

TIL in the Carboniferous Period, no fungus existed to decompose trees. They just grew on top of each other up and up.

The weight of the trees was so great that the ones on the bottom got squished and became coal. That’s where coal is from. Bonus fact: the whole time this was happening, sharks were hunting in the oceans. Sharks are older than trees and fungus!

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Fungi are pretty awesome. We can decompose plastic with them. Engage in inter dimensional astral travel with them. And have a nice trip by a campfire without ever leaving the chair.

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Wednesdays and Fridays then.

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I always wondered why we can’t just take checkpoints of ourselves via the transporter, so if we die on an away mission NBD—we lose the information and experience of of the mission and that’s it. Could even have like a git repo of ourselves.

git checkout -b “college”

Graduate, then merge to main. Etc.

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Perfection.

What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors?

The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don’t want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?

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Hooker With a Penis

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Normally I’d call out the fuckin’ weird fingers as an AI artifact, but I’ll allow it this time because Star Trek can get fuckin’ weird sometimes.

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Yeah, this is a really good AI fake, but the fingers are always a dead giveaway with GenAI images (for now; they’re getting better). Sometimes you see weird merges with hands and shoulders, humans touching humans is something the genAI models struggle with. Also, detailed logos and text are also tells. The comm badges are a giveaway in this case.

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Worf secretly enjoys it. But he will Die With Honor before he shows it.

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<span style="color:#323232;">git checkout -b final_version_revised2_REALLYFINALTHISTIME
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">git commit -am “holy fuck I hope this really is the last edit” 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">git push
</span>
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His newest social media venture is focused on a niche of extreme exploration, named the Xtreme Network for Xtraordinary Xploration. You can find it at xnxx.com.

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Would you rather have 100,000 kg of tasty supreme pizza, or 200 kg of steaming manure?

Choose wisely.

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I figure I can probably convert about 10 kg into manure before it autoconverts into compost. Which is maybe even a worse problem.

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A selfish asshole that drives predictably is safer than a generous driver that yields the row.

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Then try it with cold vodka. The alcohol evaporates faster than water, so it really has that strong cooling effect.

Edit: not joking. I actually do this, the alcohol helps dissolve and clean the waxy buildup too.

2nd edit: don’t fucking shove the Qtip into the canal like an idiot. It’s for the outer ear only, freaks.

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Sure, you can use IPA. It’s more toxic than ethanol but in the very small amounts we’re talking here it’s a negligible difference.

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I’m more of a mead guy, myself. Completely unrelated, I also listen to Norwegian metal while munching on rye crackers.

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AOC

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Antiestablishmentarianism is a lonely road.

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Well it’s only slightly more than one-third of almost 9000!

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Hail.

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Moses was Vesemir!

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