AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

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AlligatorBlizzard,

Hey now, they’re better than Polk. Barely.

AlligatorBlizzard,

How does the warewolf YouTuber end his videos?

“Lycansubscribe!”

AlligatorBlizzard,

Petition to ban turtle stew for transphobia?

AlligatorBlizzard, (edited )

Ooh, the bridge got a moving truck last week, lol.

EDIT: and there was a perfect can opener last month. It’s hilarious how, in spite of everything, that bridge is still fucking up trucks.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Now make them pink white and blue for pride month.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Nah, transgender peeps. There used to be a running joke in the trans community about trans women and pickles because spiro causes salt cravings.

AlligatorBlizzard,

The pan flag is pink yellow and cyan, the trans flag is pink white and blue.

AlligatorBlizzard,

The bike will do better with any shitty road conditions, the bike is going to be more usable in winter in Vancouver even if OP isn’t planning on riding it much over the winter.

AlligatorBlizzard,

There is a type of cockroach that can fly, if it’s hot and humid enough. It lives in Florida, along with many other places.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Hexbear has some awesome emojis, lol. I haven’t seen the flag burning one yet.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Ooh, link for the leftist literature YT? I’ve wanted something like that for a while.

AlligatorBlizzard,

… Wait, bedtime mode isn’t active on my phone yet.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Cool idea, if you’re in Australia or New Zealand go complain about your shit landlord!

AlligatorBlizzard,

I went to find the article, thank you for posting it. But while I agree it should be a bigger news story simply because it’s another story showing just how awful Trump is, but that’s why we’re not seeing more of it. People are tired of hearing, yet again, that Trump is an insecure cheating narcissist - but keep banging that drum because people need to go vote.

But… I don’t think it’s as big as you’re trying to spin it. This isn’t presidential election polling that he botted - and the polling that is being done, while flawed in many ways, is less vulnerable to botting like this. This was a news channel poll on the Internet about the “most notable businessman” or something like that - Internet polling is, extremely frequently, botted.

AlligatorBlizzard,

There’s a way to turn off the beep entirely on most microwaves. I don’t remember which button it is and I’m not going to look it up right now.

I turned it off on my microwave and one of my roommates promptly turned it back on. D:

AlligatorBlizzard,

I hate the fact that I’m only about 90% sure you’re joking.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Damn, they just can’t miss an opportunity to insult their users, can they?

AlligatorBlizzard,

If one of these debates actually happens, I may try turning it into a drinking game, taking a shot every time one of them gets cut off.

Alcohol poisoning sounds like a more fun way to die than whatever is in store for me from another Trump presidency.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I grew up in Florida, and while I never personally knew anyone with a pet raccoon, I knew a few people who knew people with pet raccoons. And apparently they could be wonderful… until puberty. Once puberty hit, people usually just let them go and, in Florida at least, that was an okay thing to do - they’re usually not out of place with some of the more friendly always wild (but your neighbor is definitely feeding it) ones.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Unfortunately this comment is about to age like milk. Last I saw was that he’s really not doing well.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Also it’s funny to deadname muskrat’s site.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I’ve got the tools, I just need to get some oxyclean so that I can avoid disassembling the device multiple times, lol. I’m kinda busy and I’m hoping to get to it next week during my weekend.

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