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jpm

@jpm@aus.social

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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nigelbyrne, to random

Do people have quiet children? Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have quiet children.

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@nigelbyrne I thought little miss 4 was quiet, but then the baby arrived and I discovered she actually wasn’t, she was just getting progressively louder and we had subconsciously adjusted

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    jpm,
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    @decryption lol “it’s not counterfeit if it’s been duplicated”

    xssfox, to random

    Not enjoying this whole weekend surcharge thing in cafes around Melbourne

    jpm,
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    @xssfox they shouldn’t allow the surcharges at all if they don’t pay weekend penalty rates

    gsuberland, to random
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    it's definitely spidoot season.

    jpm,
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    @gsuberland she’s, what, 10mm long? stares in Australian

    ghost_shit, to random
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    Me, all alone in the kitchen: places #bacon into frypan

    6YO pokes head up from under frypan: "I smell bacon!"

    jpm,
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    @ghost_shit bacon tends to make people magically appear

    geordie, to random
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    Kid’s got the ronie

    jpm,
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    @geordie oh no, hope he makes a full and quick recovery, and the rest of you don’t catch it

    damonyoung, to random
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    Okay, it’s time for a nerd question. Help me, nerds.

    I want to connect a Blu-Ray player to my iMac and watch movies etc on the screen.

    Have you done this? Would you recommend it?

    jpm,
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    @damonyoung there be DRM dragons, not sure if it’s even possible anymore

    jpm,
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    @aethersia @damonyoung @Kels_316 do you know if they work with HDCP? That’s my concern with doing anything even slightly outside of “normal” (connecting BD player to TV)

    verb, to random

    Snapped this portrait in the front of an antique store. Pretty sure I'm cursed now. Sharing in case looking at this brings immortality to everyone.

    jpm,
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    @verb definitely cursed

    jpm,
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    @verb what these 3? Absolutely cursed

    vogelchr, to random
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    Compiling geant4 <https://geant4.web.cern.ch/>, and that's probably a completely reasonable set of command-line arguments for c++ (all 12'000 characters of it...) according to some people...

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    @vogelchr @flexion -I/universe/*

    corduroy, to random
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    It’s incredible how old 90s music fans look today 😬

    jpm,
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    @corduroy do not look at a recent photo of The Offspring

    decryption, to random
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    jpm,
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    @decryption counterpoint: McRib

    shlee, to random
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    Something is wrong on the internet.. I cannot access gmail or youtube :sickos1:

    jpm,
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    @stufromoz @shlee it’s DNS

    weezmgk, to random

    The new induction cooktop came in. Turns out they are not particularly photogenic. Like trying to get a photo of a mirror. Now hoping to get a sparkie in to pull a few metres of 10mm 2 conductor with earth cable & a 46 amp circuit breaker

    image/jpeg
    image/jpeg

    jpm,
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    @weezmgk did you have to modify the cutout for new clearances?

    jpm,
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    @weezmgk bonus! I had to reduce the cutout size even though the old gas cooktop and the new induction cooktop were both “70cm” because the induction was a 60cm cutout structural frame with an extra 5cm of glass on each side

    franksting, to random

    Haha the swans are every sort of shit. About to get flogged by the worst team in the comp. #aflNorthSwans

    jpm,
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    @franksting someone needs to do a welfare check on @decryption

    yayKM, to random
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    Why.

    jpm,
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    @yayKM wait is that bacon-flavoured popcorn, or popcorn-shaped bacon?

    jpm, to random
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    I’m at home with only a sleeping baby for company

    What do I do now?

    jpm,
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    Wait scratch that, baby is not actually sleeping, she is just licking her hand

    corduroy, to random
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    BREAKING: SOLD sticker has finally gone up on the big garden cafe at the bottom of Leura mall, that’s been closed for two years. I hope they open something great here.

    jpm,
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    @corduroy a dozen townhouses

    Unixbigot, to random
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    What else do you do on a cold morning where everyone else in the house is sleeping late, but bake bread?

    jpm,
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    @Unixbigot or cook bacon. I guarantee everyone else will be awake by the time the first batch is cooked

    jpm,
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    @neoluddite @Unixbigot that’s why I said “first batch”

    dustinfinn, to random

    If you have a dishwasher, and if you have an on the door utensil holder, when "placing" utensils into the holder, do you drop them down like a weird game of plinko and then get bothered they never really land right or worse take a wicked slide to the depths of the dishwasher?

    jpm,
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    @dustinfinn a what?

    mpesce, to random
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    "Intel believes there are opportunities for simplification in our hardware and software ecosystem..."

    https://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/developer/articles/technical/envisioning-future-simplified-architecture.html

    jpm,
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    @mpesce also bit of revisionism in intel’s timeline there. Opteron shipped in 2003, after the specification was published in 2000

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