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SQLAllFather

@SQLAllFather@techhub.social

Business Intelligence, Data Governance, Kittens, Heavy Metal, Food, Fighting, and anti-Fascism. Microsoft employee, all views are mine not theirs. He/Him/His.

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RickiTarr, to random
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Hubs: How much Mexican should I pick up?

Me: Ask them for too much.

SQLAllFather,
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@RickiTarr

Now I want too much MExican.

SQLAllFather, to random
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If you don't immediately kick every Nazi out of your party, you're hosting a Nazi party.

This is also true of political parties.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nazis-mingle-openly-cpac-spreading-antisemitic-conspiracy-theories-fin-rcna140335

tantramar, to random
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Actually considering YouTube Premium.

Whoโ€™s gonna talk me out of this?

SQLAllFather,
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@tantramar

I took the plunge when I realized I watch more YouTube than any other streaming service. No regrets.

SQLAllFather, to random
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There's nothing quite like posting a cutting video on YouTube to attract the most helpful and constructive comments.

FFS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJlGcbgbHhw

SQLAllFather,
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@Itty53

What if reading the comments gives me a perverse joy?

I'll just leave this here ๐Ÿคฃ

https://mstdn.social/@Itty53/111398618427028125

SQLAllFather,
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@Itty53

hashtag chef's kiss

I was literally crossing my fingers waiting for that specific reply.

SQLAllFather, to Metal
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Me: I don't need a jean jacket

Behemoth: Check out our new jean jacket!

Me: I need a jean jacket

#Behemoth #metal

SQLAllFather,
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Interviewer: Hey Nergal, it looks like your touring schedule is a lot lighter in 2024 than what we've come to expect from Behemoth. Is this because you're back in the studio recording your next masterpiece?

Nergal: No, it's because this one dude has bought so much merch we don't need the touring income this year.

SQLAllFather,
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You'll never guess what used to be in this box.

SQLAllFather, to TodayILearned
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Everything seems to be on fire this week, so I want to focus on the good things. This is one of them: my sharpening belts should arrive tomorrow!

I need to learn how to sharpen swords. I attended a sharpening workshop last year and bought a finishing machine, and now I'll have a chance to actually practice this new skill. I am excited and nervous...

#swords #learning

SQLAllFather,
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Me: I get to learn how to sharpen swords this weekend!

Everyone: OMG be careful, don't hurt yourself!

Me: I do what I want.

SQLAllFather, to random
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Y'all need to pay attention to this thread from @tess . This is the real deal, even if I can't quote toot it at you.

https://mastodon.social/@tess/111801169996929341

TheConversationUS, (edited ) to Health
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The best way to resist unhealthy choices is to focus on short-term goals, not about the long-term consequences.

https://theconversation.com/focus-on-right-now-not-the-distant-future-to-stay-motivated-and-on-track-to-your-long-term-health-goals-216870
#health

SQLAllFather,
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@ajn142 @TheConversationUS

I came here to say this ๐Ÿ‘†

tantramar, to random
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Uh-oh. Hail and/or freezing rain has started. ๐Ÿฅถ

SQLAllFather,
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@tantramar

We got this alarming message an hour ago. Wondering what the morning will bring.

SQLAllFather, to animals
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Daddy please don't go.

#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

anathema_device, to random
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Deadloch ๐Ÿ˜„

SQLAllFather,
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@anathema_device

This is on my short list of shows to watch this year. Should I bump it to the top?

SQLAllFather, to random
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We ended up with almost seven sheets of chocolate-coated candied orange peel. They're ever so good.

SQLAllFather,
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@bosquebill

They're really easy to make. It does a few days end to end, but it's only a little bit of active time. This recipe has fans around the world. ๐Ÿ˜

https://ssbipolar.com/2018/12/09/recipe-candied-orange-peels/

SQLAllFather,
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@jerzone @bosquebill

Truer words have never been written.

SQLAllFather, to random
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If you're a product manager and you're not paying attention to @carnage4life, you're really missing out.

https://mas.to/@carnage4life/111522923652280144

SQLAllFather, to Metal
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In case you were wondering why I haven't recycled the packaging from the order I received last week from Behemoth's web store.

#Behemoth #metal #CatsOfMastodon

SQLAllFather, to random
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My 15th anniversary crystal arrived during this busy week. I unboxed it today, and found a home for it next to Boopers the Fabric CAT.

The last few months have been very challenging, but I am grateful and thankful every day to be on a team that appreciates and values me and my work.

jerzone, (edited ) to random
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Finally got the double entendre in Bobby Fingers' video around 22:40. I'm slow.
https://youtu.be/VGhcSupkNs8

Also, what a rollercoaster of a video.

SQLAllFather,
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@jerzone omg

SQLAllFather, to random
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This seems 100% legitimate.

SQLAllFather, to random
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Horse: I am so very, very thirsty. Without water I must surely die!

Me: Here you go. Here is sweet, cold, clean water that is perfect for drinking.

Horse: ...

Me: ...

Horse: what

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