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CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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This Sunday at 9pm eastern on #Monsterdon we'll be watching the original, the KING of rubber lizard cinema, GODZILLA (1954)

Usually for these things I link the dubs, they tend to be funnier, but I feel like we should pay respect to the big guy for this one. Besides, the dub is basically a completely different movie -- Raymond Burr takes over as the lead. Here's the subbed version: https://archive.org/details/original-godzilla-duology/Godzilla+(1954).mp4

Hope you join us, it's gonna be a blast :D

#Cinema #Cinemastodon #Movies #Horror #MST3k

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One afternoon a few years ago I was trying to take a nap and my brain was like, "Every single person possesses an entire human skeleton."

CactuarJoe,
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@trixter Well, yes, but it's in use.

CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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It's about an hour until , your weekly monster movie watch party. If you wanna filter the hashtag, now's the time to do it.

This week we're watching Mothra Vs. Godzilla, in which Mothra is ONCE AGAIN fully justified and Godzilla is just a big green lump. Get 'im Mothra!

If you'd like to join in, the film's available on a bunch of streaming services, but it's free over here on Archive.org: https://archive.org/details/godzilla-vs.-the-thing-4-k-remaster

We start at 9pm Eastern!

CactuarJoe,
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C'mon, Mothra, you START the fight with Poison Powder! You're not gonna do anything trying to deal the last bit of damage that way :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"Commence A plan!"

Yes, let's commence a plan! Which plan should we commence? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Oh, that is... The Godzilla suit actually on fire 😬 #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Welp, electricity didn't work. Tanks didn't work. I guess we'll try rifles? Affix bayonets? #Monsterdon

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Only one thing can wake Mothra: Liturgical dance! #Monsterdon

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"Godzilla's coming! Get the beekeepers out of the tent!" #Monsterdon

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Drape a net on Godzilla? Well, it worked in 20 Million Miles to Earth, I guess. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Oh good melting tanks! Good job :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"There are children still on the island!"

Godzilla: CAN I BE OF ANY ASSISTANCE? #Monsterdon

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This is how you wake the Wind Fish in Link's Awakening, too. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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TWINS!? #Monsterdon

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My god, how is Mothra going to pay the bills now? Twins, and a single mother! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Man, Godzilla is really going THAT far out of his way just to kill half a dozen kids. Wow. Godzilla really said fuck them kids. #Monsterdon

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I'm beginning to think the male lead exists just solely to grab the photographer lady by the arms. Like, that's his whole role in this film. #Monsterdon

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Godzilla: And when I said fuck them kids, let me be clear, I meant FUCK THEM KIDS #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Heh, you can see the plastic joints on the Mothra grub as it whips around :P #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Godzilla: GODDAMN GOPHERS #Monsterdon

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I think this is the most effective String Shot has ever been, anywhere. #Monsterdon

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Oh, I get it, the grubs tied him up and threw him in the bay! Godzilla'll never mess with Cement Shoes Moth and Piano Wire Ra ever again! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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...Wait, that's it!? THAT'S THE END!?!?! THEY LITERALLY KILLED GODZILLA

WITH SILLY STRING???

WHAT

#Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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I was expecting a WHOLE OTHER FIGHT SEQUENCE! Mothra ALWAYS goes cocoon and THEN the final battle!

Who WAS this Godzilla, he got jacked by LITERAL BABIES #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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@trixter We now know how many toddlers it would take to beat Godzilla

TWO

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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