Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

What’s the least sexy furry costume you can think of? Because that’s what I want to be.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

I think furry costumes are too limiting so I’m going to become a slimy.

garyrogers,
Mountaineerdave,

@Alice I think slimy is what it gets through overuse

desafinado,
@desafinado@mastodon.social avatar

@Alice Kids say scaly is all the rage now.

devxvda,
thecalchemist,

@Alice original snailsona do not steal

moonlitfractal,

@Alice omg yes. Let's get all Doug Jones in here.

rockmastermike,
@rockmastermike@mastodon.social avatar

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  • Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @rockmastermike Ooh. I’m going to be a geoduck!!!

    morecowbell,

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  • Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @morecowbell I cited both!

    wendinoakland,
    @wendinoakland@mastodon.social avatar

    @Alice Gritty, the orange sports thingy from Philadelphia?

    Fayedray,

    @Alice

    Oh Stewart the mouse or the kid from the great mouse detective with the little Molly outfit or the deadbeat fox from Zootopia

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @Fayedray Ohhhhh noooo 🤣😂🤣

    Fayedray,

    @Alice I Apologize on every level

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @Fayedray NEVER apologize for comments like that. They keep me going.

    Fayedray,

    @Alice heheh nice

    Fayedray,

    @Alice that is a loaded question lmao

    lucas,
    @lucas@fitt.au avatar

    @Alice Anything from page 1 of a google image search for "bad taxidermy" 🙃

    PChoate,
    @PChoate@mas.to avatar
    alexpsmith,

    @Alice A drop bear

    garyrogers,
    Dangerous_beans,
    @Dangerous_beans@aus.social avatar

    @Alice imo no fursuits are sexy, but I vote horse

    Caiotekit,
    @Caiotekit@convo.casa avatar

    @Alice Sonny Bono's vest from the 60s.

    robbiewt,

    @Alice Some kind of star-nosed mole

    grum999,

    @Alice This is the least sexy furry costume EVER made 180 parsec around since origin of the universe :ablobcattrash:

    You can't be serious, you can't want to wear this? :ablobcatknitsweats:

    CloudyBlake,

    @Alice the orange Philly mascot googly eyed monster thing?

    CloudyBlake,

    @Alice Grimace from McDonalds?

    Horik,
    Horik avatar

    I dunno...he's got that smooth shape going on...

    tomcrinstam,

    @Alice cocaine bear...

    Codhisattva,
    @Codhisattva@mastodon.social avatar

    @Alice bleu cheese

    purplepadma,
    @purplepadma@beige.party avatar

    @Alice Earwig. Technically no fur, but definitely no sexy either

    quasirealsmiths,
    @quasirealsmiths@beige.party avatar

    @Alice vole

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @quasirealsmiths Ooh good call. A naked mole rat would also be good.

    noondlyt,
    @noondlyt@mastodon.social avatar

    @Alice Merkin

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @noondlyt I’m going to get one that looks like those trashy Lollapalooza reggae hats with built in dreadlocks.

    noondlyt,
    @noondlyt@mastodon.social avatar

    @Alice Bingo 👌💥

    ptoothfish,
    @ptoothfish@mastodon.nz avatar

    @Alice

    reverse merperson

    almibe,

    @Alice Just a really hairy person?

    APBBlue,
    @APBBlue@zirk.us avatar

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  • Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @APBBlue Yessss!!

    RacerX,
    @RacerX@mastodon.world avatar

    @Alice porcupine sends a message. 🤔

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    I’m thinking blobfish for my furry costume.

    danciruli,
    @danciruli@hachyderm.io avatar

    @Alice I feel like you're kinkshaming my blobfish fetish rn

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @danciruli No disrespect intended, Dan. You should feel free to get REAL slimy with that.

    threedudesdad,

    @Alice I wish I had this idea. I'd be blobcat

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @threedudesdad That’s a good furry costume! You’re going to get so much attention at the 50th Mastodon reunion!

    threedudesdad,

    @Alice due to blobcat lifestyles I'll probably be long dead by then 😆

    DXMacGuffin,
    @DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club avatar

    @Alice

    Are you planning Halloween 2024?

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @DXMacGuffin Nah, I’m planning later tonight, babe.

    DXMacGuffin,
    @DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club avatar

    @Alice

    lol. Sorry, somehow I forgot all about blobfish Fridays. :blobrainbow: 🐟

    JackEric,

    @Alice they look better before they're dragged rapidly up from hundreds of metres underwater and explosively decompressed, I hear

    Alice,
    @Alice@beige.party avatar

    @JackEric Yeah, I feel bad for those little creatures. We’d ALL look just as bad under those circumstances.

    WecanbeGyros,
    @WecanbeGyros@mstdn.social avatar

    @Alice was going to say a blowfish?

    inspired,

    @Alice I'm worried that they'll just think you're trying to be Ted Cruz and nobody wants to be accused of that.

    wendinoakland,
    @wendinoakland@mastodon.social avatar

    @Alice Axolotl? Super cute, defo not sexay

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