Everythingispenguins,

Wait now even the pipelines are trans now, what next the oil?

/S

nik282000,
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Don’t let the conservatives know there is gay oil, they’ll pass a law that the gas station has to inform you of their fuel’s pronouns before you fill up.

whoisearth,
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  • Yerbouti,

    Trudeau bought this to please Alberta and Manitoba, but he didnt squeeze a single vote out of it. Also, wasn’t ir 38 billions overall?

    avidamoeba,
    @avidamoeba@lemmy.ca avatar

    I always thought of it as a welfare program for the oil pipeline workers.

    Pyr_Pressure,

    All done for Alberta which still complains about literally fucking everything

    Oderus,

    I live in Alberta and life is really good here. I wonder why so many people here are so quick to complain about anything.

    We complain about going net zero, but many if not most companies are going net zero already, even though the provincial governments acts like it’s impossible. The reason is because foreign investors aren’t investing in pollution anymore. It’s no longer profitable and it’s a stain on any companies image/brand.

    I work in the midstream and we’ll be net zero in 2-3 years while our government is spending money like crazy trying to fight any change.

    It’s frustrating to say the least but ideally Canadians know Albertans aren’t some homogenous group and some of us actually give a fuck.

    cygnus,
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    Sure, it’s like the old joke about lawyers: it’s 90% who make the other 10% look bad.

    Kichae,

    I wonder why so many people here are so quick to complain about anything.

    It’s really just because complaining feels good. It’s cathartic. It’s kind of addictive. Plus, when you really don’t have anything to complain about, complaining anyway is a surefire way to distract from the fact that you’re bathed in privilege while other people are going cold and hungry.

    I work in the midstream and we’ll be net zero in 2-3 years while our government is spending money like crazy trying to fight any change.

    They’re not trying to fight anything, except the Liberals. It just looks good to their base, and to Albertans generally, to be a giant pain in Ottawa’s side whenever a right-wing troll isn’t in the PMO.

    errorgap,

    $35B could have built some nice transit infrastructure. Just saying

    WalrusDragonOnABike,

    A pipeline through Celeste?

    cyborganism,

    Of course it will!!!

    We’re at a point in history where we will be reducing our dependence of oil!!

    We signed the fucking Paris agreement on climate action! What the fuck were they expecting??

    Buncha morons.

    sik0fewl,

    At least everyone in Alberta will vote for Trudeau now, though.

    Noved,
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    LOL, albertans think Trudeau stopped the pipeline.

    cyborganism,

    Now Poilievre is going to complain about Trudeau financing the pipeline and they’ll eat it all up even though the pipeline is what they wanted in the first place.

    corsicanguppy,

    Yep. He only did it to make them happy.

    We really should learn that’s impossible.

    athos77, (edited )

    In the meantime, CBC: Canada could lead the world in oil production growth in 2024.

    cyborganism,

    Fucking hell …

    athos77,

    Pretty much, yeah :(

    Grimpen,

    Quelle surprise.

    Although with the amount of new coal plants coming online, maybe there is still time to cash in on other carbon intensive fuels.

    cheery_coffee,

    Can we at least turn it into the world’s longest Slip’n Slide after the oil runs dry?

    awwwyissss,

    Preferably before the oil runs dry.

    HikingVet,

    I’m thinking more of a vactube system like Futurama.

    Bonehead,

    You're still going to want that tube greased up real good if you're going to be zipping around at speed in a vactube.

    HikingVet,

    As far as I’m aware the type of system they are using is forced air suspension. No where in the show does it indicate that they are coated with a lubricant.

    nik282000,
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    You’d get one hell of a gym-floor-squeak in the corners.

    LostWon,

    Not with tar sands oil. :'D

    Kichae,

    We could send the politicians through it while it’s still filled with oil.

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