ryan2one3

@ryan2one3@mstdn.ca

Please don't follow me. I offer nothing of value. Don't do it. #MUFC #Leafs #BlackMetal

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emarktaylor, to golf
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social avatar

⛳ @golf #Golf #Trump

Via Rick Reilly @ReillyRick
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4h
Highlights of Trump's 23 "championships"...
*wins 12 while being only entrant
*wins a 2-day tourney despite only playing 1
*wins one in FL while he's in North Korea
*wins one in NJ while he's playing in Philly. (Called in his score.)
The man cheats like a 6-y-o at Monopoly.

ryan2one3,

@emarktaylor @golf lol wtf

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

#Dgar wonders if perhaps they wouldn’t have all these problems if only they’d forwarded that email to ten people fifteen years ago.

ryan2one3,

@dgar I was gonna but someone picked up the phone!

jake4480, to Metal
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Was NOT expecting to get a new PATHOLOGY album this year but we are! Their next full length 'Unholy Descent' is out May 17, and this is the first single from it, "Cult of the Black Triangle".

Pathology is one of the heaviest, most intense bands around, and I'm psyched to hear the rest of this record.

https://youtu.be/Krsq_q0723c?si=ZCTKGJLKGZyi81-4

#metal #DeathMetal #Pathology #UnholyDescent #BrutalDeathMetal @HailsandAles @wendigo @Kitty

ryan2one3,

@jake4480 @HailsandAles @wendigo @Kitty wtf is that singer burping?! Yuck!

😂😍 Can't wait!!

dgar, to random
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Found these photos of a car I saw in the car park of a local supermarket, 2019.

Photo of a silver car, obviously old, boxy styling, viewed from rear quarter.
Photo of a silver car, obviously old, boxy hearse styling, viewed from the side.
Photo of a silver car, obviously old, boxy styling, viewed from the front.

ryan2one3,

@dgar did you ask for a ride??

ryan2one3,

@dgar they probably saw some weirdo taking pics so they waited until you left. I'd probably do the same thing.

idoubtit, to random
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    ryan2one3,

    @idoubtit you deserve an expensive figurine from Weta. 😂

    dgar, to random
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    I wasn’t going to toot because I don’t have anything to toot about, but then I decided that I would toot, and this is that toot.

    ryan2one3,

    @dgar if this toot doesn't go viral, there's no hope for #mastodon

    HailsandAles, to Metal
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    I love Cradle of Filth now but I avoided them for a long time when getting into #Metal and #BlackMetal because of a bunch of Trve Kvlt virgins said they were lame.

    ryan2one3,

    @HailsandAles lol I'm the opposite. Haven't listened to them in years! True Kvlt guys have always been lame.

    dgar, to random
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.

    ryan2one3,

    @dgar this is way early. Good job sticking to your 2025 resolution!

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Please support me on Patreon so I can continue to write facts such as "The African Elephant is the world's largest dog breed", and then people will leave comments saying "Actually, an elephant is not a dog. You're a fool", and then you can have the satisfaction of commenting "It's satire. Low Quality Facts is not a fool. You are the real fool here"
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    ryan2one3,

    @lowqualityfacts can you explain what patreon is without being patronising?

    ryan2one3, to golf

    Why does #TigerWoods have a mustache logo on his shirt?? #golf

    dgar, to random
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS.

    THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN CANBERRA.

    ryan2one3,

    @dgar you mean Sydney.

    ryan2one3,

    @dgar because it's common for non-Australians to think Sydney is the capital, much like most non-Canadians think Toronto is the capital. 😀

    jake4480, to Metal
    @jake4480@c.im avatar

    Had to do a massive cleanup of the folder my metal mp3s & FLACs are in so when my playlist goes through them as I work (even in plain alphabetical order), there'll be nothing I won't wanna hear. I want a true no-skip collection.

    It took MANY hours to pick out and get rid of the more mediocre stuff. Now I'm testing it out. Started at A for Act of Impalement a few hours ago, and I'm going all the way through to W for Wormridden. Wonder how long it'll take me to listen to all of it. 108 bands, 20GB worth of files. I'm currently in the Bs (Bog Wizard).

    #metal #DeathMetal #mp3s

    ryan2one3,

    @jake4480 20GB? Pfft...rookie. 😜​

    ryan2one3,

    @jake4480 I've got mine double backed-up. It'd be really hard to find some of those old albums and I'm not about to dig out the physical media from the garage!

    ryan2one3, to Deathmetal

    Oh man, what a way to go! :MeetMe_HeartEyes:

    #DeathMetal #ThursDeath #Necroticgorebeast

    https://open.spotify.com/track/2kT0GdgtsAiwVba3QSrz8r?si=02997e33828f40c6

    dgar, (edited ) to random
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    The Dgar logo is:

    ryan2one3,

    @dgar my parents fighting! 😭​

    dgar, to random
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    An Australian kiss is just like a French kiss, only down under.

    ryan2one3,

    @dgar uh...do you mean "down under" or "down under?"

    emarktaylor, to golf
    @emarktaylor@thecanadian.social avatar

    ⛳ @golf #Golf

    Via ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo
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    2h
    If following the journalism industry has taught me anything it’s that when private equity takes over legacy organizations, it results in a respectful fine-tuning of the business and a better product for consumers, and they definitely don’t strip mine the place.

    ryan2one3,

    @emarktaylor @golf /s

    emarktaylor, to golf
    @emarktaylor@thecanadian.social avatar

    ⛳ @golf #Golf

    Via Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins
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    7h
    Boy that’s some peak private equity valuation right there. Best of luck on that return.

    ryan2one3,

    @emarktaylor @golf Jon Rahm: and you guys have to share that?? 😂​

    emarktaylor, to golf
    @emarktaylor@thecanadian.social avatar

    ⛳ @golf #Golf

    Via Front Office Sports 🤖 @FOS

    Tyrell Hatton is joining LIV Golf in a deal reportedly worth more than $60 million.

    The England native will play on Jon Rahm’s team ahead of Friday’s season-opening event in Mexico.

    MORE » http://gofos.co/3UjPwy9

    ryan2one3,

    @emarktaylor @golf @FOS that's too bad...couldn't they take Cantlay instead? You know, the anti-Hatton. 😂​

    TheMetalDog, to Houston
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    #TheMetalDogArticleList
    #MetalSucks
    Houston Black Metal Band Comes Under Fire for Tossing a Pigs Head Into Crowd at a Show
    This band won't be opening for Earth Crisis anytime soon.

    https://www.metalsucks.net/2024/01/27/houston-black-metal-band-comes-under-fire-for-tossing-a-pigs-head-into-crowd-at-a-show/

    #Houston #BlackMetal #Band #UnderFire #PigsHead #Crowd #Show

    ryan2one3,

    @TheMetalDog FFS it's supposed to be a goat's head!

    dgar, to random
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    Now, let me be clear…

    *vanishes.

    ryan2one3,

    @dgar you have the One Ring?!?!?

    dgar, (edited ) to random
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    ryan2one3,

    @dgar uh...I think that's Jimi Hendrix from

    dgar, (edited ) to random
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    Ugh. My computer is sooooo slow.
    168 frames to render for a seven second animation at about twenty minutes per frame.
    I guess I’ll go do something else.

    ryan2one3,

    @dgar that's your IQ! 😍

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