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alex

@alex@corteximplant.com

passionate software dev / gamer and nerd / 🏳️‍🌈 :hex_ally: ally :hex_demisexual: / stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦

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revengeday, to random
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Hey you sweet little fedi ppl! :neocat_pat_googly:

alex,
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@revengeday hey sweetie :)

revengeday, to random
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alex,
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@revengeday why does this picture have sound?

Emily, to random German
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Erik Duden

alex,
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@Emily tbh I am missing the word "dude" in the german language, and whenever I say "Ich habe einen coolen duden gesehen", everyone thinks about this yellow dictionary. I am in despair :ablobcat_achoo:

djlink, to random
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This might be the coolest way to play Apotris

alex,
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@djlink wowie, is this the anbernic what ever it is?

kaiserkiwi, (edited ) to apple
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I'm honestly a bit nervous about this years #WWDC.

#Apple has shown with the presentation of the new iPad Pro that they now also use the word #AI (They avoided it pretty much completely until then).

So will Apple try to make it more for their customers or will they just be as shitty as Google and Microsoft about all this stuff?

alex,
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@kaiserkiwi tbh, I'd stick with anyone these days that don't use AI.

alex,
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@kaiserkiwi it's possible though, in my personal opinion people don't want to see alternatives. One could perhaps replace the whole ms office suite with nextcloud. I admit there might be some rough edges, that come along, including your own responsibility to have the data SAVE. But in my personal opinion that's possible.

revengeday, to random
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When I entered the US data. I just thought to myself. USA why so many federal states :neocat_sweat:

https://corteximplant.com/@revengeday/112447044769011842

alex,
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@revengeday @x00001 Keep in mind that the US of A is like the 3rd largest country on earth, if one state was the size of Berlin, it would have had 313.63 states. So in its current state, there aren't that many states as it should have stated, that's my statement.

alex, to random
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Alright guys, I am looking for freelancing opportunities.

I am starting out as a freelancer in software development (full stack web), I have quite a bit experience in web and mobile and therefore I can create mobile apps, web apps and websites for you. Also I am offering my services to you in reducing your business' dependence on microsoft and big tech.

I am willing to do a small scale project for you for free in exchange for a recommendation in return and your permission to showcase the project on my website.

Please PM me.

P.S.: I'm very grateful for boosts

#FediHired
#JobSearch
#LookingForWork
#FediJobs

revengeday, to random
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Oooooooooooops, maybe I just ordered 1500 stickers! :fckafd:

If you want to create your own, feel free to use my "design" however you like!

alex,
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@revengeday make the design cc by or cc0 for full anarchy 😉

Radical_EgoCom, to random
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Police officers often evade convictions for alleged misconduct or crimes. This pattern leads to a broader distrust in law enforcement. This highlights the need for a fundamental shift — the abolition of the existing police structures and its replacement with alternative community-based models. A decentralized, non-hierarchical approach could address the power imbalances and systemic flaws associated with traditional policing.

alex,
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@Radical_EgoCom @TimWardCam tried defending yourself with a gun against a cop? I suspect the result is going to be more cops with more guns shooting more bullets until you’re done. The state has a monopoly on violence, it may use it against anyone, but you aren’t allowed to use any. I think we should get rid of all guns and cops.

revengeday, to metalcore
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Choke

🇦🇺

alex,
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@revengeday bullseye, you have hit my fav genre in music.

volpeon, to random

My space heater is too weak for these cold temperatures ​:drgn_flat_blep:​

alex,
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@volpeon what about Facebook heater?

astrid, to random
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systemctl stop
systemctl hammertime

alex,
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@astrid touch canttouchthis.txt

revengeday, to random
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Pizzer :neocat_nom_pizza:​

alex,
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@revengeday careful, we’re one step away from reinventing the Covid vaccine redistributer in the US

kaiserkiwi, to random
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alex,
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@kaiserkiwi ah yes, looks like Russia with those panel houses, equally depressing

SynAck, to random
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So, I didn't get a single gift on my wish list this year, probably because I didn't think about putting anything on it until too late. However, my BFAM made some great choices on the gifts that he did send, which was awesome. Also kinda makes me disappointed in myself that I wasn't as creative and just got him stuff off of his list, but whatever.

I ended up getting the 4K Ultra HD edition of They Live, some Cyberpunk and The Expanse wall art, and a badass, fully articulated, "Classified Series" Storm Shadow figure (Cobra Ninja) with an accompanying stand. I feel like a kid again!

I also got a physical copy of RoboCop: Rogue City. It wasn't on my Christmas list so I didn't think anyone would get it for me and after reading @revengeday's review on Totentanz, I was planning to download it myself and play it yesterday. But then I opened up a package and saw a gift with the OCP logo drawn on the outside, so I decided to wait because I wasn't sure if it was a 4K version of the movie or if it was the game. Glad I waited, because it was the game! A Christmas miracle!

So, if anyone needs me today, I'll either be watching kung-fu movies, They Live, playing RoboCop, or playing with my new ninja toy.

Why yes, I am almost 50 years old. Why do you ask? :bec_grin:​

alex,
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@revengeday @SynAck I mean we both of us are as close to being 50 years old as we are to being 16. So I suspect we are gonna be 50 sooner than thought, given that our teenage years seem not that long ago. I’m not sure I’m on topic here, I just felt chatty and wanted to respond :nya:

alex, to random
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@revengeday #yesiamacorponetrunner
rolled a 15 but cat's paw corrected it to be a 10. What do you say, virus removed?

alex, to random
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Me rn, pls help.

ErikUden, to random
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BahnCard 100 any% Speedrun :blobcat_db:​

:youtube:​ https://youtu.be/6Kvt8I13Al0
:invidious:​ https://yewtu.be/watch?v=6Kvt8I13Al0

alex,
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@ErikUden wait, what? Das Ding kommt auch noch per Post und ist nicht Digital? 😅😅😅

alex, to random
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Hey guys, does anyone have a business around printing business cards by any chance? I thought I'd ask my network first before ordering online.

kaiserkiwi, to random German
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Kleinanzeigen kann nicht mal simple Textformatierung? Uff.

Aber hey immerhin schaffe ich es endlich mal nach und nach Dinge dort reinzustellen, damit das Technik-Lager hier leerer wird. Hab so viel Stuff hier, den ich eigentlich nicht mehr brauche, dass ich vermutlich einen kompletten Schrank frei kriegen würde, wenn ich ich das alles verkauft habe.

alex,
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@kaiserkiwi aber funktioniert es denn wenigstens? :blob_popcorn:

alex,
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@kaiserkiwi @iieksi ich hätte das hochgeschleppt, und hätte dann gesagt “jo, wenn du dann nochmal vorbeikommst um das ab zu holen kostet es dich jetzt (vereinbarte Summe + 15 EUR), weil ich das einmal runter und wieder hoch getragen habe, und das nächste mal trägst du es auch selbst”
Keine Ahnung, mit der Zeit habe ich gelernt dass wenn du allen immer nur nachgibst, nutzen alle das nur aus.

revengeday, to random
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Could my timeline please stop posting delicious food? Otherwise, I might just come over and join you for a meal!

alex,
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@revengeday care to come to Aachen some time? :3

drq, to random Russian
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Че там, опять нас где-то запрещают, объявляют террористами и обвиняют во всех смертных грехах?

Ну, ладно. Разбудите, когда произойдет что-то интересное.

alex,
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@drq азаз, если перестанут существовать фурри (которые очень гомосексуальны кстати говоря), то исчезнет вообще весь интернет.

Каждый раз когда мне кто-то начинает затирать какую-то гомофобную херню, я им рассказываю про Алана Тюринга. И говорю что права ЛГБТ людей это права человека. Если ЛГБТ людям будет житься хорошо, то мы будем жить в принципе в более свободном обществе, тогда будет житься всем хорошо, а не только белым мужчинам - бизнесменам. До кого-то доходит, до кого-то нет. Но с тем до кого не доходит, у меня разговор короткий, его просто больше нет.

kaiserkiwi, to random German
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Wenn Menschen mal genauso empört von rechtsradikaler Scheiße wären, wie sie es sind wenn sie mich bei 10°C im T-Shirt sehen, wäre die Welt ein sehr viel besserer Ort.

alex,
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@kaiserkiwi ich würd mir den toot auf das T-Shirt drucken und damit herumlaufen srsly

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