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HCBunny

@HCBunny@beige.party

I'm the same Hot and Cross Bunny that likes tacos and wheed over on Party, but much more Beige and this server rarely goes down. Still an OCMAP production, accept no substitutes or Banjos.

*NOT AN ACTUAL RABBIT.

https://justmytoots.com/@HCBunny@beige.party

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HCBunny, to random
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Weird your replies are flirtatious on the site your wife doesn't follow you on but just regular bro on the one where she does. Weird.

HCBunny, to random
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Missed toenail cutting day now I have to wait another month.

the_etrain, to random
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Hosting Easter dinner this weekend, so the time to top off the gummy stash begins now!

HCBunny,
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@the_etrain

Damn. Easter this weekend? Damn.

HCBunny, to random
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Shit.

I've only got half an hour to put pants on.

Shit.

RickiTarr, to random
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I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum. I fully support whatever two consenting adults want to do, but please don't rub your vanilla heterosexual sex in my face.

HCBunny,
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@RickiTarr

I remember the days when it was commonplace to just, you know, not worry about what anyone else was doing in the bedroom...or the inflatable bounce house. I don't know fuck-all about 'em, but I'm blaming the Kardashians.

HCBunny,
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@RickiTarr

I do want to know what they're having for dinner. What their pets are up to. I do NOT want to know what makes their spouse bark like a Chihuahua.

HCBunny, to random
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Had a dream last night wherein there was a LARGE cockroach that I had to go through great lengths to remove myself from the presence of

Lol. You don't say!?

HCBunny, to random
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Cottage cheese is so soothing. Just fill me to the brim with cottage cheese. Smother my heartache and vital organs with cottage cheese.

Alice, to random
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There's the idealistic part of me that wants to buy a cheap fixer-upper to turn into my off-grid dream home and there's the realistic part of me that's like "you can't even change the battery in a smoke detector without throwing a temper tantrum."

HCBunny,
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@Alice

There's something to be said for the healing power of demo.

Binder, to random
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Been taking narcissism supplements. If they’re not doing anything, I’m certain that’s not my fault.

HCBunny,
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@Binder

Pretty sure it's in the water supply. Pretty sure.

HCBunny, to random
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Okaaay.

I guess I'll see you guys in three days.

HCBunny,
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@RickiTarr

In that I'm completely fictional and yet there's just scores of people that think I can magically fix their problems?

Yes.

HCBunny, to random
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After getting NO messages ANYWHERE for a VERY LONG time I woke this morning to find a tiny envelope at the top of my screen

...from a friend I had sent a birthday gift to. His girlfriend is mad about the gift.

I sent him a large box of neon bandaids.

HCBunny,
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@mentallyalex @the_etrain

Exactly. He's just trying to push his bullshit problems onto other people and I told him as much. Jesus fuck. I'm beginning to think there isn't a man alive that can take responsibility for themselves.

HCBunny,
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@justafrog @mentallyalex @the_etrain

I'm coming to the conclusion that I am a magnet for men who have mommy issues and see me as the mommy they always wish they had. And no thank you.

the_etrain, to random
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I'm getting the sense that a lot of people on the internet are angry. Huh.

HCBunny,
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@the_etrain

Some of us are also horny.

Allegedly.

HCBunny, to random
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GLASS ANIMALS ALERT

https://youtu.be/u-mT8nfSgto?si=BscH7lv5NHxnuRNT

HCBunny, to random
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MAYBE LISTENING TO ALL THIS MITSKI ISN'T HELPING MY DEPRESSION. LOL.

HCBunny, to random
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You guys are funny.
I think.

I don't really understand half the stuff you say.

Look, a picture of a turtle!

RickiTarr, to random
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Don't you just love Greenhouse Season!

Share some plant pics if you're feeling it!

Succulents tons of them in many varieties and colors
And wooden box with old print on the side filled with yellow and pink magic roses
From the ceiling of the greenhouse they had hung tons of ferns and it was this beautiful filtered light coming through the fronds

HCBunny,
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@RickiTarr

I LOVE THE SMELL OF LAWN AND GARDEN IN THE SPRING

HCBunny, to random
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Throwing mutes like parade candy today.

(smiles and waves)

HCBunny, to random
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Closed Circuit Baby Monitor™! For when you need an absolutely unhackable layer of security because your grown daughter's baby daddy is unhinged.

HCBunny,
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@mentallyalex

This bad boy got so many layers of protection

(pats roof of house, accidentally setting off a tripwire)

HCBunny,
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@mentallyalex

I think my pointing a gun at him and explaining I had no qualms at all pulling the trigger when he refused to leave when he showed up a few months ago were a pretty good start at getting my point across. I only need one more step in my security plan, and it's The Final Step.

HCBunny,
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@mentallyalex

I'm glad somebody is glad, because she sure isn't.

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