Kolanaki

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

Q is also celebrating!

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/ca0f5c70-ea27-4ea7-b2d3-f38a3aa46219.jpeg

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

I find it wild that a felon loses their right to vote, but they could run for office. So he could run for president, but he can’t vote for himself. 🤨

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

That wasn’t what he was just convicted of tho. Is he even on trial for anything related to Jan 6?

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

For more details, search “Trump ruling 34”

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

“It’s simply: we kill the bat man.”

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

I always liked the one where he can “fly.”

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

I’m the kind of person that knows exactly how many stucco stalactites are on the ceiling of my bedroom.

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

What’s amazing is they’re not actually wrong in their accusation about Lemmy.ML even though they are a shitty troll of a user. .ML is still a tankie shithole filled with genocide deniers and misinformation.

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

They could have just had Cut and Paste help with harvesting 🤷🏻‍♂️

Then Copy could have devalued the crops by multiplying them to the point they cost nothing. 😊

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

Behold! This is what it truly means to be a bog creature, Tumblr. This is what you claim to be. And you know what, I totally get you. I feel like this all the time.

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

Thats not the only puzzle that can be solved outside of the intended solution, either.

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

Exception? That’s almost how much any McDonald’s meal costs here in California too, and it’s not like that price is limited to a single location. The only way they are actually a good deal, is if they happen to have a good deal going on in their app. Shit, even the $1, $2, $3 Menu has nothing under $4 anymore.

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

The app wants location data too, so they probably know where you are at all times and other things you like based on where you go.

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

Does that commenter think the term “edging” didn’t exist 15 years ago? 🤨 I first heard about that kind of edging in the 90’s, my guy.

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

I don’t see it. But then, I haven’t been on Reddit for almost a whole year now and by all accounts, it’s devolved into a right-leaning, bot-filled shitbox even more than it was when I left. The WSB crowd never had a problem with that word before, and by now those are the only type of user truly left there that isn’t some kind of AI.

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

Nestle isn’t woke. It’s evil. That’s why it’s not listed.

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

He is currently learning a stalfos’ weakness.

Kolanaki, 10 days ago

Ask social media, writing down how you think the instruments sound because you don’t know a single lyric (or it has none).

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

“I want more cheddar, boss man!”

“I gotcha. Yeah, lemme get that cheese pie with extra cheddar please.”

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

At least they didn’t call them weiners.

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

To be fair, Star Citizen can technically be played. Whatever the hell is in the pit on Oak Island could just as well be an empty fuckin’ box. lol

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

Nothing about Star Citizen is productive.

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

I’m lost among some spider webs and even though people see me, they are squeamish to reach their hand through the webs and help.

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

They’re gonna eat my ass. And then they’re gonna eat the rest of me. Oh my goooooooooood!

Kolanaki, 9 days ago

Well I can’t help much with the technical stuff (haven’t had any issues to solve) but here are some tips to help with the difficulty:

• If you started as a Vagabond, unequip 1 of the weapons and maybe your gloves so you’re not fat rolling right off the bat. Class starts with a set of heavy armor, a sword and shield and a halberd and begins the game already overloaded, which will make avoiding attacks harder.
• Rest at the site of grace that’s just north of the big camp but before the gates going up toward Stormveil so you can meet Melina and get Torrent as well as unlock the ability to level up.
• Immediately after doing the previous thing, go back to Kale (the Santa Clause looking guy) and talk to the girl that will be there and get the summon bell and your first summon.
• You’re directed to go to the castle in front of you when you start, but it’s intended for around level 20-30 so you’ll need to cut your teeth on some easier stuff. Instead of proceeding toward Stormveil, head south to the Weeping Peninsula. It’s a slightly lower level area than where you begin the game, and there is also a couple merchants with extremely useful tools like the lantern which will allow you to more easily explore caves, mines, and crypts without giving up your off-hand for a torch. There is also a good, pretty easy legacy dungeon to conquer there that will give you some goodies and runes to level up.
• Hemorrhage (blood loss) is one of the best status effects in the game, and almost every corporeal enemy in the game is weak to it. Bleed builds are essentially putting the game on easy mode. The Samurai class begins with an Uchitigana which has the effect, and you can easily find a second Uchigigana in the early game to dual-wield them.
• Rune Fragments can be thrown to distract enemies. Throw the stone where you want an enemy to look, and if it was close enough for them to hear, they will investigate giving you a chance to sneak by or backstab them. You can also hit someone directly with them or a knife or other thrown object to pull them into aggro away from a group (though there are some spots where this aggros everything so use wisely).