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stfn, to random
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My new watch just arrived! It's not smart, but it's the smartest. No notifications, no apps, no hacking target, will work for decades.

darwinwoodka,
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@stfn

Bought my hubs a nice Seiko dive watch for our 2nd anniversary, 38 years ago.

He still wears it, has it serviced once in a while, runs great.

Meanwhile I've been through ten fitbits since they started in 2007.

Yeah.

I mean he does have seven other watches too, but -- they all still work.

darwinwoodka,
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@stfn the current one will be my last. They've been crap since Google bought them out.

JoshuaHolland, to Israel
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I wonder what’s happening these days in the only democracy in the Middle East.

“Israeli officials seized a camera and broadcasting equipment belonging to The Associated Press in southern #Israel on Tuesday, accusing the news organization of violating a new media law by providing images to Al Jazeera.”

Oh.

#gaza
https://apnews.com/article/live-transmission-israel-associated-press-57e8f662907334ba3599156276381190

darwinwoodka,
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@JoshuaHolland hhhmmmm, fascism?

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Emptywheel:

Aw
@DonaldJTrumpJr
, are you saying Daddy lied when he promised all his rubes he WAS going to testify?

Hugo Lowell:

New: Outside the courthouse, Don Jr attacked a question about why Trump didn’t testify in his own defense: “Why would you justify this insanity? You don’t subject yourself to that. You’re going in a kangaroo court, nothing more nothing less.“

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL I mean Trump would more easily explode than tell the truth about anything

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE.

Plz remember to use NFL (Not For Laffy, no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies while live-posting. TY!

1/...Tyler McBrien:

Trey Gowdy again...

Per Trump's campaign, this is today's Greek chrous: Don Trump, Jr., Matt Whitaker, Pam Bondi, Sen. Eric Schmitt, Rep. Daniel Webster, Rep. Dan Meuser, Rep. Ronny Jackson, Rep. Troy Nehls, Rep. Dale Strong, Rep. Maria Salazar, Sebastian Gorka, Chuck Zito, Joe Piscopo, Bill White

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL no, he spoke out to tamper with the jury, not Cohen

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL Well that was a waste of $4 million, Trump. Might still get off but these clowns didn't help you a bit. I guess Blanche appreciates his new house though!

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL told you Costello would be fun! Total mistake to call him to the stand, Blanche is a clown.

indivisibleteam, to random
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During a break in his criminal trial, Trump posted a campaign video that uses messaging from Nazi Germany.

The only way we can stop this wannabe dictator from returning to power is organizing to defeat him: https://act.indivisible.org/survey/majority_over_maga_signup?source=mastodon&medium=directpost

darwinwoodka,
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@indivisibleteam

Your campaign is responsible for what it posts, even if you blame a "junior staffer". Bit tired of the GOP blaming the wives and "junior staffers" for their fascism.

GottaLaff, to random
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Um...

Via Kyle Griffin:

#RFKJr said Sunday the U.S. should be sitting down with foreign adversaries for negotiations, including Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad — who hasn't been in office in Iran for more than a decade.

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff does he want a confab with Raisi too?

verge, to random
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Microsoft announces an Arm-powered Surface Laptop https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/20/24160498/microsoft-arm-surface-laptop-6-qualcomm-snapdragon-x-elite

darwinwoodka,
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@verge what, you throw it across the room or something?

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW #TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal

Plz remember to use NFL (Not For Laffy, no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies while live-posting. TY!

1/... Tyler McBrien:

It's 2:09 p.m., Trump walks in with his defense team in tow.

Alan Dershowitz is still here as well.

All five members of the prosecution are already seated.

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL and just like that..

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL I would totally go rouge

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL geez, FINALLY.

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL poor guy

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL oh this is gonna be fun

darwinwoodka, (edited )
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@GottaLaff NFL and Costello has already attempted jury tampering last week

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL AFTER his attempted jury tampering in fact

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/robert-costello-michael-cohen-jury-tampering-b2546192.html

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL remember, you're under oath, BOB

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL JAIL JAIL JAIL!!! ;^)

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL like I said, FUN

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL JAIL JAIL JAIL!!! '^)

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff

Jay has the goods:
https://statuskuo.substack.com/p/how-to-blow-your-defense?r=1zr8b&triedRedirect=true

He blasted Costello, declaring, “I’m putting you on notice that your conduct is contemptuous. If you try to stare me down one more time I will remove you from the stand.” Addressing the defense lawyers, he added, “I will strike his entire testimony, do you understand me?”

When Costello asked, “Can I say something?” Merchan replied, “No, no, this is not a conversation.”

harrymccracken, to random
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Oh no, not again

darwinwoodka,
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@harrymccracken

fucking hell

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