I thought I might gear up for the #4th by wearing my Biden/Harris tee and cap and jacket and underpants and, I don't know, fucking cape-flag, but then I remembered I don't have a bunch of clothing that tells people who I voted for in the last election because I'm not in a fascist fucking cult.
If this seems a glib appraisal of more nuanced American cultural differences merely exacerbated by my dismissive stereotyping of standard boilerplate yokel neo-Nazis, let me say to those who espouse this that I have weighed your dumb opinions ad nauseum for six fucking years and look, just fuck off.
Unfollow me. I don't fucking care. Just maybe consider that actual Jesus-fetishizing kindly small-town Nazi pieces of shit working actively in every GOP-controlled state to burn books for having ideas and legislating people into NON-people because they don't love right don't get to colonize the #4th the way they think they do.
That whole right-wing white-trash trope where the guy says "You think you're BETTER than me?"
Well, fucking hell, if you're a dumb provincial bigot prick doing shit the Nazis did, yeah, I do. And everyone not exactly as stupid and awful as you should. That shouldn't even be remotely hard.
All ready for the 4th. Design chosen by my 7 year old, turning 8 on the 4th.
Ameribeans
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