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thisismissem, to random
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Is there any good random image generator for Node.js? I'm gonna need a bunch of media files to load test something.

jrconlin,
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@thisismissem

If you don't care about the actual image, could you just dump random noise into a JPG or PNG engine to get what you want?

GossiTheDog, to random
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Very amusing seeing Frank taking a victory lap for Twitter when the Mastodon thread consistently has more boosts and favourites.

jrconlin,
@jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com avatar

@GossiTheDog

For some, just making a lap is a victory.

Alice, to random
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  • jrconlin,
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    @Alice

    I'll have you know that I fancy myself looking like a model.

    But, that might just be because I'm currently covered in glue with some poorly applied stickers.

    jrconlin, to random
    @jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com avatar

    So, real question for my fellow geeks.

    I have a older video card. It works "well enough" to drive most uses for a single 4460x1440 monitor, where I don't really play a lot of AAA games (Powerwash Simulator is about the height of it).

    I've recently started mucking around with some AI stuff locally. Is it worth getting a more recent card that might be a bit better or just stick with what I've got?

    jrconlin, (edited )
    @jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com avatar

    Heh, well, silence == consent, I guess.

    Updated the graphic card to a RTX 4060.

    It goes into Lubuntu just fine. It's also smaller than the older 1070, which is nice.

    Side note: Suddenly my locally hosted LLM doesn't eat 35% of my CPU and responds much faster.

    Fancy that!

    ElleGray, to random
    @ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

    morale in hospitals is currently very low and this is one of the reasons

    jrconlin,
    @jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com avatar

    @ElleGray

    Hope they rinsed it.

    No one wants a Doritos Flamin’ Hot colonoscopy.

    krosylight, to random
    @krosylight@fosstodon.org avatar

    Carbonara
    Nitrogenara
    Oxygenara

    jrconlin, (edited )
    @jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com avatar

    @krosylight

    Honestly, Oxygenara kinda scares the hell out of me.

    mhoye, to random
    @mhoye@mastodon.social avatar

    Second attempt at the carbonara today. It’s so good, but my god it’s a heavy meal.

    jrconlin,
    @jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com avatar

    @bhearsum @mhoye

    I recently introduced my spouse to the trick of slightly undercooking pasta in the pot, and then adding the dripping pasta to a big frying pan where I've got the sauce heating up. You then cook everything until the sauce turns thick and you're able to see the bottom of the pan after you stir.

    This is what restaurants do.

    Mind you, she grew up in an Italian household and never knew that technique.

    adhdeanasl, to random
    @adhdeanasl@beige.party avatar

    An imperfect administration led by an old guy doing the best they can and actually making progress in the face of overwhelming cheating and pure hate,

    or

    A convicted felon backed by evil money & power mongers who’s a wannabe fascist dictator who has no compunction about selling America to the highest bidder.

    This is hard for you… why?

    jrconlin,
    @jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com avatar

    @adhdeanasl

    The stunning thing for me is that there are folk on both sides who see their guy in the above description the exact same way.

    mhoye, to random
    @mhoye@mastodon.social avatar

    I've proposed the idea to the Signal community that if tools like Recall go out of their way to recognize and ignore DRM'ed content, then messenger programs that want to avoid being recorded should have a small always-on DRM'ed image on display at all times as a defensive measure.

    If the tools are there, we might as well put them to good use.

    jrconlin,
    @jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com avatar

    @mhoye

    Could Signal et al just announce themselves as DRM clients to the OS?

    krosylight, to random
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    Me: Ohh the power efficient ARM processors are becoming generally available for laptops, there will be less standby and idle power usage!

    Big techs: Ohhhhh more power to run more things!! Put AI and run it in background!!! Capture screenshots every two seconds!!!

    https://godforsaken.website/@Shrigglepuss/112543688397094677

    jrconlin,
    @jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com avatar

    @krosylight @Shrigglepuss

    Oh god, this.

    We would be so damn far ahead on power generation and storage if companies didn’t insist on frittering it all on bullshit buzzword that they think will get them $0.05 more.

    Not to be one of Those Guys, but running a minimal Linux on a Framework really underscored to me how much power was being wasted on the dumbest crap.

    AmishSuperModel, to random
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    It’s so hard explaining to your kids that their goldfish ran away.

    jrconlin,
    @jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com avatar

    @AmishSuperModel

    It's playing in a meadow of a farm, upstate.

    Honestly, it would have been happier in the pond.

    mhoye, to random
    @mhoye@mastodon.social avatar

    Imagine working for a company that is so well managed, that is so well organized and competently led, that a genuinely felt need for a tool that let you be in three meetings at the same time somehow emerged organically from the working culture as a problem worth solving.

    Imagine working somewhere that building a tool that let people be in three meetings at the same time sounded like a good idea.

    jrconlin,
    @jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com avatar

    @mhoye

    They probably had a coordination and planning meeting about it.

    It was only attended by AIs.

    They thought it was wonderful.

    jrconlin, to random
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    TIL:
    If you send out a meeting invite to a mail list, clicking on the '"Yes" or "No" I will attend' button tries to add the mail list (not you, the mail list recipient) to the meeting, which generally errors out.

    If you plan on attending a meeting that's being held a month ago, and you are part of a mail list that got an invite. DO NOT ASSUME CLICKING "YES" MEANS THAT YOU GET A CALENDAR REMINDER! You gotta do that manually, it turns out.

    Gmail + Gcalendar is very clever, that way.

    jrconlin,
    @jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com avatar

    @mhoye

    You know, it's always fun to talk to junior or non-tech folk and explain to them that big companies are really a loose confederacy of smaller ones that all use the same badge to get into the cafeteria.

    jrconlin,
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    @PeterLudemann @mhoye

    I'd argue that members of two teams do, sometimes, have a meeting where they go over some points.

    Those meetings then become the origin of big games of corporate telephone where the final product might have the same name, but is now a messaging / social / email platform instead of a build delivery system.

    jrconlin, (edited )
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    @mhoye @eaton @karenmcgrane

    Yeah, it's also fun looking at huge orgs "Mission Statement". The bigger they are, the vaguer the statement.

    I fully expect massive organizations to have one like:

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