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Konghammer

@Konghammer@retro.pizza

Queer / Spooky / He/Him / ADHD

Quite an extensive lexicon of profanity from which to draw from.

Not to everyone's taste.

Currently playing: #BaldursGate3 #Fallout4 #Rimworld #Skyrim

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#cartoons #Metal #videogames #scifi #movies #television #filmphotography #40k #TTRPG #Xbox #NintendoSwitch #audiobooks #Transformers

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Konghammer, to random
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I don't know if it's the platform or the game but I've spoken to so many cool folks who have replied to my posts. Like genuinely nice and helpful people.

taber, to random
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they really gotta stop telling youths it is anything but endless psychic torture to be smart at work

Konghammer,
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@taber Smart intelligent or smart dressed?

Konghammer, to animals
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Sometimes he sits beside me and just looks up at me like this.

taber, to random
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I would simply not be going helicoptering about over a rugged mountainous wilderness during heavy fog cover but maybe that's just me

Konghammer,
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@taber I don't know much about the helicopters but I think I can safely say I agree that helicoptering in heavy fog is a bad idea, never mind around mountains.

Konghammer, to random
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I think when I get my first paycheck I'm going to get my eyes tested again and get some new glasses.

I am certain that my current ones are the wrong size and if I'm not focussing on something (like a screen or a book) I get really tense pinch points at the back of my head

Konghammer, to random
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I couldn't imagine playing through the WHOLE campaign with 3 other people.

Konghammer,
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@Contrariwise I imagine 4 people with custom characters would be like playing a more interactive D&D campaign.

heyfluxay, to random
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I bought a Miyoo Mini yesterday.

Ask me anything.

Konghammer,
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@heyfluxay despite having a hacked 3DS and an emulator on my phone I'm tempted by them. Let me know how you get on with it

Konghammer, to mortalkombat
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The movie sequel is due next October!

https://variety.com/2024/film/news/mortal-kombat-2-october-2025-release-date-1236003705/

Konghammer, to random
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Your Tinder bio reading like a CV is already a big red flag.

Konghammer,
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I know I've mentioned this before but travelling is not a personality.

Konghammer,
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I shouldn't judge people who are into MBPT but I do so here we are.

It's just a horoscope for people who like LinkedIn.

Konghammer,
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My Myers Briggs personality type is: ADHD

Konghammer,
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Perhaps I'll fuck off online dating and go to local gay bar on my own like a complete psychopath.

yesjohn, to random
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have you ever had a nap so immaculate you wake up the next day? i need that for me.

Konghammer,
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@yesjohn I think that's what the normals refer to as "healthy sleep hygiene".

Konghammer, to random
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I'm surprised we never got a reboot of the Resident Evil movies that are tense/atmospheric and don't look like nu-metal music videos.

Konghammer, to random
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Woooooooo! Looks like ya boi is going to be starting a new job as of the 28th May. The place I interviewed at yesterday just called to offer me a position.

heyfluxay, to Xenogears
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I haven't ever re-played #Xenogears.... A little emulation device would be perfect for something like that.....

No.... I don't need to.....eeeee

Konghammer,
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@heyfluxay

Swoon Nun GIF

Konghammer, to random
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There's another Assassin's Creed game coming out? Are they back to churning them out annually?

Konghammer, to random
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May The 15th Be With You 🖖🏻

trixter, to random
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There’s a big REI sale coming up and I have my eye on a sling/hip pack that might actually fit my Analogue Pocket with the Game Boy Camera in it. 🤞

Konghammer,
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@trixter Good grief you're nerdy and I love it! 😆

Konghammer, to random
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Meet the newest Roegadyn Hellsguard, Enormous Bear. #FFXIVOnline

Oh no...

Konghammer,
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Niniya?

It's NINIYA business!

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Konghammer,
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I still haven't got a clue what I'm doing aside from doing busy work but it's charming and good fun at least. #ffxivonline

Konghammer,
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That's a lot to take in huh? I didn't notice that I got to level 11 as I was expecting a level up screen to pop up lmao. #ffxivonline

Konghammer,
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And I definitely need some better 'drip', as the kids say, because this is not a look. #ffxivonline

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