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lehi

@lehi@tosk.in

English / 日本語

Hobbies:

  • Programming
  • Photography
  • Guitar
  • Bass
  • Games

趣味:

  • プログラム
  • 写真
  • ギター
  • ベース
  • ゲーム

My photographs are licensed under CC-BY-SA 4.0
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/

#nobot #tfr

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Quinnypig, to random
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Alan Moss, Amazon’s VP of Global Ad Sales (and apparently a user-hostile schmuck), appears to have forgotten who Prime Video's customers are.

Prime Video costs money. Am I the customer or the product here?

lehi,
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@Quinnypig He's talking like his customers were really excited for ads on Amazing Prime Video. Are the customers he's talking about the ad companies? Certainly not the users watching videos.

kev, to random
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Whenever I, or someone else, posts a link to this blog on Mastodon, it DDoS's me and brings the site down for a couple minutes.

https://kevquirk.com/mastodon-is-ddosing-me

lehi,
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@kev I read about this feature the other day. What could be done to mitigate this effect? Maybe sharing link previews with other servers rather than having them generated each time, but I couldn't say how much work that would entail - or how long it would take to get the other Fediverse servers to implement that kind of change.

lehi, to random
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Mmmm, caffeine... :ai_yaysuperfast:

senanthic, to photography

reckless use of photons

#photography #LandscapePhotography

lehi,
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@senanthic I think I need to go on vacation...

nixCraft, to random
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which one are you?

lehi,
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@nixCraft true neutral all the way bby

lehi,
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@RichardNairn @nixCraft For those that are curious, In Lisp, user-id is a valid identifier because functions are placed at the beginning of a statement: a-b in C would become (- a b) in Lisp.

senanthic, to random

Instagram: this is the spiciest spicy book that ever spiced a spice
book: involves male on female oral sex
me: give me back the ten seconds you stole from my life. give it back

lehi,
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@senanthic So, like, white people "spicy". A shame 😞

revengeday, to random
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One day, AIs will be replaced by humans :neocat_sad:​

lehi,
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@revengeday Goodness, what a terrifying thought! 😨

illusionofmana, to Zelda
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lehi,
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@illusionofmana I don't think this is going to stay online for very long...

thor, to random
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  • lehi,
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    @thor I've taken to calling it "3DCG" as opposed to 3D "live action" films.

    thor, to random
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    wiggles tentacles suggestively so do you come here often?

    lehi,
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    @thor I read it in Zoidberg's voice. :ageblobcat:

    GossiTheDog, (edited ) to random
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  • lehi,
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    @GossiTheDog It's always DNS!

    SecureOwl, to random

    She is a big city auditor.

    He runs the security team at a small town SaaS company.

    They used to date in high school, but fell out over a disagreement on NIST standards.

    They haven’t seen each other in years.

    But fate, has brought them back together.

    “Hey I’m here to do your audit, oh my god, Dave is that you - your the CISO of small town SaaS?”

    “Hello Bethany. Had I have known you were coming, I would’ve abandoned my attempts to align with 800-53.”

    “Let’s just try and keep this professional ok?”

    Sometimes all you need to bring people together is a compensating control.

    “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m falling for you - like I did in high school!”

    The Hallmark channel presents, SOC 2, Type You.

    lehi,
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    @SecureOwl Get Mariah Carey involved and you got yourself a deal. Optionally make it Christmas themed.

    mastodonmigration, (edited ) to random
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    Finding the Local Page of a Post

    Wow this is great! Learned something tonight.

    One of the biggest headaches with Mastodon is that references to posts need to link to the "Original Page", for instance: https://mastodon.social/@coreyspowell/111337469741810244. But what you really want is your "Local Page" so you can reply to the post. Just copy and paste the "Original Page" address into your the # Explore search box, and click "Open URL in Mastodon".

    Try it!

    Not perfect, but a big improvement!

    #MastoTips

    lehi,
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    @mastodonmigration that picture looks like one of those memes that say
    "CSS is aweso
    me!"

    arstechnica, to random
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    University of Chicago researchers seek to “poison” AI art generators with Nightshade

    Altered images could destroy AI model training efforts that scrape art without consent.

    https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2023/10/university-of-chicago-researchers-seek-to-poison-ai-art-generators-with-nightshade/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    lehi,
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    @arstechnica absolutely devilish

    SecureOwl, to random

    “Should we take this upstairs?”

    “Absolutely, but before we do - there’s something you should know.”

    “What is it?”

    “I can only ‘perform’ if music is playing in the background.”

    “Erm. Ok. That’s fine, we can put music on.”

    “But it has to be a specific type of music.”

    “Sure thing, what type of music?”

    “It has to be the MIDI backing track from an early 2000’s software keygen.”

    “Ok - a little strange, but I’m sure we can make that happen, we’ll just play one of those videos of someone using one on YouTube…”

    “Can’t be from YouTube - has to be an original keygen MIDI backing track.”

    lehi,
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    @SecureOwl queue dancing chibi pirate wearing headphones with the Razor 1911 logo in the background

    nixCraft, to random
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    They: have you ever thought about working in IT again?

    Me:

    lehi,
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    @nixCraft I work in Hell Desk right now. I need to get a job as a carpenter or something.

    grickle, to Reptiles
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    A Lizard Wizard and a Croc Warlock getting ready to battle! #grickledoodle #wizards #reptiles #magic #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

    lehi,
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    @grickle First one to cast Magic Missile wins the duel. :blobcatgiggle:

    thor, to random
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    there's a qualitative difference between being honourable and being dignified.

    honour is something craftsmen, athletes and warriors have and it's about heart and strength. dignity is more of a merchant, lawyer or politician thing and it's about brains and consistency.

    honour is about passion, justice and truth. dignity is about will, law and facts.

    i'm more of an honour guy myself.

    lehi,
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    @thor I've seen those exact consequences of both extremes. Many times the results are too sad to recount.

    chiefgyk3d, to infosec
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    Dear businesses do not use Discord as a support method if a product is being sold to a business. We are currently having to figure out a risk exception for allowing Discord and here’s the problem. Discord is poorly architected and we have to allow about 5 domains to make it work and we can’t limit it to just one workspace like Slack allows us.
    Discord is not a product for business, use Email, Teams, Slack, and Matrix!
    #infosec #cybersecurity #cybersecurityawarenessmonth #discord

    lehi,
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    @chiefgyk3d If it's B2B, then there should be no problem with using Teams...

    senanthic, to photography

    one end, some more beginnings, I guess.

    lehi,
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    @senanthic Ooh, that's pretty.

    MissingThePt, to random
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    Are they bringing back rainbow fentanyl for Halloween this year? Was a big hit last year.

    lehi,
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    @MissingThePt Fingers crossed!

    kissane, to random
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    I begin to think that we are not throwing enough precious objects into the lakes and bogs anymore

    lehi,
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    @kissane Whenever I need a new shovel or pickaxe I throw mine into a lake. It works like a charm!

    nixCraft, to random
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    Advertise your dev skills with one line of code ⬇️

    lehi,
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    @nixCraft (exit -1)

    phillycodehound, to random
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    Google Translate for Emails from your colleagues

    lehi,
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    @phillycodehound In Hell Desk, I've used the phrase "please advise" more times than I can count.

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