RiaResists, to random
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MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When I asked about new drapes, this is not what I meant.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats

metin, to Life
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br00t4c, to FIRE
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

If A Liar's Pants Really Caught Fire, Kevin McCarthy Would Be Ablaze

#fire #lol

https://crooksandliars.com/2024/04/if-liars-pants-really-caught-fire-kevin

thomas, to random
@thomas@metalhead.club avatar

Just ordered 2,5 kg (2,500 pcs) of metalhead.club stickers 😆

#metalheadclub #lol

paul_denton, to random French
@paul_denton@mastodon.social avatar

Il a osé le dire: "Ce qu'il nous manque à la majorité, c'est un vrai discours de gauche", déclare sans rougir le député macroniste Patrick Vignal sur BFM à propos des Européennes et des sondages faiblards de la Macronie. L'élu de l'Hérault devrait en parler directement à son patron, Macron et avec ses petits camarades de Renaissance, qui voguent à droite toute...

#Politique #Macron #Européennes #Elections #Renaissance #LOL #Medias

metin, to scifi
@metin@graphics.social avatar
IngridHbn, to tea Dutch
@IngridHbn@mastodon.online avatar
kagan, to acab
@kagan@wandering.shop avatar

Really, all I have to say about this is:

Fuck the LAPD and their asshole lawyers.

https://www.404media.co/lol-no-maker-of-fuck-the-lapd-shirt-laughs-at-cops-copyright-threat/

Okay, also: kudos to the fine counselors at law at Kamerman, Uncyk, Soniker & Klein for their pithy and well-warranted response. 🤣

(Can we get some going here?)

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

I only bring snacks that are easy to throw.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

As a cat wig hater, I’m just going to drop this here. (Do not test me with a bouffant or a buzz cut.)

Uraael, to Facebook

Me, to my family: "Now that I'm leaving Facebook please consider joining me in using Signal. It's the same as this gestures at Messenger but more secure and not owned by Monsters."

My brother: "If you talk about the benefits of Signal, is that Signal virtuing?"

​:blobcat_facepalm:​

#Facebook #Messenger #Signal #LOL

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

And then Benny snapped.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun # Humour.

KissAnne, to random
@KissAnne@mastodon.social avatar

Eka lettu on aina huono lettu

metin, to Meme
@metin@graphics.social avatar
FunnyPlanet, to Funny
@FunnyPlanet@mastodon.social avatar

I follow back everyone. Funny memes.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar
janerationx, to twitter
@janerationx@mas.to avatar

So the rudderless leader of one of the world's biggest bot farms is declaring war on bots by charging new users for the "privilege" of posting on the bot farm and interacting with bots.

#Muskrat #Twitter #Bots #LOL

https://techcrunch.com/2024/04/15/elon-musk-plans-to-charge-new-x-users-to-enable-posting/

nafnlaus, to bluesky Icelandic
@nafnlaus@fosstodon.org avatar

On , a few months ago, author Randall Munroe wrote a long story about the "Case of the Missing Hit", a song with the chorus "" with specific lyrics and style aspects, which other people seem to have also heard - yet the song doesn't seem to exist.

https://bsky.app/profile/xkcd.com/post/3kjjp4fybbb2s

Or at least, didn't until it suddenly showed up ;)

https://youtu.be/6LZdiLPDIvg

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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Physician heal thyself.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Irony

metin, to LEGO
@metin@graphics.social avatar
MissPixiePancake, (edited ) to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

Rational me:
Sphere cat. What a ridiculous notion!

Emotional me: Eyes basketball suspiciously.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats #SphereCat

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

When you tell your peevish cat that you have a sliver.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cat

metin, to Funny
@metin@graphics.social avatar
ChrisPirillo, (edited ) to random
@ChrisPirillo@mastodon.social avatar

Not Slytherin, eh? Are you sure?

#HarryPotter #lol #funny #FacesInThings #food

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