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can, to random
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@konstantin If someone needs help deciding:

Here's a website that allows you to answer some questions regarding the current political topics and then see which party in your country best reflects your views.

https://euandi.eu/en/survey/european-elections.html

can, to random
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Are there any numbers on the scope of archive.org's DDoS? Because I feel like archive.org is massively over-stating how severe that "attack" was. Last year, 64 AWS VMs[1] were enough to take them down, which kind of speaks for their level of preparedness towards a real DDoS.

1: https://blog.archive.org/2023/05/29/let-us-serve-you-but-dont-bring-us-down/

can, to random
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https://news.mit.edu/2020/brain-reading-computer-code-1215

can, to random
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Got a new iPad. Now my old Apple Pencil is no longer compatible. Bollocks!

can, to random
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Why does everything have to cost money? ☹️

MagicLike, (edited ) to random
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There is a Polish ambulance (transporter PKW sized) driving around here in western Germany with permanent siren and stuff ???

Is this even legal?!

can,
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@MagicLike probably driving an organ or something from Poland to Germany as quickly as possible.

can,
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@MagicLike I don't think so. I've heard that sometimes patients even travel continents for a fitting donor, if money permits.

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keine 5 minuten in deutschland angekommen:

es stinkt, es ist warm, leute regen sich über die bahn auf, alle züge haben entweder verspätung oder fallen aus

ich hab's nicht vermisst 🥲

can,
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@voidedmain mehr Ausländer für Deutschland!

can, to random German
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Gelandet in Deutschland. Das erste, das ich im Flughafen höre, zwischen zwei Mitarbeitern: “Hey! Wie geht’s dir?” - “Scheiße.” - “Siehst auch scheiße aus.”

🤣

MagicLike, to random German
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Gibt es eigentlich rechtliche Unterschiede bezüglich Serverstandort Deutschland und Österreich? Wenn ja, welche?

can,
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@MagicLike ja, bei einem gilt deutsches Recht, und beim anderen österreichisches Recht.

Ich geh ja schon.

can, to random German
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Meine Wahl-O-Mat-Antworten:

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MagicLike, to random German
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Warum sind Mobilfunk bzw besonders mobile Daten so GOTTLOS TEUER in Deutschland???

can,
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@MagicLike

Seehofer zwinkert

can, to random
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This is a very interesting way of putting it. Thinking back on people I’ve worked with, I have to agree:

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How do you measure percieved software quality?

can,
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@daniel NPS?

can, to random
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Please click this link very slowly, and don’t refresh too often! It’s very sensitive and easily spooked.

https://news.itsfoss.com/mastodon-link-problem/

jonny, (edited ) to random
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Hello fedi. i am trying to solve the "fetch all replies" problem once and for all that makes the fedi feel a lot more desolate and with a lot more reply guys in it than it should be. this is take two, where before i had it triggered by a button, but now i think it should happen on the server-side whenever you expand a post. can anyone help me out figure out how to make this more efficient by only fetching posts that the server doesn't already have? i am not sure what the best strategy would be, and if anyone with experience doing efficient rails and SQL stuff could give me some pointers that would be gr8. the patch is actually extremely simple it just needs a few nice things to make it not DDoS everyone.

https://github.com/NeuromatchAcademy/mastodon/pull/44

Issue that describes approach: https://github.com/NeuromatchAcademy/mastodon/issues/43
Wiki page: https://wiki.neuromatch.social/Fetch_All_Replies

can,
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@jonny I unfortunately don’t have any knowledge into optimizing this, but I want to thank you for working on this issue. I think this is a very crucial feature that has been ignored for too long and will contribute greatly to the overall readiness of Mastodon. Because the current state clearly feels like a bug every time I open a post and I’m constantly viewing posts on the original instance, which is terrible UX. So, thanks!

MagicLike, (edited ) to random
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What the FUCK is going in with American ATC lately :neocat_googly_shocked:
So many near disasters and almost all of them are approved (!) RW incursions :akko_aaa:

can,
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@MagicLike watched this video just now and remembered your toot. TL;DR: COVID may be at fault (partially) :D

https://youtu.be/sP7mdP27lKc

SenseException, to php German
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talks 10 years ago: "Use value objects instead of arrays."

PHP talks nowadays: "Use value objects instead of arrays."

can,
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@SenseException I think one issue is that PHP doesn't have a handy way of mass assigning properties when constructing the object:

C#:
new StudentName
{
FirstName = "Bobby",
LastName = "Tables"
};

PHP :thisisfine:
$student = new StudentName;
$student->firstName = "Bobby";
$student->lastName = "Tables";

or you have to pass them in via constructor arguments in the correct order and it's just a pain. I always try to use them, but every time I find it inconvenient because it's so cumbersome.

can,
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@SenseException (thinking about it, now with named arguments and constructor property promotion, it may no longer be an issue. Haven't connected the dots on these two features, it seems.)

can,
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@Crell @SenseException isn’t that exactly what I just noticed myself? 🤔

MagicLike, to random German
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guts Nächtle oder so, ich kann kein Sächsisch

can,
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@MagicLike Gänsefleisch ma das lischt ausmache?

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chat, please give me a new vps hoster

can,
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@7331 @MagicLike horrible idea, can’t recommend!

MagicLike, to random
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Oi! You got a loicence for tha'?

can,
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@MagicLike you can’t park here mate!

MagicLike, (edited ) to random
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hmm is Euro Truck Simulator 2 worth the 4,99€? :neocat_think_owo:

Edit: just bought it - will do some testing tonight

can,
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@MagicLike @thomastospace BMW comes with an integrated right of way, so they definitely don’t need blinkers.

can, to iOS
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#iOS / #iPhone folks: I’ve seen several posts over the last 24 hours of people having this same issue. What’s going on here? Any technical explanation as to why there are suddenly random email addresses popping up? Seems like kind of a big deal.

https://www.reddit.com/r/iphone/s/iJFypMG5wa

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