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sarah, to random
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If you're starting off your week looking for a new role, make sure you check out PHP For Hire, a directory of talent for PHP developers. You can create a profile that can be found by employers looking to hire PHP talent. See https://phpforhire.com for more.

iCaspar,
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@sarah Thanks for this. Any info about who is behind this? Is it you? I don't see an about link anywhere. ;)

iCaspar,
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@sarah 👍

iCaspar, to random
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I started a little code Kata yesterday: Yahtzee in PHP. Admittedly, it's trivia, but what else to do on a rainy day while avoiding housework?
https://github.com/iCaspar/yahtzee

iCaspar,
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The implementation of the Small and Large Straights bothers me tho. I think there must be a way to do it without sorting.
https://github.com/iCaspar/yahtzee/blob/trunk/src/Domain/ScoreCard/SmallStraight.php

heiglandreas, to random
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@phpday travel-curse is hitting hard. DB managed to get 40 minutes delay between Frankfurt Main Station and Frankfurt Airport.

For the non-locals: Frankfurt Airport is not even on the route from Frankfurt to Verona....

😂

Luckily I have plenty of time planned in. Looks like that was a good idea...

Sänk ju for träwelling wis Deutsche Bahn

iCaspar,
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@heiglandreas kinda like a waterfall shop measuring dev productivity using velocity, I expect.

iCaspar, to random
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Been playing with ideas from Elegant Objects by @yegor256
which I heard of by way of @chrokh,
and which sent me off to read Object Thinking by David West.

All that to say, the pullquote cited in both books is accurate:

"Step one in the transformation of a successful procedural developer into a successful object developer is a lobotomy."

iCaspar,
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In any case, there is a little number guess game in vol 2 of the Elegant Objects. It's in Java, and I "translated" it into PHP, started adding unit tests, and supplying the missing interfaces.
Results so far, here: https://github.com/iCaspar/numberguess-oop

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Between people asking me if I have ever been tested for adult autism and being called “needy” over the past two weeks I start to wonder how much I know about myself anyway

iCaspar,
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Idk. With a name like @grmpyprogrammer you'd think it would go without saying. ;)

afilina, to random
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I'm trying to make a simple file upload form in React, but because each component interferes with every other component, it's an infinite rabbit hole. I spent more than a day on forums. I want to burn this codebase to the ground.

iCaspar,
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@afilina A day without Javascript is a good day.

iCaspar,
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@afilina Yes. If only JavaScript was just JavaScript, that’d be different. Unfortunately most days it’s not. :javascript:

belldotbz, to random
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The link between religious cults and javascript frameworks needs to be studied let's be honest

iCaspar,
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@belldotbz This study, or a second one, should cover PHP frameworks.

mogwai_poet, to random
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I don't know who needs to see this but here's a 170 page document about how to tell where in Mongolia you are when you're playing Geoguessr

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W_QK69BXMHUZXI5VdNH93_aLhTd9SQzNYhRLrh_-ZVA/edit

iCaspar,
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@mogwai_poet @kerban take note

lowqualityfacts, to random
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iCaspar,
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@lowqualityfacts
Of all the facts that have come across my feed, this one is the most true-to-life.

syntaxseed, to wordpress
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I've been brushing up my #WordPress skills in anticipation of a couple new contracts I'm negotiating.

Decided to attempt to rewrite my company website onto in, learning theme dev along the way. It's going swimmingly. 😁

But ug. The #PHP standards for WP are so old fashioned, it's a weird backwards learning curve.

#WebDev

iCaspar,
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@syntaxseed Be careful. That's like taking your first couple hits of crack.

iCaspar, to random
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You know what I miss?
Phone books.
The ones that used to arrive annually on your front porch with actual paper where you could look up a person or a business like looking up a word in the dictionary.
1/x

iCaspar,
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So I can't get my stove fixed, and my friendly neighborhood appliance repair shop goes out of business.
5/x

iCaspar,
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Meanwhile, if I try to use an actual online phonebook -- say whitepages-dot-com -- I get a lookup that tells me "yes, we know that business, but you have to subscribe [or pay per view or whatever] before we'll let you know how to contact them."
6/x

iCaspar,
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I get that access to actual, helpful information has actual costs.
But somewhere the line has been crossed between the cost of freely available access to the commons kinds of things that are the basis of a healthy society, and the commercial interests of information brokers.

There. I said it.
7/7

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