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AI telling us string theory is that silly string is safe to eat

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Boeing hiring Hillary’s Helpers

What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors?

The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don’t want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaIz0A0c_FM

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the nightcore version of whatever’s currently playing

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there’s the Florida man who’s been repeatedly arrested for feeding the homeless …

Should I permanently leave Israel?

I’m not sure if this is the right community for this question, but it says “no stupid question” so here goes. I’m an Israeli who now lives in the US, but I am considering permanently residing in the US or elsewhere (perhaps somewhere in Europe or Canada) because I’ve become kinda disillusioned with Israel for a variety...

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second (third (fourth)) the comments this being a personal choice

but “thanks” (/s) to the diasporas, you don’t have to limit your options to just the US (or Europe) – there are Jewish communities solidly established all over the world (your limit will be your language skills more than anything else)

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(off topic: if you want to use your Spanish and get in some historical tourism, hit up southern Spain – the areas that were under Moorish control)

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no sugar, just mayo and raisins

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same kinda people who use Miracle Whip instead of mayo

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brought to you by the people who classified pizza as a vegetable

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after they digitally altered it, yes

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damned Millenials killing off overpriced, exploitative, mediocre restaurant chains …

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don’t forget the wonderful combination of private equity and asset-stripping (what killed Red Lobster)

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when even The Onion doesn’t want to keep up with them

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we already saw how well “lesser of two evils” worked for them in 2016 …

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Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V – ’cause Fediverse ain’t federating with Threads …

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Warm Diapers

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BRICS

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Barra Barra

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer, Kirill Yeskov (1999)

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“Terrorism is the war of the poor and powerless. War is the terrorism of the rich and powerful.”

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transhuman

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(talking about the HOA)

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