SenseException, to php German
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talks 10 years ago: "Use value objects instead of arrays."

PHP talks nowadays: "Use value objects instead of arrays."

SenseException,
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"Use value objects instead of arrays" in 2024.
Onward, bringing this message to the next decade.
https://phpc.social/@ian/112328282730050276

auroraeosrose, to random

#phptek @ramsey Calling out that everyone using tools built on php ARE php developers

Crell, to random
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Uh oh. Got called out by @ramsey.

#phptek

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"I began surfing the waves of the information superhighway." - @ramsey, showing his age.

#phptek

ian, to random
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Does #oss need saving?
What are we saving it from?
What are we saving it for?

scottkeckwarren, to random
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@ramsey on saving open source at

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. @ramsey scaling back expectations for his "Saving Open Source" keynote at #phptek

ian, to random
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Opening keynote for today at #phptek is @ramsey tilting at the "Saving Open Source" windmill

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I have neglected to mention my Interns while at #phptek24 #phptek but here they are hoping I never come back

sarah, to random
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Good morning, #phptek! This morning at 10 am I'll be speaking in the uncon about Five Things Every Developer Should Know About Mental Health. Come join online or in the PHP Foundation room!

Crell, to random
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Fake Ben Ramsey (left) and Real Ben Ramsey doing a karaoke duet.

@ramsey

ian, to random
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Speaking of cutovers, planning on merging the PHP 8.2 upgrade PR for Joind.in's API over lunch today. That PR also includes a lot of type enforcement that wasn't there before, so I expect stuff to break. Plan is to have things fixed by the time folks want to throw #phptek feedback in for the last session of the day.

Want to help triage/clean up? Find me at the conference, or hop in Slack at https://join.slack.com/t/joindin/shared_invite/zt-2hfq2qoxe-RAcBiwk9imrgfJOWzQRfbQ.

e3betht, to random

Interesting chat at #phptek (@phptek) today.

My stance: Uninitialized variables and array keys are fine. Back-end security issues with setting them should be fixed in core, not worked around by banning them.

Please, convince me that uninitialized variables are wrong. I WANT TO BELIEVE!

And no, the following reasons do not convince me:

  1. It's Best Practice
  2. That's how other languages do it
  3. It's messy, ugly, or any other subjective term
  4. Real programmers should do things the right way
Crell, to php
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Senior leaders of the community, being very professional.

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It's karaoke o'clock at #phptek. PHPear..

Crell, to random
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. @pollita doing her best Jeremy Mikola impression at #phptek

ian, to random
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Put business logic in your SDK. Don't just wrap curl. And have very clear and in-depth testing because those tests document what the API is supposed to do. - @SecondeJ #phptek

Crell, to random
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We're here for the inaugural release of a new framework at #phptek. Via @tjlytle

ian, to random
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"I threw in the XKCD because why not" - wise presenter words from @SecondeJ #phptek

ian, to random
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Time to talk SDKs with @SecondeJ at #phptek

ian, to random
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soapbox from @tjlytle about HTTP verbs intensifies #phptek

manchuck, to random
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I sent a text to my coworker who is running the Vonage booth at #phptek sating: I kinda wish I was there. Looks like everyone is having fun. But this is my current state of affairs. I’m having more fun with little dude

ian, to random
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Now in @tjlytle's #phptek talk about https://github.com/PhoneBurnerOpenSource/api-handler.

Last hour I streamed @michelle's sustainable dev presentation from the hotel room.

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“If the Internet was a country, it would be the world’s fourth largest polluter!”
https://mastodon.social/@mcdwayne/112327785947240043

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@dragonmantank couldn’t make #phptek instead Diana is there. Her name is not Christina lol

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