ElleGray,
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

Remember that bedtime book for kids called "Go the Fck to Sleep" well I want one for adults called "Put Down Your Phone and Get the Fk to Bed"

tim_lavoie,
@tim_lavoie@cosocial.ca avatar

@ElleGray The Samuel L Jackson reading of the book is good for anyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDCqgHLX8Ys

falcennial,
@falcennial@mastodon.social avatar

@ElleGray and one called Eyes On The Road Motherfucker

ElleGray,
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

@falcennial bestseller

Greenseer,
@Greenseer@toot.wales avatar

@ElleGray Is there a volume 2 for 'So you started watching an 8 episode miniseries at 11pm like an idiot'?

ElleGray,
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

@Greenseer there should be

mrluo,

@ElleGray

I have it! It's an ebook. I'll send it.

wx1g,

@ElleGray Someone read me this story, please! Been playing and singing tunes for hours, now, and it's very very early in the morning. Maybe it's #bedtime I'm gonna #SignOff now. Ok, Dave, take off those cans, close the laptop, put the phone on DND, and go the flock to bed!!!!!!

mambear404,

@ElleGray

I want one for my brain.

Would you shut up!

ElleGray,
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

@mambear404 yes, I'll take three copies of that one, too

mambear404,

@ElleGray

Here I was hoping the one copy would be enough.

You want three.

We should chat.

MarioMakesStuff,

@ElleGray clicks the star in the middle of the night Yep!

luism,

@ElleGray Thank you for reminding us. Goodnight.

ElleGray,
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

@luism goodnight, Luis

olav,
@olav@theweird.space avatar

@ElleGray

One of the few bonuses of the amount of Seroquel I take at night is I will go to sleep. Usually.

KFClinton,

@ElleGray

Many decades ago there was a book in the library named Grandma Doesn't Wave Back Anymore.

ElleGray,
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

@KFClinton 😄😄😄 Jesus!

skribe,
@skribe@aus.social avatar

@ElleGray I need one for my eldest. He missed two alarms this morning because he was on his phone until the small hours.

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