BIO:
Former mayor of major US city, former prosecutor, sanctioned attorney, part-time Four Seasons event coordinator, known for Borat movies, self-taught family genetics expert.
Hobbies:
Shoe polish removal from skin and clothing.
Awards and Honors:
Voted most likely to fart in a crowd & awarded "Freakiest Faces on Cable News" by JD Waterhouse.
Passions: helping young women get started in the legal world and being a father figure to young women worldwide.
Goals: open an all-in-one business specializing in landscaping, legal services, and premium men’s hair dye.
Loves: the nightlife, particularly because the sun makes my skin burn and smoke.
Hates: garlic, splinters
Religion: none, I avoid setting foot on holy ground.
Invite me in, let’s see what happens!
Gender: That's a nasty question. How dare you ask that.
Location: Florida or maybe the South of France. I dunno.
Body: Athletic, very virile. And tall.
Relationship status: It's complicated
Bio:
People always come me, big guys and their crying. Can you believe it? These guys their like army guys and they have tears coming out all over the place. And say, "Sir, sir! You are the most handsome man who ever lived! How can I be like you?" Can you believe it? I mean I'm pretty great. Good genes. The best! Did you know I don't need to exercise? That stuff will kill you because the body has a small amount of energy that gets used up if do it. No exercise, though if you want to do it that would okay with me.
Bio:
I'm just an American girl with a zest for life and a love for my country! I don't have time for depression. When the blues try to get me down, I say "Not today, Satan!" I'm really easy going. My friends even say I change my mind about things really often!
I'm looking for a God-loving, conservative, patriot man who has a lot of assets. Someone who can support me in my time of need. I love being showered with gifts, and I won't complain if you fart in front me!
Come here, big tits. Your tits belong to me. Give them to me. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. These are my tits,
These breasts belong to me. Nobody else can get near these, OK? I don’t care if they’re flirting or they give you business cards. These are mine, you got it?
Understand? I’m very fucking possessive.