futurebird,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

A “children’s book” about a cop who points his gun at everything because that’s the only thing he knows how to do.

“Hello” said the hungry caterpillar. The police man pointed his gun at the caterpillar. The caterpillar squeaked and ran away. “I guess he won’t be my friend either” said the policeman sadly. He holstered his gun and walked further down the road still feeling so very alone.

javierlazarosanz,

@futurebird * wakes up * "what a beautiful morning!" * points his gun at the sun *

jargoggles,

@futurebird
I hope it ends with him realizing "Oh wait, I can always just... stop being a cop. Now people want to be my friend!"

dougiec3,
@dougiec3@libretooth.gr avatar

@futurebird
After reading the account of the self immolation and the cops pointing guns at the first responder, I couldn't help but think that their plan, if any, was to try to put out the fire with bullets. Give a cop a loaded hammer and everything is a nail.

Skye,

@futurebird "...and the angry squirrel threw an acorn and the policeman exploded in rage and started shooting at everything." "after his rage, he went home."

susiemagoo,
@susiemagoo@mstdn.social avatar

@futurebird Do it.

dalias,
@dalias@hachyderm.io avatar
ahimsa_pdx,
@ahimsa_pdx@disabled.social avatar

@futurebird The cop also yells a bunch of racial slurs at the caterpillar as it runs away …

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