HCBunny

HCBunny, 9 days ago to random

Sure, I have no idea what day it is, but because I'm on The Internet where there are people who live where it's already tomorrow, not because I'm old.

HCBunny, 25 days ago to random

Only on The Internet and in movies can you watch a dude stalk a woman in real time.

HCBunny, 26 days ago to random

Tummy hurt but want cheese.

HCBunny, 26 days ago to random

What I love most about Social Media is how someone will pop up and go "Hey, gonna take a break from Social Media for a while" and we all cheer for them, imagining them with their head out the window of the car of Life, tongue flapping in the breeze, head back inhaling living.

HCBunny, 27 days ago to random

Cannot believe I've been married to this guy, whats-his-face, for (math face) FIFTEEN OF THE LONGEST YEARS OF MY LIFE. Today. This day. My anniversary, May 16, which OF COURSE I know and totally REMEMBERED.

(did not remember, never remember, just buy six gifts in October and hand them out arbitrarily, unwrapped when the gift giving occasion pops up)

Aaaany-the-who, here's 15 years of Lego Cake Topper to sum it up.

Cake topper last I saw it (couple years)

HCBunny, 29 days ago to random

There is, it seems, no end of men on The Internet who will tell you they've been crazy about you and every word you post for years when you absolutely do not know them because they do not interact with you. At all. No likes. No replies. No boosts. Nothing.

Not that it's creepy or anything.

HCBunny, 30 days ago to random

The Baby is working The System. She knows who has the appropriate goods for feedin' and who (Pop Pop) took one look at her the day she was born and said "just take all my money".

HCBunny, 1 month ago to random

Trying out a new theory that mosquito bites will not heal unless you scratch them.

HCBunny, 1 month ago to random

Posting to the wind

HCBunny, 1 month ago to random

NOBODY SLEEPS FOR 13 HOURS LIKE BUNNY!

HCBunny, 1 month ago to random

Asked Husband how he felt after our Covid booster yesterday. He has a little headache. Asked did he take anything for it?

No.

Okay then. Bring me breakfast in bed, ya little whiner.

HCBunny, 1 month ago to random

When you have plans in a day and now you're nervous about your poop schedule.

HCBunny, 1 month ago to random

Did you know when peeling a boiled egg you HOLD the egg with your dominant hand and PEEL it with the hand you sliced up yesterday and is now covered in gauze? Huh? DID YOU?!

HCBunny, 1 month ago to random

Should I stop trying to fall asleep, get out of bed and make a soft boiled egg?

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

You wouldn't think a tiara would be comfortable, but sometimes you get one that puts juuuusst the right amount of pressure on the exact right areas of your brain.

Praise.

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

Man I need some canned ravioli.

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

It's pretty obvious a lot of you are here because real life people are sick of your shit.

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

I've sent a person I only know on social media a pair of pliers. This is life now.

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

Got some fancy cream for my face to cut down my red cheeks and asked husband if he noticed anything about my face and he was all: "yeah, your cheeks look a little red" and how is he still alive? Shouldn't the First Wife have at least beat this out of him?

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

I cannot explain it, but my other account on party works pretty well if I haven't used it in a few weeks. It's like it needs to recuperate, after three days of use it just stops.

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

Our zoo has a new baby colobus monkey and he looks just like an angry old man.

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

Why is it so HARD to get a SNACK around here?!

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

Fritos flavored mustache wax.

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

If you're wondering, the traditional 15th wedding anniversary gift is ear cleaning kit.

HCBunny, 2 months ago to random

(shows up to your birthday party with your sleep paralysis demon)