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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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Yeah that’s why I choose my words carefully. Ads disguised as download buttons have existed basically as long as piracy has. lol

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Pride is one of the seven deadly sins.

So naturally I love it.

I used to go to the Pride parade and festival in San Francisco every year after high school. I only stopped due to scheduling and money. Easy to get there with just some gas money; but I hate not being able to buy anything from the vendors.

Kolanaki,
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It would be a good thing.

Kolanaki,
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If this doesn’t do it, maybe he could just take a bunch of investor money and set it on fire in front of them at a shareholder meeting.

Kolanaki,
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That’s the point. Break laws, face consequences. It damn well better work that way for everyone.

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I’m the kind of person that likes stability and not changing things once I am comfortable; if I owned a home, I would not care about its value since I would be planning on staying until I died.

Kolanaki,
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Van Dyke, naturally.

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Very likely he’s just dreaming. Dogs don’t get fully paralyzed like humans do when sleeping and they may twitch, breathe as if excited and even bark in their sleep. Mine do the same thing. Especially after seeing other dogs that day.

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Not simultaneously, no. It just switches to the last device that output sound. So if you had two things playing music, it will either not switch or constantly switch between the two sources.

I don’t even know if there’s a good way to get 2 or more sources to play simultaneously through the same speakers. I can certainly go the other way and split 1 source into 2 systems, but I don’t know if you can just reverse a splitter to have output from 2 sources into a single input. 🤔

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If you believe in God and science empirically proved God didn’t exist, would you still believe?

If you don’t believe in God, and science empirically proved God exists, would you start to worship it?

I don’t believe God exists. But if he was proven to exist, I would believe. I would not, however, worship him. Dude’s a prick.

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My ADHD is the kind where I hyper focus on things I like, and I like video games so the problem isn’t that I don’t finish games; it’s that I finish too many of them too quickly and forget the real world around me in doing so. And also that I then have nothing to do once I’ve finished all my games. :(

Games I don’t finish are games that I also just don’t like; so I never feel bad about it.

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Confidence is key.

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Not only is it manly, it’s the American way! 🫡

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I’ve made enough of most boxed things, I have the instructions memorized. But I end up doing this every time I try something new.

Kolanaki,
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What’s that from? Food Wars? I dont remember this scene lol

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IMO, 1 clove = the whole bulb.

I used to think that’s what it literally meant and after being corrected, I hated everything I used to like because it didn’t have enough garlic. So I just went back to my old ways.

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Nepotism.

Kolanaki,
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My dad was in the coast guard. I’ll ask.

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Pineapple and kiwi are my top two favs. I love sour stuff and these are the sourest fruits I know. But there is only one fruit I’ve tried that I really didn’t like at all and that is cantaloupe. Shit tastes like a mango that’s lost its flavor.

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You’re getting the wrong pears if they’re mealy/grainy. I haven’t seen the good pears in years, though. Everyone around me just carries those ugly brown ones that are like bags of sand inside 🤢

The good ones are green and have the same texture as an apple. But I don’t know what the species/type name is.

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Bring back the oubliette just for him.

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This thumb and the experiment I saw that gave people an internal compass similar to a bird with just an EEG cap have me wanting so many body mods that could technically exist…

Fellow furries: Imagine having a wearable tail that moves based on signals from your brain so it actually wags when you’re happy or excited. Imagine also being able to feel it as if it was part of your body. That shit is actually possible right now. It’s not perfect (feeling things is more of a “phantom limb” sensation because there are no actual nerves), but I’m still stoked.

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Also they’ve sucked ever since they stopped having basic smiley faces

Well now you’re just trolling, sir. The faces used for the Legoredo (western) sets are amazing. I particularly like the grinning Mexican with gold teeth. I call him Sanchez.

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I was so enraged by the face thing, I didn’t even read that part lol

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