I thought I might gear up for the #4th by wearing my Biden/Harris tee and cap and jacket and underpants and, I don't know, fucking cape-flag, but then I remembered I don't have a bunch of clothing that tells people who I voted for in the last election because I'm not in a fascist fucking cult.
If this seems a glib appraisal of more nuanced American cultural differences merely exacerbated by my dismissive stereotyping of standard boilerplate yokel neo-Nazis, let me say to those who espouse this that I have weighed your dumb opinions ad nauseum for six fucking years and look, just fuck off.
Unfollow me. I don't fucking care. Just maybe consider that actual Jesus-fetishizing kindly small-town Nazi pieces of shit working actively in every GOP-controlled state to burn books for having ideas and legislating people into NON-people because they don't love right don't get to colonize the #4th the way they think they do.
That whole right-wing white-trash trope where the guy says "You think you're BETTER than me?"
Well, fucking hell, if you're a dumb provincial bigot prick doing shit the Nazis did, yeah, I do. And everyone not exactly as stupid and awful as you should. That shouldn't even be remotely hard.
Ameribeans
Happy England Sucks Day (www.youtube.com)
You suck England
All ready for the 4th. Design chosen by my 7 year old, turning 8 on the 4th.