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mindpersephone

@mindpersephone@spookygirl.boo

Writer of kinky and erotic things. "Genderfucky chaos switch" Please only follow if you are over 18. Almost my entire feed will include content warnings, please heed them. Not everything is for everyone.

Some 3d printing stuff. Some general life stuff. Trans woman. Late 30s

Boosts and replies always welcome, just don't be a creep. Don't ask for pictures.

Posts with 👸 are from my dominant side, and🤤my subby side. Each should be interacted with as such.

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girlonthenet, to random
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Had an emergency this weekend (all is fine) that required me to cycle back and forth between loads of places and let me tell you, there is no music better suited to helping you stay positive while you tear through London than punk covers of Disney songs.

🎵LET IT GOOOOOO🎵

mindpersephone,
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@girlonthenet 🎵 "let it fucking goooooo" 🎶

mindpersephone, to random
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Proposal: we stop using NSFW (Not Safe For Work) and start using NSFCA or Not Safe For Corporate America

cstross, to random
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Labour promises rail nationalisation within five years of coming to power

Party pledges to bring all passenger rail – but not rolling stock – into public ownership as contracts with train operators expire

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/24/labour-promises-rail-nationalisation-within-five-years-of-coming-to-power

I am Shocked, SHOCKED, to see something that could be mistaken for Socialism happening in the Labour Party!

mindpersephone,
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@cstross shocked but cautiously pleased.

cstross, to random
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I think ALL the UK's problems could be solved if we could only deport the entire Conservative Party.

It's what they'd want. There's an element of compassion, after all.
https://wandering.shop/@cstross/112320405368436157

mindpersephone,
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@cstross it seem not very compassionate to deport them to another country, no one should have to suffer these assholes. May I suggest deporting them to the sun? Plenty of space for them there and a nice warm climate.

foone, to random
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I think my next project along the lines of VGAPride might be writing programs to display a trans pride flag for as many platforms as possible.
Like, a simple c64 program, qbasic, win32, js, etc.

mindpersephone,
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@foone I did rust and terminal text colouring last year

RE: https://spookygirl.boo/notes/9ev048rccv6b5gqe

cstross, to random
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Oh good, one of those research sites so notorious they renamed it and tiptoed away: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Susana_Field_Laboratory

"... including the Sodium Reactor Experiment, the first reactor in the United States to generate electrical power for a commercial grid, and the first commercial power plant in the world to experience a partial core meltdown"

(29km northwest of Hollywood is probably just far enough away that it won't do worse than crack the windows when it finally explodes.)

mindpersephone,
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@cstross isn't that the place they tried to use cryogenic fluorine as rocket fuel?

And I've always assumed the place black mesa was based on.

mindpersephone,
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@cstross setting for the original half-life

girlonthenet, to random
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Because it's , every woman is allowed to propose one (1) new law. It must be a silly, low-stakes one which has little impact on society other than to solve one of your pet peeves.

Mine is: 'make it illegal to illustrate articles about female pleasure with photos of someone fingering a piece of fruit.'

WOMEN: what's yours?

mindpersephone,
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@girlonthenet the government or some other appropriate body, eg iso, shall create standard sizes for clothes. They can keep the numbers if they like but a size 12 will be the same between all stores. Deviations of more than 1.5cm shall be punishable with a fine applied to the CEO of the companies personal account.

girlonthenet, to random
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LTNs: they’re cheap, effective, and broadly popular. But some very vocal pricks hate them, so you’re not getting any more. 😡

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/mar/08/health-gains-of-low-traffic-schemes-up-to-100-times-greater-than-costs-study-finds

mindpersephone,
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@girlonthenet we need to get fucking loud and obnoxiously proud of good things that happen. There will always be loud assholes who hate change but we seem to let them dominate the conversation which makes them seem a much bigger group than they are.

See also trans rights and green policies

girlonthenet, to advice
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  • Never leave a compliment unspoken
  • Always make sure you've been for a wee before you settle down to paint your nails.
  • Friendship is everything.

40 things I've learned before I'm 40...

#Advice #Aging #BuyMePresentsPlease

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/40-things-ive-learned-by-40/

mindpersephone,
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@girlonthenet wait? You're older than me? huh, I'd have guessed slightly younger.

That is an excellent list. I particularly liked the 20s section.

girlonthenet, (edited ) to random
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I am not going to post one, but please humour me by answering the question, I’m curious.

Which part of me would you be most excited to see...

mindpersephone,
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@girlonthenet I voted arse, partly because you spelt it the correct way, and partly because you don't show your face, and I remember you saying something about hating people taking pictures of your vulva in one of your posts, a d I wouldn't want you to do something that you didn't like just to give other people what they want.

Strandjunker, to random
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Here’s the deal: We stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential.

mindpersephone,
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@Strandjunker yes!

"you run a water company? Eww, how do you sleep at night? Charging people for something they need to live? What a horrible person you must be"

"Oh you're a landlord? Check please"

"So you're the CEO of that supermarket that raised all their prices last year while refusing to pay farmers? Good luck getting home. This taxi isn't driving you any further"

mindpersephone, to random
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If it requires a court order to change ones name it should come with contempt of court charges for anyone who refuses to update their records.

I figure it would only take the CEO of PayPal being in jail for a day or so before suddenly name changes were suddenly very easy.

mindpersephone, to random
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You know that thing where someone says something years and years ago and it it's entirely correct but nothing changes?

Just read this post by @ErosBlog from 2013 more than a decade ago.

Every fucking word is still true. Every damn word is validation of why I mostly post here.

http://www.erosblog.com/2013/05/01/the-pornocalypse-comes-for-us-all/

girlonthenet, to random
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Fuck my life, why do people think it’s ok to leave comments on real life sex stories giving critical feedback about the way people are shagging?

Just had a new comment on an old guest blog asking ‘why the hell didn’t he use a blindfold on her?!’

Maybe because he didn’t want to, or she had limits, or it wasn’t their vibe at the time. People aren’t your porn puppets you creepy fuck.

mindpersephone,
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@girlonthenet euh, people really do seem to think we write only for them personally to get off to don't they.

I always want to to yell "write your own damn porn" at people who make "suggestions" like that.

mindpersephone, to random
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Fun thing about YouTube sponsored segments is I'll basically assume it is scummy if it's advertised that way. Like you could build the most amazing product and service, all ethically and with brilliant customer service, but if you advertise it along side Nord VPN, better help, or clash of clans or what ever I'm not going to trust it.

mindpersephone, to random
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Awesome! Spooky girl is back! So ... What did I miss? Who's got exciting news from the last day and a half to share?

cstross, to random
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iPhone survives 5km fall, and still works: https://mendeddrum.org/@swaldman/111720437587863267

iPhone survives 10 months on bottom of a river, and still works: https://appleinsider.com/articles/22/06/23/man-recovers-iphone-lost-at-the-bottom-of-a-river-for-10-months

Charlie's Law of Ruggedized Consumer Electronics: If it can survive an event that would kill the owner, you don't need to ruggedize it any further.

(This might be why phone manufacturers are now pushing towards foldable—hence fragile, easily broken—phone screens.)

mindpersephone,
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@cstross I've seen apps that will automatically phone 999 if you come off your motorbike. If the phone detects tumbling and sudden deceleration it will pop a timer then call for help. That seems like a good thing to have a phone tougher than a human for.

mindpersephone,
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@rrwo @cstross used to have a boss that always wanted to describe disaster recovery plans as "city containing data center has been nuked" he stopped when I laughed and said, "don't worry, if that happens I'm not coming to work"

girlonthenet, to random
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I will not pick a builder based on their hot tattoos
I will not pick a builder based on their hot tattoos
I will not pick a builder based on their hot tattoos
I will not pick a builder based on their hot tattoos
I will not pick a builder based on their hot tattoos
I will not pick a builder based on their hot tattoos

😭

mindpersephone,
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@girlonthenet lol the fantasy of getting to pay them in other ways so rarely plays out like in porn that tries to have a plot.

mindpersephone,
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@girlonthenet right? I do wonder what it is about our minds that makes things that would be fucking horrible and terrible in real life, so damn hot as a fantasy?

Things like being paraded through the streets naked, or being kidnapped, or tipping the pizza delivery guy, or having to suck your bosses cock. Hot in theory terrible in practice.

Minds are weird

girlonthenet, to random
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Big news! Huge company decides to pay its workers a wage they can actually live on! What a treat! Those lucky lucky workers, whose labour will now be valued at the absolute rock-bottom amount one requires to stay alive! Capitalism at its kindest 😍 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-67883985

mindpersephone,
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@girlonthenet huge company that made 854 million pounds of profit in 2022

girlonthenet, to random
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Petition to make it so that any gig you buy tickets for has to publish all 3 times:

  1. doors
  2. support (if any)
  3. main act

STOP CONFUSING US. 👍

mindpersephone,
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@girlonthenet Also ending times.

Will I be able to get the last train home and still see the entire thing or will I have to leave early?

mindpersephone, to random
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The king sent knight after knight to hunt down the witch. None returned, as though eaten by the forest.

Until oneday a raven appeared, dropped a letter on the king's breakfast table and then vanished in a puff of smoke.

Please stop sending knights. I am running out of places to house them, and I'm sure you dont want all of us to move out of the forest.

mindpersephone, to random
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Your semi irregular reminder:

Identies are beacons not boxes. Let them guide you to understanding of yourself, don't let them stop you from things.

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