HCBunny

HCBunny, 2 days ago to random

Only on The Internet and in movies can you watch a dude stalk a woman in real time.

HCBunny, 2 days ago to random

Tummy hurt but want cheese.

HCBunny, 2 days ago to random

What I love most about Social Media is how someone will pop up and go "Hey, gonna take a break from Social Media for a while" and we all cheer for them, imagining them with their head out the window of the car of Life, tongue flapping in the breeze, head back inhaling living.

HCBunny, 3 days ago to random

Cannot believe I've been married to this guy, whats-his-face, for (math face) FIFTEEN OF THE LONGEST YEARS OF MY LIFE. Today. This day. My anniversary, May 16, which OF COURSE I know and totally REMEMBERED.

(did not remember, never remember, just buy six gifts in October and hand them out arbitrarily, unwrapped when the gift giving occasion pops up)

Aaaany-the-who, here's 15 years of Lego Cake Topper to sum it up.

Cake topper last I saw it (couple years)

HCBunny, 5 days ago to random

There is, it seems, no end of men on The Internet who will tell you they've been crazy about you and every word you post for years when you absolutely do not know them because they do not interact with you. At all. No likes. No replies. No boosts. Nothing.

Not that it's creepy or anything.

HCBunny, 6 days ago to random

The Baby is working The System. She knows who has the appropriate goods for feedin' and who (Pop Pop) took one look at her the day she was born and said "just take all my money".

HCBunny, 10 days ago to random

Trying out a new theory that mosquito bites will not heal unless you scratch them.

HCBunny, 11 days ago to random

Posting to the wind

HCBunny, 18 days ago to random

NOBODY SLEEPS FOR 13 HOURS LIKE BUNNY!

HCBunny, 24 days ago to random

Asked Husband how he felt after our Covid booster yesterday. He has a little headache. Asked did he take anything for it?

No.

Okay then. Bring me breakfast in bed, ya little whiner.

HCBunny, 25 days ago to random

When you have plans in a day and now you're nervous about your poop schedule.

HCBunny, 26 days ago to random

Did you know when peeling a boiled egg you HOLD the egg with your dominant hand and PEEL it with the hand you sliced up yesterday and is now covered in gauze? Huh? DID YOU?!

HCBunny, 1 month ago to random

Should I stop trying to fall asleep, get out of bed and make a soft boiled egg?

GayDeceiver, 1 month ago to random

After watching a few “child support court videos,” I think the most satisfying verdicts are when the former wife, who makes way more money than the former husband, finds out she’s going to have to pay him child support because the kids live with him (because she gave him the kids years back).

xinicit, 1 month ago to random

Whom amongst us has not punched a street performer because they thought they was an evil golem sent to fulfill an ancestral prophecy?

HCBunny, 1 month ago to random

You wouldn't think a tiara would be comfortable, but sometimes you get one that puts juuuusst the right amount of pressure on the exact right areas of your brain.

Praise.

HCBunny, 1 month ago to random

Man I need some canned ravioli.

mentallyalex, 1 month ago to random

My melanin challenged brethren!
I am hearing that the Moon has taken our fight to the stoney shores of that mass of gases we have long struggled against.

Hold fast friends and know that soon our plight may be over. It is a worthy foe, using all sorts of tricks and nature magics to weaken us, but we will persevere.

HCBunny, 1 month ago to random

It's pretty obvious a lot of you are here because real life people are sick of your shit.

HCBunny, 1 month ago to random

I've sent a person I only know on social media a pair of pliers. This is life now.