If you have ten minutes, and you have awful fucking "traditional values" commissars in your life or family, this may honestly be the best ten minutes you can devote to honoring Pride Month. You might well take something different from it than I do, and that's fine, but I can't emphasize hard enough that NO ONE is obliged to abide bigots. Ever. They have looked upon everything foul this species ever embodied and, undaunted, have absorbed and radiated absolutely utterly pointless industrially stovepiped hate and dehumanization and they're bad people, and our time here is so so finite. Cull shit people from your life as you are able. It will help. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm0NTlW4DzE
Let's be real, if I didn't fight that drunkfuck guy at the bar who recognized me from a previous extremely short conversation wherein he assumed I was a fellow libertarian and later, thinking he remembered correctly, said "Hey, you're the libertarian guy," I'm def not gonna fight my doctor.
We all have our own ways to make Italian subs so I can't tell you mine is THE way to make Italian subs but I hope we can all come together and agree that the final step of making an Italian sub is smashing.
At some point I have to admit to myself that I remain on the dogshit platform that is facebook 37 percent to keep in touch with buds and 63 percent just in meager hopes people will share my shit with their idiotfuck small-town high school friends one weak blood vessel away from a stroke.
I love this because this has to be the first time in a good three actual decades that a sitting Republican lawmaker proposed an actual good policy that would materially help society work better for normal people and she thought she was being super-clever to zing Fauci and what she was actually proposing was shit she and every inveterate sneering asshole in her part would vote against in a heartbeat and call horrible communism, so, bravo you, Staten Island fuckwit, for getting justhatclose to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs93iRWGSkE
Btw, if you are from Staten Island but from one of those wards of Staten Island where just normal non-fash decent people with the capacity for lateral thought have been trying to electorally liberate Staten Island from people for whom "douchebag" is a traditional lifestyle, I get it and I recognize and appreciate that you are trying.
That said, Staten Island: Where people have to do ^that shit just to not feel like they're the New York colony of the Ku Klux Klan.
If you are British, I, as a dispassionate Midwestern American, would just like to assure you that anything hilarious you do or say to Nigel Farage is fine.
MYYYYYYYY
🎵 Milkshake blasts all the fash in the street
And they're like "But you should bow to me!"
And, no, bitch, you're just a racist dweeb
Either fuck off or wear some ice cream treats 🎵
If only this guy had a youtube podcast, he'd have half a million surly white MAGA fuckheads all over America doing a GoFundMe for his appeal right now.
So I lived Jersey-adjacent for fifteen goddamn years and never ever once knew that the Jersey Devil was kind of a cute unicorn/Pegasus thingy and thus had been named very wrongly.
I realize it is less than meritocratic and doesn't carry any real weight in legislative power but it is kind of cool Marge Green has become the face of the Republican Party because literally no one in congress knows less about the world and how anything works, gets quite as infuriated at concepts she doesn't remotely understand, and vomits semi-verbal hate with the same random apoplectic fury at anyone for the merest slight, like, say, they got the parking spot she wanted at Hobby Lobby.
It's like they were working on a new mascot but had to keep going with the collateral designs so they just left a space marked "cartoon Dogpatch neo-Nazi Karen goes here" and then a flourish of music played and she strode right in from the wooded glade where a burning cross still flickered behind her.
Her UK Tribute Act (Liz Truss) is so disappointed noone takes her seriously.
I think it's the constant publicity that convinces MTG to continue.
Over here we just show pictures of the lettuce which outlasted LT as PM every time she tries to butt into the news.
Not being on twitter anymore means it took a couple days to find out Alex Jones cried and begged for money on air over the weekend because he is staring into the dark abyss of imminent ruin and honestly congrats to him for finding his purpose because the ONLY activity available to online-tv neo-Nazis, be it Jones, Matt Walsh or Tim Pool, should be crying and begging for money because they're staring into the dark abyss of imminent ruin. it's like water finding its level. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/03/alex-jones-sandy-hook-payment
@billyjoebowers Be kinder than that. I don't want those to be his last words. I want them to be a weekly podcast that runs for several years. @GrimmReality
If you saw my cupboard, you might say "Wow, you really like alternative pastas" but you would be wrong - I have TRIED many alternative pastas and never made them again but keep those nearly full boxes of alternative pastas in my cupboard because I feel bad about throwing out food even if it is inedible rubbish.