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CactuarJoe

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Almost time for #Monsterdon! This week we're watching The H-Man, featuring slime people and nuclear secrets! I'm assuming this film will be COMPLETELY tasteful, with no creepy overtones at all :D

As always, feel free to mute this thread if I'm annoying. Or you can watch and toot along if you'd like, the movie's on the other end of this elegant and finely-crafted link: https://archive.org/details/the-h-man

We start at 9pm eastern :D

CactuarJoe,
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Not a ghost ship. A Goop ship :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"Wait so you guys got off the ship okay? What's with the bandages?"

"Oh we tripped and fell on the gangplank. Unrelated." #Monsterdon

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I'm gonna be mad if they hurt the toad. >_> #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Man, there's enough Brylcreem in this shot to drown someone. They should animate it and set it against the Goop. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Yep, that's radioactive. Hope you didn't want kids, the way you were hugging that thing to your groin. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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This soundtrack is wacky. Romantic strings for this scene? Really? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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I don't know what accent this lady's VA thinks she's doing, but she's wrong. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"That's awful. Yeah, really bad. Terrible. Cigarette?" #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Bartender back there getting a little too into the mixer, you're not supposed to send the boxcar to orbit dude, just pour the stupid thing :P #Monsterdon

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...Okay movie what exactly are we doing now? O_o #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Get some narcan for the pianist, he's having an overdose seizure! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Are these fast cuts supposed to signify tension or confusion? Because I am both uncomfortable and confused. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Jello shooters! How apropo #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Oo, he deflated :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Why is this clown still shooting at the -- oh, never mind, he's dead. Good. #Monsterdon

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I hope this actress got paid per-faint. Jeez. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Ha! Okay, good plan naked mobster, well done :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Man enough with the frogs! You don't need to microwave another frog to make a point! :/ #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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"No, that's a stupid name. Shut up." #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Wait, what is he apologizing for? #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Oh an excellent evil sneer there, well done :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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If nothing else I'm enjoying the tour of late-60s urban Tokyo. :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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...This movie's gonna end like Devil Fish, a bunch of overenthusiastic rednecks pouring gasoline into the water supply. #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Aw man, you're making the lady wade knee-deep in sewage in a skirt? There's limits to evil, man, jeez #Monsterdon

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It appears to be a kleenex, sir. Perhaps you're not familiar with them. #Monsterdon

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