"Poilievre throws hat in the ring to be Trump VP pick
“Look, why don’t you come up with a better way to thread the needle between appealing to Maxime Bernier voters and not getting yourself endorsed by Alex Jones,” strategist Jim Bleun stated. "
"Poilievre says “female spaces” should be reserved for “biological females” and “the men who control them”
"I and other men like me are allowed in any women’s washroom just in case a female tries to have an abortion in there, or gifts a tampon to a friend who forgot one – you gotta pay for those, no handouts.”
A lot of times, the satire sites get right to the heart of the matter.
"Political experts believe that this aggressive new tactic is due to Poilieve’s surprise and disappointment at failing to get any positive feedback when he stopped wearing his glasses and it did not result in the nation realizing he’s been just as pretty and cool as Justin Trudeau all along."
“The new building will be named in honour of the province’s most popular citizen and two most important natural resources. This name change has absolutely nothing to do with the anonymous donors who have so generously funded the project.”