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CactuarJoe

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Opinions and art, mostly. Badly organized, check out thematicconversion.tumblr.com for art :D

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This week's movie is CREATURE WITH THE ATOM BRAIN (1955), by a goddamn landslide. It's about a Nazi creating atomic zombies to help a mobster regain power? That actually sounds kind of cool, I wonder how they'll flub it. Long talky scenes? Big slabs of silence? Misogyny? All this and more, I have no doubt.

It's free on Tubi and YouTube and there's a version on Archive.org for downloadin': https://archive.org/details/horror-films-of-the-1950s/1955-06-22+-+Creature+with+the+Atom+Brain+(1955).mp4

amyfou, to random
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#Monsterdon 👽 🪐 🚀 !

Honestly everyone in this movie has a different 'r' for some reason

CactuarJoe,
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@amyfou They spent the whole budget on pronunciation, nothing left for special effects. #monsterdon

trixter, to random
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It's almost #monsterdon y'all!

CactuarJoe,
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@trixter I'm here for it :D

CactuarJoe, to movies
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Once again it is an hour until , the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid a bunch of toots about a hokey sci fi flick, block the tag.

This week features STRANGER FROM VENUS (1954), in which a bug-eyed monster tries to get Earth to turn down the bass! No, I think it's about nuclear disarmament or somesuch.

We start at 9pm eastern, and you can find the movie on Tubi or YouTube. See you there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASAPL92HuhU

CactuarJoe,
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"I knew that I would die. And then someone came!"

Yeah, kink is like that. #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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DRAMATIC TUUUUUURN! #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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They should've given him a third eye, revealing White Guy N+1 wasn't that dramatic. #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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People don't knock on Venus, apparently >_> #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Jeez, that nightgown's serious. Underwires, overwires, three ties and a full hundred meters of skirt. #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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DUDE, NOT THE CORKSCREW GRIP D: #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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He stole your LIMP! Dirty foreigners take everything not nailed down! #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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The Stranger is a serial killer who collects limps. #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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This American lady reminds me of Kate Mulgrew. #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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So he practiced holding his breath real long, then. #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Oh hey, here comes the Prime Minister. #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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So how come the bar's inside the front room of the castle from The Pit and the Pendulum? #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Yeah, save the centerpiece, man. #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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His fingerprints are gonna spell out 'G E T F U C K E D"#monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"Now, read the funnies in Esperanto!" #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"For many years we have been watching you."

We... Like to watch. On Venus. :3 #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"A craft that has traveled millions of light-years..."

...Millions of light-years... From Venus? #monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Edelweiss, edelweiss~♫ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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This is where the fish lives. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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What is this thing you humans call... Love? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"And that I've been rummaging around in your brain like an attic!"

CactuarJoe,
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...So is something going to happen in this scene, ooooor

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