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CactuarJoe

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Opinions and art, mostly. Badly organized, check out thematicconversion.tumblr.com for art :D

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CactuarJoe, to Cinema
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It is an hour until #MONSTERDON, your weekly monster movie watch party! If you don't want to see a bunch of nerdy monster movie toots, set up a filter for the hashtag.

This week's movie is SON OF GODZILLA (1967), and is available on Tubi or archive.org right over here: https://archive.org/details/son-of-godzilla

We start at 9pm Eastern! Be there or be 'zilla!

#cinema #cinemastodon #movies #scifi #horror

CactuarJoe,
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Fifteen minutes to Son of Godzilla! Consider this your last warning! Abandon all hope, ye who enter here! #MONSTERDON

CactuarJoe,
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💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

(where applicable)

#MONSTERDON

CactuarJoe,
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TOHOooooboy >_> #MONSTERDON

CactuarJoe,
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IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT #MONSTERDON

CactuarJoe,
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...THAT is Godzilla? Poor guy :/ #MONSTERDON

CactuarJoe,
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"It's Sollgul island!"

"Sollgul island? What's that?"

"It's nothing"

Oh, okay, thanks! #MONSTERDON

CactuarJoe,
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Suddenly upbeat beach music! We've misjudged this movie, it's a Monkees-style farce! #MONSTERDON

CactuarJoe,
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(I will kill myself if Mike Nesmith shows up, so help me god.) #MONSTERDON

CactuarJoe,
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He can't start checking, he's too busy posing like a 50's starlet who's just been rejected by the male lead. #MONSTERDON

CactuarJoe, to random
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"I shouldn't have to fix it, it should just work!"

I get you, man! I totally agree! But if you don't fix it, it won't work! It sucks!

CactuarJoe,
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(this toot brought to you by someone complaining they "shouldn't have to" adjust their bike saddle, it should "just work")

(???)

CactuarJoe,
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@trixter ¯_(ツ)_/¯

CactuarJoe, to random
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Every time I see someone talk about an electric bike I'm like, "Oo, I want one. They've got to have come down in price, right?"

But no, of course not.

CactuarJoe,
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@trixter Yeah, unfortunately 40% off $1500 is still like 1k :p

CactuarJoe,
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@trixter Ha, yeah, I saw the $300 ones on Amazon and went "If this were a house it would be visibly leaning. The door would be nailed on backwards. There would be bats coming out of the chimney and Doctor Kiss waiting in the basement."

CactuarJoe, to movies
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Though mostly light-hearted, #Monsterdon has been known to delve into true horror. This Sunday, your weekly monster movie watch party will be featuring just such a film.

SON OF GODZILLA (1967), featuring perhaps the single most terrifying creature ever put to foam rubber; Minilla.

Against all reason and good taste, this film is still available on Tubi, or you can download from Archive.org: https://archive.org/details/son-of-godzilla

There's also a subbed version: https://archive.org/details/Godzilla-Showa-Era/08.+Son+of+Godzilla+(1967).mp4

#Movies #SciFi #Horror

CactuarJoe, to random
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Bought a new fan because it is entirely too hot to be living with an underachieving air mover.

CactuarJoe,
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The good news about the fan: Wow, that's really strong.

The bad news: Wow, that's strong enough that the fan pushes itself over

CactuarJoe, to movies
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Folks it is 8pm Eastern and that means there's only one hour left until #MONSTERDON, the weekly monster movie watch party!

This week we're watching THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM (1961), a Roger Corman grand guignol featuring the very mobile face of Vincent Price!

If you'd like to join us, the flick's free on Tubi or you can download from Archive.org right over here: https://archive.org/details/pit-and-the-pendulum

Be there or bisected!

#Movies #Cinema #Cinemastodon #SciFi #Horror #MST3k

CactuarJoe,
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...YEAH, WE GET THE IRONIC PARALLELS, THANKS #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Oh man we are getting a WHOLE big slab of Vincent Price here :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Located: One Pit #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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HA! "Oh, hi, Nick, I-" WHACK! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Oh this is DEFINITELY a Castlevania boss room. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Man, I desperately want to put some onions and garlic under that thing and see what happens. #Monsterdon

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