OxgardenZ, to random

Football commentators in England take the game way too seriously and should make more puns.

Maybe they don’t know how to, in which case the fix is to clone one of them so they can go back to work while the clone learns to make puns.

This is what we need: a punning clone, a punning clone, a punning— football’s punning clone. 🙂

#puns

#football

dancinyogi, to random
@dancinyogi@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Ranked as the most powerful NFL Chant according to Betway. Of course!

#flyeaglesfly #football #nfl

https://youtu.be/6SosmpnWET4

TheEuropeanNetwork, to random

'Racism is normal': Is Spain's LaLiga football league racist?

Spanish football is in the spotlight after Real Madrid striker Vinícius Junior’s pointed out racist abuse aimed at him on numerous occasions.

Earlier this month the star accused LaLiga of being directly responsible, putting the league into crisis mode.

https://www.euronews.com/2023/06/01/racism-is-normal-in-laliga-is-the-spanish-football-league-racist

#Spain #Football #Racism #LaLiga

CFLUSACards, to random

2x champion, played 189 regular season games for Stallions & CFL American teams, as well as @Wpg_BlueBombers, @MTLAlouettes, @TorontoArgos, & @GoElks. With 154 career sacks holds 2nd highest total in league history, behind Glover Covington's 157.

Elfrid Payton - 1995 R.E.L.

Elfrid Payton - Baltimore Stallions Trading Card

zleap, to random
@zleap@qoto.org avatar

American Football in the UK
Torbay Trojans vs Cornwall Monarchs

Sunday 4th June 2023
14:00 Kick off
Foxhole field, Bellfield Road, Paignton.

#Football.TorbayTrojans

CharlieMcHenry, to random
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Props to the #Toffees for staying up, a historic Liverpool club survives its worst season ever and avoids relegation. My heart goes out to #LeicesterCity football club and all its fans, who after an unexpected magical season in 2016 have now been relegated to the Championship league in 2023. A stunning fall. I know their time there will be short-lived as they will surely be back in the #PremierLeague soon. #EPL #sport #football

TiffyBelle, to random

The Women's Super League season came to an end yesterday and it was a really enjoyable season. The BBC did a good write-up reviewing each team's campaign:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65537102

For me, this season was one of the best in terms of how competitive the league was. It's great to see the competition gap close up and attendance records being set.

Looking forward to the Women's World Cup in July, which will be a great showcase for women's football.

jasonwyckoff, to random

Just arrived, very much looking forward to starting this one.

JohnHughes, to random

Check out this photograph / digital artwork that would look great framed and hanging on your wall in your home or office or produced on a variety of products.

Manchester City Football Club, commonly referred to as Manchester City, Man City or simply City, is an English football club based in Manchester that competes in the Premier League.

https://pixels.com/featured/manchester-city-football-club-badge-john-hughes.html

#BuyIntoArt #AYearForArt #Football #soccer #ManchesterCity #Mancity #sport #badge

CharlieMcHenry, to random
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Congratulations to #manchestercityfc for winning today the English Premier League title as Arsenal lost to Nottingham Forrest. A great title race this year, though some of the early favorites, notably Liverpool, have failed to perform as expected. What an unusual season with Ten Hag rejuvenating a moribund #manunited, Chelsea in disarray, my Spurs also in sad state, and the sorry Foxes relegated for the first time in years. I love the #EPL it can be so unpredictable, but always exciting. Imma one sport guy, and this is it for me. #football #Futbol #soccer #sport #EnglishPremierLeague https://www.fotmob.com/embed/news/01h0x5t74mr8-Manchester-City-win-2022%2F23-Premier-League-title

pikesley, to random
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk avatar

"Nottingham Forest survive" surely Leeds can still catch them, no? #Football

matt, to random
@matt@oslo.town avatar

Bye-bye Phil Jones. Thank you for the memories.

#PhilJones #MUFC :football_manutd: #ManchesterUnited #Soccer #Football

seaward, to random

Last night, under floodlights, we beat Chesham United and lifted our very first trophy.

In the last three years, we have had multiple offers from men's teams to support us as a women's club. All have come with the explicit or implicit requirement that we give up our name. That we become THEIR team.

Women's football in the UK can't just be the same teams you see in the men's game.

It matters that we play under our own name.

And now it's on a trophy. ⚓ ✊

#football #woso

hl, (edited ) to random
@hl@social.lol avatar

I don't follow much, but every time I see Sam Allardyce, I mistake him for Viktor Orbán, and I'm left wondering why is the Prime Minister of Hungary now managing Leeds United?

TheConversationUS, to random
@TheConversationUS@newsie.social avatar

Spot the difference!

The University of Nebraska changed its mascot to remove the ‘OK’ hand gesture – now used widely by white supremacists.

A linguist explains how the sign entered ‘the purgatory of meaning’:

https://theconversation.com/a-tweak-to-the-university-of-nebraskas-logo-shows-how-the-once-benign-ok-sign-has-entered-a-purgatory-of-meaning-204251

#language #football

Jessica, to politics
j, to random

124 days until #NFL season. Not that I'm counting or anything. #Football 🏈

SoupGod228, to random
@SoupGod228@jawns.club avatar

Ranking NFL teams based on how much I like their logo

#nfl #football

darren, to random
@darren@c.im avatar

Watching #NottsCounty vs #Borehamwood battle in #NationalLeague action. What a season County has had, earning over 100 pts. I've really enjoyed my #nationalLeagueTV sub this season. It would be a shame if County were not promoted to #EFL #LeagueTwo, but BHW supporters will disagree with me on that.

#mastodonFC #soccer #Football

jasonpettigrove, to random

#Football #Soccer wise, been terribly busy! #Lampard finally gets a #CFC win, #LFC fans boo the national anthem, #Kane does what he does and #MCI March on… a bog standard day in the #PremierLeague #MastodonFC

soccermoviemom, to random
@soccermoviemom@sfba.social avatar

The HBOMax series Headless Chickens (2023), aka Pollos sin cabeza, is brilliant in how it perceives humor in situations that normally would not be funny. I haven't had this much fun watching any other series about #football. #soccermovies #soccer

See my full review at https://soccermoviemom.com/headless-chickens-2023/

itnewsbot, to tech

Stone-hearted researchers gleefully push over adorable soccer-playing robots - Enlarge / In a still from a DeepMind demo video, a researcher pushes a ... - https://arstechnica.com/?p=1935756 #machinelearning #bostondynamics #aiethics #deepmind #football #biz#robots #soccer #sports #tech #ai

markwyner, to portland
@markwyner@mas.to avatar

OMFG. The Portland Thorns, defending an 11-match unbeaten streak down 2–3 in the final minute of stoppage time. Our KEEPER, Bella Bibxy, gets the green light to go up for the corner. And SHE SCORES THE MATCH EQUALIZER! Bella fucking Bixby FTW!

⚽️🌹🔥💪🏻

20 players tightly packed into the box, the cross lands in the cluster of bodies, an LAFC defender heads the ball down, then Bixby, in the middle of the pack, back-heels the ball into the net.

Edent, to random
@Edent@mastodon.social avatar

What playing football taught me about hacking – Part 2

As part of my MSc, I'm reading MoneyBall. OK, I just watched the film! Cut me some slack!

The basic thesis of the book is this:

Our baseball team doesn't have much money to buy new players
Which baseball players have the best Statistic X for the lowest price?
Buy undervalued players which increase your Stat X

https://youtu.be/PlKDQqKh03Y?t=44

Th

https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/04/sports-hacks-part-2/

#/etc/ #football #msc

CharlieMcHenry, to random
@CharlieMcHenry@connectop.us avatar

Imma one sport guy, and that one sport is #football (soccer for those in the USA) - ‘the beautiful game’. It’s REAL sport, no TV time-outs, cheerleaders or created drama. The drama plays out on the pitch and only stops for injury, substitutions, or when the ball goes into touch (out of bounds). And though I watch a couple of leagues, the #EnglishPremierLeague is my first choice, and English football in general is what I enjoy following. After all, the Brits invented the game. A big part of the attraction for me, aside from the stunning play of top teams, is the promotion-relegation process that providers a pathway for teams to be promoted into higher leagues for finishing at the top of their existing leagues. The converse is also true, as bottom-finishing teams are relegated to lower leagues. It’s very fair & democratic - and gives fans at all levels something to follow. So it’s only natural that I’m totally delighted with the promotion of #Wrexham this season, after 15 yr wait. What a story. #EPL #EFL

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