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JonBaker

@JonBaker@mastodon.social

Geek, father, artist, and lover of all things comedy. Despite my better judgement, I draw the webcomic Alarmingly Bad.

Mostly here to joke and shitpost. Comics over on the Alarmingly Bad Masto account!

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Mistakes were made. Mistakes were always made.

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I’m starting to think the Terminator robots are just the natural and inevitable combination of AI advancements and my generation’s collective depression

You know some brilliant scientist somewhere is gonna be like “please, robots, go back in time and make it so that I was never born”

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Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship

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“Save room for Jesus!”

Why, is he into threesomes?

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If you are reading this, then it’s already too late. This email found you.

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Lore that is thoroughly debunked should be called glass canon

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Washington DC is short for Washington Detective Columbo

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So weird, these things tested really well in the focus groups except for one person

The Sharif don’t like it

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@quoll The Sharif:

That “Not like this” scene from the Matrix

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I’d sell my soul, but I’m worried with inflation I’m only gonna get, like, half a Happy Meal for it

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SUPERHERO IDEA: A dude who is as powerful as 10 Superman’s, but only between, like, 2-3 PM each day

Alias: Power Hour

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@DamonHD don’t overthink it

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@jeremyjackson don’t overthink it

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Look, if they wanted me to find Jesus they should have made the Bible more like a Where’s Waldo

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REMINDER: The world is full of magic

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Biology + Biology = Quadology

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Depresso Risotto

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I’d tell you all about my collection of miniature-sized books written by German philosophers, but it’s a little Nietzsche

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Whoever drives the longest with their check engine light on wins, right?

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@WmShakesp3are there are no winners here

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@jankhambrams still in the running!

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Panera, please embrace chaos and give us your Meth Lemonade in a bread bowl

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For Sale: New Used, Never Baby

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Really feels like we’re just one AI art generator getting, like, rejected from AI art school and pulling a Hitler away from having Skynet on our hands

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BROKE: Crankin’ that Soulja Boy

WOKE: Automating that Soulja Boy

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