returntosender, to animals
@returntosender@mas.to avatar
chikorita157, to random
spocko, to TeslaMotors
@spocko@mastodon.online avatar

#CyberTruck is CyberStruck!
When this video was posted on #Twitter #ElonMusk 's reply guys came out and blamed, "outdated software"

video/mp4

spocko,
@spocko@mastodon.online avatar

Another video of the Ford F-150 towing the #CyberTruck
That Charlie Brown #ChristmasTree caused it to get stuck! It must weigh like 4 pounds!
The post-apocalyptic world #ElonMusk imagines where you need bulletproof glass & metal panels to survive, isn't here yet. If it does, the Tech bros' aren't going to survive. No one will tow out the douches in their stuck Cybertrucks!
BTW, Cory Doctorow wrote about bro survivalism vs community in his book Radicalized https://craphound.com/radicalized-full/ @pluralistic

Cybertruck was cyberstuck and was towed by a Ford F-150

UnappliedPhysicist, to animals
@UnappliedPhysicist@mastodon.social avatar

"It's fine - go to bed. I'll keep an eye on the tree for you."

#catsofmastodon #christmastree

digitalart_jason, to mastodon

Good morning We're ready from

Neferure, to random

Every year, we hunt for the worst Christmas tree decoration in our local garden centre.

Rules

  1. No father Christmas
  2. About £5
  3. Most awful one wins.

This year, we have seven to offer. On this message we have...

  1. Some kind of bird, possibly an owl. It's made from twigs, a pine cone and some kind of grassy, mossy matter and bits of salt/ fake ice.
  2. A plastic cheese. It may be brie, it may not. Under the bright lights of the camera, it has a slight mouldy hue. Not from the garden centre: this can be purchased from Sainsbury's.
  3. an Elizabeth Tower/ Big Ben badly executed. Also, from Sainsbury's.

Which one is the worst?

JPK_elmediat, to random
@JPK_elmediat@c.im avatar

Christmas Tree Tips for an Enjoyable Holiday.

  1. To make sure Santa doesn't avoid your Christmas Tree, make sure it isn't knotty.

  2. Christmas Tree decorations to avoid, to make the experience more enjoyable and less messy:
    Jello Cubes
    Fish Heads
    Melon Balls

jfam, to random

Struggling #ChristmasTree

mdmrn, to manga
@mdmrn@pixelfed.social avatar

Happy Manga Monday!

This weekend I read Volume 2 of One Operation Joker. Much like Volume 1, it continued with the parenting jokes. This time we brought in Harley Quinn a couple times to help the Joker get baby Batman into a good daycare facility. Also, Alfred Pennyworth showed up as said daycare facility happened to be owned by Wayne Enterprises.

It's such a goofy concept and it was able to keep the gag going through a second volume. I feel like this series maxing out at 3 volumes is probably for the best because I'm not sure how much more they can do with this same baby Batman gag.

But, so far, still funny.


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Photograph of the interior of One Operation Joker, Volume 2. Image shows a black and white page with The Joker from the Batman comics leaning back and laughing. He is saying, "How can you be so sure that the director of that day care center will be an open-minded softie? The director's a pro at sensing the evil within. She'll smell me coming a mile away!! I've long said that people are evil at heart!"

TheVinylConstituency, to random
@TheVinylConstituency@mastodon.scot avatar

Obligatory “the #ChristmasTree is up!”photo for #Christmas2023.
Now it’s time to park my backside on the sofa, and get stuck into a nice coffee and some tasty stroopwafels. ♥️
#Christmas

johnhood, to StarTrek
@johnhood@mastodon.social avatar
alexisbushnell, to random
@alexisbushnell@toot.wales avatar

We put our tree up on Friday and I put my advent calendar (the envelopes) on it too!

#ChristmasTree #Yule

GertrudeZane, to animals
@GertrudeZane@c.im avatar

The Christmas tree survived the night! I was especially wondering if Pax would get to it, but she and the other 4 cats left it alone. Hopefully we can get it through the season still intact!

#CatsOfMastodon #Pax #Cats #Cat #Catstodon #CatsOfFediverse #Pets #Animals #MastoCats #FediCats #Kat #Katze #Katzen #Chat #Gato #Neko #Mao #CatContent #FormerlyFeral #Christmas #ChristmasTree #Holiday #HolidayCheer

CrypticMirror, to random
@CrypticMirror@mstdn.social avatar

I regret to announce...

I have put up my #ChristmasTree and decorations. I guess it really is #Christmas now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM7M7zSMJcw&source_ve_path=MA&feature=emb_rel_end

#ItsChristmas

mdmrn, to Parenting
@mdmrn@urusai.social avatar

#GoodEvening!

Sitting down to play some #ACNH. Busy day - gym in the morning, running with the kids, had them decorate the tree AFTER I replaced the tree stand. Friday morning I woke up to our tree toppled over, which is why we had to buy a new tree stand.

Then had to do some grocery shopping this evening. Busy, busy.

Such is life.

Have a great evening.

#EveningThoughts #Weekend #ChristmasTree #Parenting

IAmDannyBoling, to worms
@IAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social avatar
melroy, to random
@melroy@mastodon.melroy.org avatar

#caturday Luna under the Christmas tree🎄. She loves Christmas.. 🤶

#christmas #tree #christmastree

LibrarianRA, to Ford
@LibrarianRA@worldkey.io avatar
moxxi, to Dog
@moxxi@mastodon.social avatar
moxxi,
@moxxi@mastodon.social avatar
Chrispyapple, to photography
@Chrispyapple@pixelfed.social avatar
mdmrn, to random
@mdmrn@urusai.social avatar

#GoodMorning and happy #Friday!

Woke up to our Christmas tree toppled over. Had to put it back up when I got up. Totally threw my morning off. I think the base will make it through the night, but we'll be getting a new base for it tomorrow.

So, that happened.

Hope your day is, honestly, less eventful.

#MorningMoments #ChristmasTree #Christmas

ikuo1000, to random
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serenebabe, to random
@serenebabe@mastodon.social avatar

We need an extension cord but otherwise we’re happy with our . :-)

beneaththetangles, to gundam
@beneaththetangles@sakurajima.moe avatar

Have yourself a Gundam little Christmas 🎶

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