ElleGray, to random
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

Remember that bedtime book for kids called "Go the Fck to Sleep" well I want one for adults called "Put Down Your Phone and Get the Fk to Bed"

wx1g,

@ElleGray Someone read me this story, please! Been playing and singing tunes for hours, now, and it's very very early in the morning. Maybe it's #bedtime I'm gonna #SignOff now. Ok, Dave, take off those cans, close the laptop, put the phone on DND, and go the flock to bed!!!!!!

Chrishallbeck, to random
@Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social avatar

Blankets. #comics #funny #BedTime

Chrishallbeck, to Dogs
@Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social avatar

Goodnight. #dogs #bedtime #comics

Rasta, to fishing

"No, don't come into my yard, NO!!"

This is the little guy from the family of four, now there are three. One moved in with the groundhogs😏.

He's always last, every other Raccoon was gone at first light. He Spent a late Saturday night at the Crab bar, and he's waddling in looking for a place to curl up for the day.
The groundhog trap is open, try napping in there?

A small raccoon Wade's in shallow water, as the tide rises, to the Marsh grass on my shoreline

wx1g, to linux

#today it's #bedtime on this #TummyTuesday I'm still as bloated as my HP Windows 11. When I get rid of all this gas, will I be lean, like my #GNU #Linux setup? Time to put this device away before I get in trouble!

wx1g, to random

Dream a little dream of meeeeeeee! #GoodNight #BedTime #today #GayMastodon

CatsOfYore, to Cat
@CatsOfYore@varmint.town avatar
wx1g, to random

I'm going to try this new-fangled thing called a full night's sleep. #SignOff #bedtime #GoodNight

AwattoAnalog, to movies
@AwattoAnalog@mastodon.social avatar
Bryan, to Sleeping
@Bryan@macaw.social avatar

About #sleep & #bedtime - found on #instagram

IngridHbn, to art Dutch
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cosycodes, to random

It's bedtime and yet I've got coding on my mind. This is how it starts isn't it? ​:blobcat_thisisfine:​

wx1g, to random

Dozing at the keyboard, again. #today #SignOff #TZAF #bedtime

wx1g, to random
wx1g, to random

#today I'm going to #SignOff cause it's my #bedtime I'll be back soon; Good Night!

wx1g, to random
RamenCatholic, to Confession

#Bedtime #Confession

I brush my teeth with hot water.

wx1g, to random

#bedtime is fast approaching! I need my rest. Think of it as daily maintenance run for my personality and mood. I bid you all #TZAF and pleasant dreams to those who are to be sleeping soon. #today #SignOff

emmaaum, to random
@emmaaum@zirk.us avatar

chuffed with myself that i got to bed and to sleep early last night, even with a nap.
gets up after chattering to myself in bed for an hour this morning, thinking it was at least 7.... it's 5 feckin 30 🤦‍♀️

scholar_farmer,
@scholar_farmer@zirk.us avatar

@emmaaum careful, that early rising stuff can grow into a habit… and 8p becomes “bedtime with dignity..” #lark #bedtime #sleep

KissAnne, to animals Finnish
@KissAnne@mastodon.social avatar
msquebanh, to animals

with Asher. He's half asleep already.

ottaross, (edited ) to poetry
@ottaross@mastodon.social avatar

It's time for sleep, my bed is ready
To sleep, to dream, to eat spaghetti.
My words might read a bit strange at times
I'm just too tired to build sensible rhymes
Thus my poem may read a little bit weird
And a mouse builds a nest under my beard.

#poetry #nonsense #bedtime

Sophie, to Dogs
@Sophie@glammr.us avatar

Pancakes the Dog wants everyone to know she’s declaring it bed time. Sleep well

💜🐶💜🐶💜🐶🥱

#dogstodon #dogs #sleepyDog #bedTime

jarulf, to random
@jarulf@mstdn.social avatar

Going to bed seems like such hard work sometimes.

twipped, to animals
@twipped@twipped.social avatar
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